Reminder this is what all yes ALL women want: A douchey guy with a nice body and big dick.
Don't fool yourself, "fembots". You would.
big dick? the thing is a fucking paddle pop stick.
>>27554615
Malebot here, not fooling myself senpai, I want that boy poochi
>>27554615
he looks like an asshole and his dick is all he has going for him. I'd pass on that shit so fast. He probably doesn't play video games, bet he can't build a computer, uses drugs etc.
>>27554662
probably wears flat brimmed hats when fully clothed.
Lol that dick is average at best, it looks like my dick and I have been told my dick is pretty average, the rest of him looks like more like some twink than something a woman would want, tell him to lift more and come back in a year or two.
>>27554662
>implying you wouldn't fuck him at least once
>>27554710
he shaves his balls too. gay as hell
>>27554615
Gay guy here. Honestly, that dixk looks too skinny. 100% prefer something less pencil so a little shorter but thicker
>>27554615
Look at that ugly scar line, just look. How do mutiltated men even find the will to continue their life and not jump off a bridge or something?
>>27554721
nope. im married. wouldn't trade my awesome white collar wasp man for this shit in a million years. sure, he's goodlooking and swimming in pussy, but the fact that he's posting his dick and needing people to tell him it's big screams insecurities.
>>27554723
How is that gay? Are you telling me you don't shave your balls? That's fucking gross
>>27554766
you'd risk your entire marriage for a quick cheap one with him. don't deny.
also married people don't belong here.
>>27554813
you mean to tell me you enjoy having a prickly pears rubbing against the sides your legs?
>>27554816
how could someone want to ruin a perfectly good relationship over some cheap fishdick?
That looks painful. I wouldn't let it near me.
Make no mistake. This is what women want. No exceptions.
>>27554864
Because you're a woman
Can we have a discussion about the 'douchey' thing? This is something I've noticed, most girls seem to end up with douchey/meathead guys. Why is this? Is it just a perceptual thing? What's going on?
>>27554816
guys like the one pictured are the losers that have to start their lives over in middle ages after pissing away their youth.
>>27554615
Nice body, yes. You could have found a nice-bodied guy with an attractive penis, Lila. No wonder Arnold dumped your ass.
>>27554896
lmao all I can say to this is "you poor fella". baka
>>27554899
they deny it of course, but women are naturally drawn to alpha males, regardless of their intelligence, who can 'protect' them. then they end up dumping them/dumped because the alpha male is (shockingly) too dominant for them. then, they repeat it.
>>27554899
sometimes good sex and good looks can alter a woman's perception of how shitty a guy can be. this can go both ways. I've seen nice guys end up with complete bitches.
>>27554875
Is that your benis, Sonya?
>>27554899
"alpha" guys spend way more time begging for sex than "beta" guys, and eventually succeed. it's about bragging rights.
>>27554615
I more so go for a tiny dude with a decent income but maybe I am fucking reatrded.
Usually bonus points for pseud intellectual b.s.
>>27555249
each to their own I prefer tall muscular guys
Yup agree with op but add in shitty tattoos and tastes.
>>27554615
Let's be honest. Smart, assertive but non-aggressive are doomed in current time. No girl would prefer them over muscular, confident, tattooed, square jawed guy.
>>27554899
women are children
the douchery comes from being a dumb fuck and being absolutely sure in doing it
children attach themselfs to adults because otherwise theyd die on their own
>>27555466
tfw my sister's ex boyfriend was an ex convict who she insisted he "changed"... He's back in prison for burglary
>spic
lol no, build wall.
>>27554615
No, not really. Dick size is like.....9th on the list of things I look for.
>>27556119
as long as its at least average right?
>>27554615
a-april fools right?
right?
