We have been given a new chance at life robots. Post, get your name, type it into Google images and post the first result. That is who you have now been transformed into, good luck friends
I am ready for my new life.
>>27553092
Pretty gay name OP.
I hope I become stacy now.
>>27553124
This is not what I had in mind when I wanted to start a new life.
>>27553092
>one new chance at life
>I'm some kind of weird Asian
Kill me
>>27553134
>Dora Preston
Sure looks like a stacy doesn't it?
I hope I become a Chad
>>27553092
Bumping for Chad Thundercock
>>27553171
>Laverne Chandler
>tfw black old woman
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27553154
You're cute desu, London??????
>>27553092
New life here I comr
>>27553223
Oh fug, what have I become.
>>27553092
FUCKIN WITE MAAAAAALLEE
>>27553092
Okay, here goes.
ree
>>27553092
Crawwwwwling in my skiiiiiiin
Original ravioli
Rollan for at girl plsssss
Your name changes everytime you post faggots
Come on come on
*don't read this nonsense I just don't want Captcha being a bitch and calling me unoriginal*
clenching butthole very hard
Pls be supermodel
Lets see what happens with this
>>27553385
>joy gay
Hahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha
FUCK
Original oregano buying gf 2mil etc etc
>>27553363
Mi gud wht went wrong
I am ready to transition
Please be good, I can't afford to be pathetic again
plot be good
>>27553386
A chad F1 racer. hit the fucking jackpot.
>>27553392
Sorry about that f@m.
Dinkle donkle suck on my wonkle
>>27553092
time to see my second life
chad get
original tbdesu
I am ready to transcend
Im ready. Here we go!
>>27553442
You wish m8. Mark Webber. Not even a Chad, a shitty racer.
>>27553460
I became a blurry queer
>>27553092
I'm posting here to see if the names are constant across boards
>>27553385
that name is top tier
>>27553465
W E W
>absolutely original commentu
Wish me luck.
OG
Alright, let's hope I get something good.
I thought you meant type your first name in at first, and I got this fucking beta cuck corporate shill, so I'm happy I'll get something different.
>>27553432
Middle-aged mom tier, this is pretty bad
Gib me my new life oh great name generator!
rolling for qt fembot
Time to be le chad
>>27553531
I guess I'm like Bernie Sanders' long lost brother or something. Looks like he's lived a pretty long life of mediocrity. You can kinda see the deadness in his eyes. He's just given up, getting out of bed only to yell at neighborhood kids in his yard or maybe empty out his bedpan when his Stacy nurse is too busy doing social media stuff on her phone to answer his rings.
Here we go lads
oh god
>>27553092
I'm ready for my second life famalan
Finally a second chance... Allah be with me
>>27553568
>Matt Key
Wow. I must be some sort of faggot. I like his expression though. I will probably use it as a reaction image in future post :^)
Roasties REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robot pls
>>27553570
>Mabel
Was probably a qt3.14 in 1923
>>27553526
>One chance at life
>Born Norman Bernard
Wew
Let's see here now ...
>>27553092
this roll is as original as it could ever be
>>27553594
I'm gonna save that one as well, he looks pretty unconvinced or maybe he just can't believe that whomever I'm replying to is doing the thing they said they did. Kinda Costanza-esque. Very nice.
Oke oke oke lets get er going
>>27553607
HOLY FUCK I DID IT
I'm out guys, good luck transmogging into your avatar of destiny. I became a roasty and I'm going to be a lesbian forever.
>>27553625
>Gayle Chan
I look like a murderous Asian
I want a bbc plz asian moot
hey guys x
>>27553668
ROBOT BE MY QT GF ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEE
Give us the Tomorrow theme back you fucking gook.
>>27553092
Why do we have names now?
I seeketh a new name you unoriginal negressesistanis!
I hope i can finally be chad
>>27553684
Sweet I'm a rock star
>>27553711
Kinda look stupid
hello elliot rodger here
Rolling for best name
>>27553092
You dreamed the dream of living the life that you actually live today
lets see
ordinal
>>27553747
Lol what a cuck. HEHE
>>27553716
>Linda Kelley
http://fox59.com/2015/02/18/indianapolis-couple-charged-in-death-of-paralyzed-daughter/
I've been a naughty girl killing my paralyzed daughter and all.
>>27553668
I will be your bf, Troy Hanson. Kentucky Derby champion, five years running. I will fly us everywhere in my private horse-shaped jet. Born from a long, lustful night at the Hanson family reunion, somehow the combined looks of all my hick, yodel, and hillbilly relatives produced the most genetically superior man in all of backwoods West Virginia and I used my good looks and natural talent to achieve success beyond my wildest dreams.
>>27553723
>tfw I'm Chad's car
I hope I become a cute girl with lots of cool friends.
Give me a new name!!
Rollolololol
give me a beta name tbhfam
rollin...
I'm probably gonna find a fat Catholic lady or an illegal
Bless me Hiro
I like games where I get to pretend I'm not me.
>>27553809
This is some of the best content I've seen on this site in nearly 7 years of browsing. I'd love to think we're all shitposting half and half with robots, the other half with law enforcement just killing time.
>>27553852
terry rose irl
also there's a terry rose photographer
>>27553854
It's alrightoregano
>>27553092
Halleluja
>>27553767
You're a literal actress from dr who
>>27553092
Give me Chad
>>27553092
Can I finally escape robot life?
>>27553924
>Jim Johnson
Baseball player huh
Googling my real name already returns my sites and image as first results. Let's see what I'll get.
perfect i need a new 1 too much shit attached to my old name
>>27553924
you're now a slave in the 1830s
I'm not sure I like this game
original comment
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>>27553863
Thats bingo!
greasy lads gankin front
>>27553092
lets see
originallllss
>>27553092
I am a whole new being
>>27554025
not bad, but kinda old
I'll just do it.
hoping for stacey
>>27554058
wth is this shit???
New name new me
rolling for a new life friends
>>27553092
I like to eat ass.
I wanna be a cute little japanese girl
>>27554085
New me is a bit old
Fagnuts
roll name. odds I smoke or something go
>>27554111
Im a cutey dont touch me silly boys
Gib me name
rolling to get name similar to my real one
max pip
just let me be mildly attratcive
>>27554122
really makes me wish I had that smoke
Nam plz thx origami desu
I could use a new life. Rooooll
lets do dis +D
>>27554136
>tfw greaser dago
>>27554196
WHY? fucking robot it's original you cunt
>>27553092
Rollin for originality yo
lets go for this shiteeee
O r i g i n a l post fampai
please don't be black
>>27554208
>Javier Castaneda
lel
>>27554208
At least you're not an old woman that knits. I mean that's royal fucked.
We social now? How horrid!
>>27553092
A new life would seriously improve... my life.
>>27554222
>Morris Stevens
mfw
>>27554252
ZOMFG!
I've become a Stacey!
Feels good, though.
Rolling
(This is original tbqh)
i've done alright here
i'd fuck the new me haha
Chad Thundercock get
New life, here I come
Give me something oh great Machine King
>>27553386
All hail the prophet of the Great Journey.
![PICT0184[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T9idX6I.jpg "PICT0184[1].jpg")
>>27554276
>Had one chance
>Literally one chance
>ONE
>CHANCE
>Get turned in to a generic cholo motherfucker.
>That might have kids by this point.
I guess it's my turn in the cock carousel before the roast gets stale.
Thanks, OP
mmmmazaza
>>27554360
>Cary Floyd
Um what? I don't know what to say...at least he makes booze for a living and has a family. Fucking hell my life is a disgrace. Pic related my normalfag counterpart albeit older
>>27553092
Alright, rolling for chad.
>>27553092
what the hell is this reddit shit
i wake up and we have names and i can't find where i can switch the theme to 'tomorrow'
Rawlin
sdfasdfdsafasdfsdafasdfasdfasdfsadf
Rolling for Trump
>>27553092
I want to be qt white girl
>>27553092
Time to start a new life
>>27553092
Sheeeeit. AYO.
rolling for the name
>>27554405
No chad but I'm pretty qt, could be worse I guess
Jesus, make a pretty, white, upper middle class American girl so that I won't ever experience hurt anymore. Amen.
>>27554421
I'll take it as yes
>>27553092
Chad name please my mannnn
Stan get
>>27554431
I'm a nigger lawyer
I-I hope I look okay.
Please let me start my new life as chad.
Original my friends
Rolling
This is a very very very original comment
>>27554424
Looks like I became a Peruvian Woman...
give me a chad name reeeeeeee
>>27554434
Thanks a lot. Life is really looking up.
i heard from /s4s/ if you put walruse into every field something cool happens
>>27554458
I guess I was a Stacey once at least.
>>27554430
Apparently, I'm some power lifting Chad from the UK. Thx.
>>27554463
Can I use this one puhlease ?
I don't wanna be a Peruvian Woman...
Please be jew name
I am quite a handsome motherfucker
>>27554440
Mexican qt
>>27554461
This is not who i wanted
Please not be grill.
Rolling rolling rolling
I hope I'm Donald
I am ready spaghetti
>>27554466
At least you are having sex in jail, normalfag
>>27554466
Hahah I'm fucking dying here
>>27554454
pic is Tracey Mckenzie
>Tracy McKenzie
>Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, Biblical Studies, Faculty Member | Biblical Studies
fuck my life
>>27554514
I'm a normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolling
Pls Pepe Lord give me Stacy
>>27554539
>Mercedes
Nice stripper name, slut.
If only I could die instead
>>27554512
kek
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fuck this robot
>>27553092
Let's try this shit
>>27554539
>WWE grill
>12 y/o dream come true
what is going on in here my lads
rolling itt
Rolling for neeemu.
rolling rolling rolling rollin
pls be a chadlol u tk him 2 da bar|?
>>27554621
fuck yeah, ill get all the grills like this
>>27554617
so long robocucks
Please give me a chad life pleaseee
pls be male
>>27554466
Holy shit that's unfortunate
Please no nogs or spics
>>27554757
http://www.gulflive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/06/saucier_man_to_serve_42_months.html
Well fuck me senpaialso, 42 months for cheese pizza? That's one light sentence
roll for new life
>>27553092
Please let me be Chad or Stacey
>>27553092
Please something non ethnic.
Let's do this
original rolando
Alpha get.
fuck me up family
ORIGINAL REEEE
Please be kind..
bleepbloop
i could use a new vessel yeah
>>27554936
Bunch of ugly bitches.
Okay
Bloxxybloxx
I want to be pretty.
Pepe get
Chad coming by
Alright.. I'm fucking ready
Make me an anime, stupid robot!
>>27555035
>>Ingrid Fletcher
I honestly don't know what to think, I mean she's sexy
Please be a white name
>>27555062
>mfw they made me a stonemason
Secret rituals here I come
Rolling for new life
Original ravioli
At least I'm not ugly
>>27553092
Rolling for a new and original life.
>>27553092
Lets do this shit my boys.
I need to be the little girl
>>27555145
damn this is pretty good too I suppose
i need to be rich, i dont give a shit what i am
give me MONEY
>>27553092
Let's see what we have here
726261810172619101
>>27555225
Somehow worse than what I am now
Reeeejxjehdjsmzb
I hope it's not a nigger
Apparently im a somewhat respect nog with a beard.
Rolling for Chad-Tier names
Update to come
>>27553092
Pls have merci
Let's see where fate propels me
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>>27555257
GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>27553092
>>27555268
Aww yiss bby
if I get my own name I will seriously cry
Watch it actually be someone worse
I wonder what my name will be
how can you improve perfection
>>27555311
Hey, I loved you on To Catch A Predator!
>>27553363
There seems to be a disproportionate amount of Lelands so far
>>27555294
fuck yeah, we all mirin right now.
>>27554466
I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life.
easy going
as long as im not a nig nog
Roll for not girl
ready for new life
Please be Chad Thundecock
>>27555531
Lame furry, but I still can use my vagina for money. Not bad.
post toat
>>27553092
Roll for Chad
very aiszdvhsjdadjashdgkd
Roll, but my hope will never die
Alright komment original good stuff
How bad can this be.....
>inb4 Nigel
>>27553092
What the hell is this layout?
rolling....
You have been muted for 2 seconds
>>27556024
I'm a roastie now, where do i get beta orbiters?
Maybe I'll just stay the same.
Rolling
>his name is Robert Paulson
Let the transformation begin
>>27555589DESIGNATED
orginalru
tfw not chad
please change me right now
that is top bantz
