Barkeep, I can't fucking wait forever. I am just going to help myself and leave the money in the dosh dispensary.
>that feel when ex texts you for some stupid reason
>tells you how its her boyfriends bday today
>but tells you to have fun at whatever you are doing today
>you are going to get absolutely smashed while her boyfriend probably gets some kind of special treatment from her
life is peachy lads.
>has an ex
Yeah...
>he didn't block her number
Wew
Sorry, this bar is for robots. You will have to go to facebook or to a real life bar.
>>27550418
we kinda ended on good terms.
>>27550407
>>27550433
don't be dicks robots, I am in the same shit as you right now.
>>27550570
No you are not. Leave.
>>27550570
Yeah we always try to end it on good terms. Then depression eats you and you're basically forced to cut her out completely.
>>27550570
Don't worry anon I know your pain. It's always best to just burn a bridge in that situation imo, even if it did end on good terms. Only going to just make you keep feeling like shit. Best to end contact and move on. Loneliness sucks ass but not as much as thinking about the what ifs
Its ok, OP.
If cucks can live and be happy with themselves, then this is easy to overcome. This is like 10% of their cuckery. Don't worry about it and for fuck's sake be happy being single.
>>27550570
>Ex
Get the fuck out and never come back, you faggot normie.
>>27550725
>>27550672
It's an obscure feel lads.
Also fuck being single, I've been single for 4 or 5 years now since we broke up. Fucked couple of chubby chicks and craycray's but that really doesn't mean shit.
Just want to not be alone anymore.
>>27550740
Don't be hatin' cause you are not trying nigga
Don't post about a gf. You'll piss off the angry virgins
Okay then.
>be a shut in
>no friends, let alone a gf
>stop being a shut in
>leave the house on the regular almost every day
>meet people who are much older than myself
>can't make friends with them
>really want a gf
>don't know any girls
>don't think they would be interested in me anyway
>summer, the worst season for being alone is almost upon us
Can't wait till I get my driver's license and a car and just drive around aimlessly. Driving is the only thing I actually enjoy doing in my life right now.
>>27550765
>summer, the worst season for being alone is almost upon us
How? Its too fucking hot to stay inside and I usually go out drinking at least couple of nights a week. So much more people outside meaning its easier to meet someone new. Can't really fuck properly, again, due to heat.
Summer is agony mate. Swampass and ball sweat 24/7.
>>27550359
Ah, bartender, you're back.
Gin and Tonic please.
I would like to start up a tab for the fellow robots.
Drink up bots
>studying for a useless humanities degree that I'll get a 2.2 in
>unfortunately it's from a top 5 British university so all my friends are mad successes working for blue chip companies and shit
>meanwhile I'm here never going to achieve anything
>>27550754
I went like 4 years without sex until I finally broke my shit cycle of self loathing and dankness. I fucked a few crazys and mehs also to try to fill the void of loneliness like you said. I was seeing some crazy ass chick who was 3 years younger than me(23) just for the sake of not being alone and it was misery.
Sex was great but everything else was awful and she made it clear that we weren't dating constantly because I was too old. Finally after I tried breaking it off 2 times and she said she couldn't not see me, she threw me to the trash for her ex. I just stayed to myself for a few months and it was just better. Lonely but better, at least I had myself.
I'm finally dating a girl now who is great so far, my first real relationship also so I guess best advice I can give anon is to move on, mend, and eventually things will get better, or maybe they wont, who the fuck am I to know?
>Finally cut off my off-and-on relationship with my exgf 2 weeks ago
>Sitting here kinda buzzed at 2am desperately wanting to text her
I know she's bad for me but we just keep crawling back to each other
>>27550570
>I am in the same shit as you right now.
No you're a normalfag and have no feels that are closely related to robotics.
You are what's making this board shit.
Never trust a girl who says
>No, I've got no more feelings for my ex
>He's just my best friend, nothing more
>>27550853
Ex of two weeks.
If you text her now she will never have been your experience even. Then she'd just be your gf during a hiccup or some shit. Two weeks out, decide how to move forward now and don't bend from it.
>Get GF
>Stay together for 3 years
>Break up after she says you were cheating on her
>You weren't
>Miss the companionship they provided and just mope
>Feel stuck in a rut and wish to just get another GF
>Too ugly to actually do so
>>27550844
I'm not actually lingering on her or anything. It's just that she was the last/only real relationship I had. I will drop it when I actually manage to substitute her with someone new. Problem being that it's taking way too fucking long.
It's just when she texts me like this out of the blue once in a few months that feels kind of overflow and I can't fucking deal with shit that day.
I think I've learned my future.
I'm going to live the rest of my life to prove to my parents they didn't fail in raising me. And as soon as they both die, I'm going to kill myself. My only goal in life is to be someones husband and to find love, and that is clearly never going to happen.
It's time to accept love isn't for me, who I am as a person made my life an entire challenge that I must drudge though and suffer with on the way. The only comfort I feel know is knowing I have a future ahead of me and it will be the release from this world after my parents die in peace thinking I did pretty good in my life.
>24yo kv, NEET since 16 and no social contacts
>talk to people online, some like me
>immediately when someone show's interest in me, or appears to care about me, I become hostile
>spend all my days drinking and watching telly
>no ambition
Oh well.
>>27550803
Because people go on vacation together. If they don't then they go to the beach or something. Also the hot weather means that girls wear less clothes in public, which is extremely frustrating when you're a hopeless KV. All that heat makes people hornier, myself included.
I don't go out drinking because there are no bars in my shitty neighborhood. Maybe when I have my own car but I doubt it.
>Get gf in highschool (4/10)
>date for three years, decide to end it because it wasn't fun
>two weeks later you make a complete drunk fool of yourself in front of 9/10 girl
>she thinks it's cute and you awkwardly take the next steps into dating over a few weeks
> another girl 7/10 takes sudden interest in you, but she's been your friend for a long while
>you fuck around with 7/10, date 9/10, and still feel bad because that 4/10 you were with for years is still in your heart.
>date 9/10 for 1.5 years. She is too crazy and never forgave you for filling with7/10.
>break up and be single for the first time since dating started
>single is literally the best life you've ever lived
>literally 0 drama, just me and my friends
Why do so many of you want a relationship. It's far inferior to being alone desu
>>27550902
Yeah the waiting period before you find someone new to fixate on is always a bitch. I've always tried to do things to improve myself to take my mind off it, like gym, music, work, hiking, shit like that. Doesn't always work but at least you know you're trying your best and that should mean something to yourself.
Women do that on purpose, so they have a backup plan basically. If shit hits the fan with her current bf, she knows your still emotionally connected some bit since she stayed in touch and she can run to you if it ends. I've been told I'm supposed to do that too but I can barely handle 1 girl. That's why I say it's always best to burn the bridge and ignore/block her, best for yourself
>>27550873
Oh no, we broke up 6 months ago after dating for a year. Since then we've been talking a decent amount, hanging out sometimes, having sex whenever we get drunk, and then agreeing the next morning not to do it. 2 weeks ago was when I told her that I was done and that I needed some space to not sleep with her, hang out with her, or talk to her at all for a while.
just need to distance myself from her because I don't think I could start dating someone else while I'm this hung up on her still
>>27550957
That's honestly the worst thing - I am not some kind of fucking shut in who never sees anyone. I am a musician, used to gig regularly in town, then had a bit of a break for a year and now finally getting back into it. None the less, I am going out and hitting bars and stuff every weekend. I mingle around is what I am trying to say. I'm an average looking guy and I can talk to other people just fine, but I always hit on girls who are 10/10 and straight out of my league. As a result I always get fucking rejected, which makes sense. Only girls I ever fucked were average ones that bothered enough to come on to me.
There is a point where you've been single so long that your mind subconsciously starts thinking how "that one girl that just happens to be the most recent" is the one you are supposed to get because nothing else seems to be working. And then you get a text from her out of the blue. It's just a bunch of shitty synced things that happen.
In a way I envy all these robots that are disgusted by me posting in this thread.
>>27551069
Yeah I had that problem too, always going for the 10/10s. All the girls I've banged until recently I met at work, which I've learned is always a bad time. Way too much drama. Idk even how to meet women these days aside from being hooked up with friends or friendsomething of friends. And my friend group dwindled as I got older and I'm only fucking 23. I did bars, parties, etc and nothing but rejection. I met the current girl I'm seeing on tinder, which I'm really not proud of at all but it seems to be working out. Id suggest it if you haven't tried it yet. It's just how the times are nowadays I guess, just gotta sort through a lot of skanks to try to find someone in the same boat as you.
Just stay strong anon and keep trying. I've been there man, I have, it sucks ass and is a shit feeling, but nothing to do but keep on going.
It's all right to have a robot feelings and shit, it's why we're here, but no point in lurking on this board bitching about why your dick isn't bigger or you're not banging some 10/10 pornstar. You have to try to break the robot habits eventually imo
>>27551144
Yeah, that's my own fault to a degree. I am perfectly fine bullshitting women in person and talking to them, but there is something about facebook/tinder/etc that is just... I don't know, I can't do it. I got laid bunch of times like back in 2006 and 2007 during myspace days before it was common, but nowadays it's just such a foreign thing to me. Doesn't help that when you are talking to a girl online you are literally competing for attention with another 10 guys. In person I can just do my own thing.
>>27551240
All the people I work with my age told me it's the main thing these days, so I guess it just is. I even had to make a fucking Facebook so I could use it. It took me a bit to try and get some sweg working with just typing, I'm usually a much better bullshitter face to face, but eventally I got it to work. Girls just like be told stupid jokes and shit really til they laugh and you work in some questions to see if they are worth the effort. It's not so bad, gives you something to do so you feel like you're trying to not be lonely also
Martini, senpai.
I just asked this girl out. She doesn't receive really any male attention and I have severe oneitis for her and I still managed to fuck this up. I guess girls will never accept me for who I really am : a shy introvert. I should probably give up and become a monk.
I had one my exs call me today out of the blue. She was using someone else's phone because I've blocked all her numbers.. We had a nice chat. Things aren't going well for her it seems.
Her boyfriend is starting to lay hands on her, despite me warning her it was going to happen because I know the type. Her job isn't going well. She wants to move back home from the other side of the country. She said she still loves me.
I'm not sure how I feel about all that. Because things for me got a lot better once we cut contact. It meant I was able to comit fully to my new girl, and it's the best relationship I've had since high school. Which Wass FUCKTONNE of years ago. My depression has been a lot easier to manage because she's supportive, where as my ex would trivialise it and try brush it off.
But the part that concerns me is while I don't feel good about her life failing, I don't feel bad. It's almost like I don't care. And this is shocking because I did care for her more than my fucking self for quite some time..
I don't know anons. I just thought I'd react a little more. Even when she said she does still love me and wishes her bf was me, I just didn't feel anything. I think I was even thinking about gym.
>>27550765
>Can't wait till I get my driver's license and a car and just drive around aimlessly
This is something I do very regularly; I find it really helps keep me in check and helps the depression when I can feel it coming on. Good chance to listen to some new music too.
>>27550959
i had this with an old gf, we were both terrible for eachother, but she was hot as fuck so i kept crawlingback for the sex then realising i hated her
>>27550869
Listen to this man.
Because I am that ex, and I promise you, she desperately wishes you were that ex and not you. There's nothing you can do about it. You will always be second choice. I will waltz in one day out of the blue and she will pick me, everytime.
I'm sorry.
>>27550359
>ex
Fuck off, you're not Sam.
>tfw listening to an album makes me feel like I'm stuck in an old wooden house on the freezing coast of Norway on a dark and gray day while It's raining and the ocean is roaring, watching the swell through a crack in the cellar wall while being softly sung to
Feels good.
>tfw crazy and feel like everyone I'm friends with secretly hates me
>tfw only friends are from /r9k/
>tfw don't know what to do with my life, didn't even graduate High School
>tfw no gf and I'll never have one because I look terrible
>tfw /r9k/ is shit now and full of guys like OP who aren't robots at all
Feels bad.
>>27551144
Everything I've fucked in the last 9 months has come from tinder, okc, pof, dating sites. I can't pick up in clubs, i don't have a clue how to. All my friends are all partnered off and can't slide me in anywhere, so it's all online. I think it's worked out pretty well, but like you said, it must be a sign of the times. Or there's actually a way for us cyborgs to get laid since we can't compete against normies and chads in real life
>doctors working on pulmonary hyper tension diagnosis
>symptoms getting worse and I gotta wait a few more months before they do another echo of my heart and see if it's getting worse before checking in a real way if I got it or not
>doctor checked my blood pressure today and it's too high for my age so that's putting more pressure on my heart
wew, I'm going to die
>>27551594
>has friends
Normie. Seriously, NORMIE.
>wanting a gf
NORMIE
>caring what you look like
NORMIE NRAIOSRSAKDSADAS
>>27551666
Oh look, a salty normalscum mad that he doesn't belong here.
>>27551676
>replying to normies
Norman the normie.
>match with a very nice girl on tinder
>talk for about 15 minutes
>send the last message
>no reply
two days later and im wondering what the fuck to say without seeming thirsty as heck, i just want to talk to a nice girl
>>27551728
Just start the convo up again, hey or somethings Jesus don't be a sperg
>>27550956
>drama
Fuck, tell me about it. Gotta deal with that shit all the time. This is definitely a major factor for why i can't date - i should stick to just fucking chicks.
But then again i lost out on a goddam threesome a few weeks ago...caused mad drama. Being a failed normie is wack.
What the fuck is wrong with his thread why are there so many normalfags
>>27551836
>too old for b
>Too cyborgy for soc
>Niche threads don't allow off topic chat like this anymore
Where the fuck else are we supposed to go. I bet you don't even remember this place before it got shut down the first time, you fucking newfag.
why are wizard apprentices so bootyblasted
cant they be happy for fellow robots who made it at least to a degree
>>27551975
But it's not robots.
It's normalfags who have ruined what was potentially a comfortable place to just hang out and feel together.
>>27551894
In what way are you "cyborgy", normalfag?
Press F5, bots.
>>27552054
Ive been on 4chan since 2007.
That's all I really have to say. I'm
>that guy
From high school. I'm the one who would have been voted most likely to shoot up the place had I gone to my graduation or contributed to the class book.
I am the epitome of the meme class of robot that I've been seeing recently; the faker.
I went to uni spouting quotes from pure pwnage and wearing the same boom headshot shirt for weeks at a time.
I genuinely tried to become good enough at dawn of war 2 to become a paid pro, and when that didn't work I tried to get good enough at sc1, css and cnc generals AFTER the sequels for each were already out.
I'm not a terribly well put together person.
>>27552278
So just a normal social guy who likes looking at stuff on the Internet?
Is this chink nigga serious? This is what he does for April fools? is everyone on this planet 15?
>>27551607
Sorry anon, was at work and it went to shit. If you're still here I wish you the best of luck with your problems. I hope you'remember able to figure this shit out with a calm head. I need to hit the sack. This world certainly is a shit show isn't it? Just when I think I'll be able to handle it, everything does a 180 just to spice things up.
>>27551607
>us cyborgs
>>27550359
What fucking bitch does that? That's so deliberate and obvious what the major fuck?
>>27550886
This happened to me last year.
Very next day I see gf holding hands with some other skinny faggot.
I miss her so much god dammit. I could open up to her about everything and she was very willing to cater to my fetishes.
>got into.a car accident
>scared to got work today
>no callouts left
I FUCKING HATE MY JOB IM A PATHETIC KEK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE GOD DAMN OP IM FUCKING FUCKED PLEASE SEND A DEATH SQUAD TO END IT
THREE MORE HOURS HERE IM LITERALLY TRYING TO GET FIRED TO NO AVAIL HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27555762
damn son, what kind of job are you at?
I'm having a comfy Friday here at my job, playing some wow and posting on 4chan right now.
