What's /r9k/ beauty routine?
I usually use tinted moisturizer on my face everyday and under eye concealer to cover my dark circles/bags
>>27550125
I showerlike once a week
not even memeing
I rub cum over my cheeks and mouth after I masturbate.
>Wake up
>go through my hair with my Hand
Done.
>>27550125
I was born with masculine facial features and lift six days a week.
>>27550136
I literally haven't showered since last fall. Don't even remember which month.
>>27550231
>>27550231
how is this possible? do you make any human contact at all?
>>27550125
I wipe off my makeup at night, moisturize in the morning, use BB cream to cover acne and discoloration, curl my eyelashes, put on chapstick, and darken my eyebrows.
How am I doing?
>>27550158
sometimes the love I have for 4chan is overwhelming.
>>27550215
How did zyzz get such low body fat. Such definition. Wow
>>27550125
what do you do for dark circles?
>>27550247
Where precisely do you believe yourself to be currently located?
>>27550510
steroids and fat burners
>>27550534
I use this nyx fair colored under eye concealer which pretty much blends in with my pale skin and hides the purple/blue veins that show around my eyes.
You can get it on amazon, lasts over two months for me
http://www.amazon.com/NYX-Cosmetics-Circle-Concealer-Ounce/dp/B00JZY6PEW/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1459500179&sr=8-1&keywords=nyx+under+eye+fair
Comb my hair in the shower whilst the shampoo and conditioner are still in it so it massages all over my scalp.
>>27550576
thanks, I've been looking for a way to cover this up
>>27550694
It works surprisingly well for pale thin irish skin. A lot of people are surprised when they see me, they think I look healthier and happier. Weight loss also helps with puffiness around the eyes in my experience.
Protip: charcoal soap cures acne
source: me
Cleanser -> moisturizer in the morning
Cleanser -> exfoliation -> moisturizer in the evening
Also i do face mask once a week and apply coconut oil to my hair.
I put deodorant on when I get out of the shower, sometimes.
>being at /r9k/
>caring about beauty
Pick just one.
>>27550510
Clen
>b-but muh natty idol
he didn't die for no reason buddy
>>27550125
>What's /r9k/ beauty routine?
I wash my face when I wake up.
I change socks daily, shirts every other day, pants once per week.
I shower on saturdays, and trim my nails after.
I shave on mondays.
I get a haircut every other month.
I think that's about it.
Why has nobody posted the Bateman routine yet?
>>27550125
I wash my face and entire body with African black soap at least daily in the shower. (It's a really great soap filled with all sorts of great natural stuff that puts your skin in great shape. I'd recommend buying a raw pound and boiling it in water so that it doesn't melt out of your hands in the shower prematurely.)
Then, I shave my face with water and shaving cream, wash it with water, and cover my face and parts of my chest with moisturizing cream.
>>27550125
I use a generic brand soap bar from the grocers. For a fraction of the price it fulfills the place of most if not all hygiene products, even toothpaste on a skint week.
My aesthetic is "the world is a horrible place and I regret ever being born."
>>27551377
Kek, I'm starting to assemble the materials to do the Bateman routine. Looking for a good eye mask now so I can wear it while doing stomach crunches in the morning.
>>27551377
Already posted
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>>27550125
>under eye concealer
What brand, anon?
do you put it straight on with nothing else?
I just trim facial hair, use an exfoliating scrub for my face and moisturize after showering.
Also go sunbeds for 4 minutes per week.
