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>a girl just send me this "meme" saying that it
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>a girl just send me this "meme" saying that it was me

I'm 5'5.

What the fuck do I reply so I do not sound salty? Fucking bitch called me a manlet
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>>27549958

Don't reply. Find another chick. You are a Manlet though.
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Ask her "are you coming onto me or something"
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she implied that you're handsome.

>so, you think i'm handsome?
should be your response.
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you should give her the d thats punishment enough

you should say im going to punish you for being so insensitive with my cock
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>>27549991
Don't listen to this autist.

>>27549980
Listen to this autist.

Seriously, don't even reply. Unfriend her on fagbook or whatever. Never talk to her again. She has absolutely no respect for you and there's nothing you can gain from this.
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>>27550024

Yes, the excitable drunkard agrees with me.
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>>27549958
You right now behind your computer.
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>>27549958

You're 5ft5, so you are a manlet.
She's right.

She called you handsome though, so she might like you.
Only you really know if she's been showing signs that she likes you.

It could just be her calling you short, and she might have no romantic interest in you.
The fact she sends you stuff like this is good though, show she cares enough to message you stuff.

Only you really know.

Btw reply "Nice subtle way of calling me handsome (Insert Name), try harder next time"

Trust me it's a GOAT response.
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>>27550037
>While standing.
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Let's be fair, 5'5 is short.

>>27549991
Pretty much this

>>27549980
>>27550024
>Not taking banter
>Being cunts
this is why you're lonely
OP, what's your history with this girl?

In any scenario, just liking her comment is the 'safest' thing you can do.
If shes coming on to you more things (hopefully) pile up.
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She's hitting on you. Go for it. You're a turbomanlet anyways, you have nothing to lose.
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>>27550024
i'm trying to give this guy solid advice on how to get laid. you're soiling his chances. fuck off normie
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>>27549958
Send her a meme of an equally backhanded compliment and see how she responds. Also that "meme" is cancerous.
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She wants to fuck, you fucking autist, basically she is saying "you're short and it sucks but either way I will suck your dick" if you can't see that then just give up on life
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Is being born short the worst thing that could happen to you, other than disfigurement or other defects?
Basically if you are born a healthy, normal child, but you are coded to be short, thats probably the worst start you can have in life.
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>>27549991
>so you thik im handsome :D?
>LOL i was jst j/k lmao look at dis manlet tryin 2 hit on mee you must be this tall to ride lmao
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>>27549958
insult her weight
the bitch deserves it
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>>27550075
being short is a disfigurement.
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>>27550075
that girl's pretty fucking hot
i hate being 5ft8

why did my parents have sex to give birth to me?
selfish to create a manlet

I was born to be rejected by beautiful girls like her
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>small men carry big sticks

unless you have a microwilly
thank me later for getting laid
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>>27550075
you're better off anyway, only shitty people post height and weight requirements in their tinder bios.
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>>27550062
>>27550056
You're either stupid or you're trolling OP. I've had girls playfully tease me before, I playfully teased them back. I made them my girlfriends. They never made fun of my physical flaws and I never made fun of theirs. That's not banter that's being a cunt.

She's making fun of you OP. Drop her.
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>>27550075
I just love seeing hot girls like her discriminate against manlets.
It makes me so horny.

Manlets, how does it feel girls like her will never think of you as literally sub-human?
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>>27550138
Your dad is short, and he got laid.
Seems to me that your attitude is the problem.

Being short isnt a GAME OVER, its just having to start the race 10 feet behind everyone else.
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>>27550164
*always think of you
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"do you want to sit on my face"
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>>27550164
Fleetingly irritated
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>>27550165

Lmao my dad is 5'7, he married a shitskin womanlet and was a virgin up until that point(28).
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>>27550075
>womanlet
>i'm taaaaalll
>wants some 5+ inches taller than her
Do these bitches know how tall that is? Do they want their guy to have to fucking bow to kiss them?

I'd say premature balding/horrible skin is worse. If you're short you can focus on your body by getting fit and such but some guys just can not do a shaved hair style right or they stupidly leave it and look like they're in their mid 60's. Horrible skin I mean like the area around pic related's jaws but on the forehead or cheeks. Sure you could maybe cover it up or find medicine for it but eventually it'll come back or you'll start resisting the meds.

>tfw father is 6'2'' but mom was like 5'4''
>got stuck at 5'9''
thanks for fucking my mom, dad, if you wanted to have a manlet son you could have at least stayed with her till I was 10
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>>27550165
its just being in a different race altogether. short people can't compete with competent adults, but youre right they still have plenty of options.
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>>27550164
She's ugly as fuck bud, what the fuck?

But I get your point.
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>>27549958
>5ft5

Holy fucking shit

You're a fucking midget for a male
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>>27549958
>I'm 5'5

you are a manlet you fuck
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>all these short ppl

my parents are all shorter than my, all of my relatives are shorter than me
stop blaming your parents you dumb dwarfs
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>>27550262
Is that even manlet status? Is there something below manlet? Op is as tall as the asian women here...

That is really short for a man.
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>>27550240
There is no way you can call that girl ugly.
Can we all just be serious here for a moment.

Of course that girl is attractive, if you think she isn't, you are a deluded neckbeard.
Or you're a 10/10 Chad.

Guess which one is more likely?
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>>27549958
>5'5

Well to be fair you ARE a manlet.
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>>27550075
Do you or anyone else have any other pictures of girls actively discriminating against manlets, on Tinder?

Many thanks.
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>>27550038
That's an autistic response. There's absolutely nothing subtle here at all.

She called him handsome. Was just a backhanded compliment as she also called him a manlet.
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It's a compliment.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You only just realised you're short?
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>>27550301
There was a twitter account ran by some anti-bully organization that kept retweeting discriminating posts against short men.

You should be able to find it, people were laughing at it a couple years ago. Felt bad, since I'm short too.
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>>27550301
Yeah its called Heightism Exposed.
Seen it many times, it is pretty funny.

I am looking for Tinder posts however.
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Reply "Ebin meme slut"
pussy is guaranteed
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>>27550322
>>27550335

Replied to myself kek

But yes, looking for Tinder posts where girls discriminate against manlets.
Especially if the girl is hot, makes it even better
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>>27549958
>5'5.
the first thing you should do is apply for dissability
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>>27550351
I really wish SJWs would get on this heightism issue el pronto.
Maybe they can finally do something good for me.
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>>27550164
I'm 4 foot 9 and I have to say that it hurts.
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Is 5'8 supposed to mean 5 feet and another 0.8 feet, or is it 5 feet and another 8 inches (which would be 0.65 feet)?

I think it has to be the latter, but I cant imagine why anyone would want to use two different measuring units so distinct to measure something as simple as height.
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>>27550408
That was more of a bitter manlet SJW.

It was nice to see the woman so openly discriminating against manlets, but I just mean the Tinder bios of girls saying the only want 6ft and over.
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>>27550449
It is inches. If something says "8 inches", guess what?
It's fucking inches.
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>>27550466
>nice to see
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>>27550480
It says "5'8", not "five feet and eight inches".
If you don't need this knowledge for your everyday activities, as most people on the planet don't, then it can be confusing.
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>>27549958
I tried searching on PornHub for "manlet humiliation", but nothing came up.
So I searched "short man humiliation" and got a few decent results. Although most of it are sexual dominating the short man.

I want a video of just random girls talking with each other about how much they hate manlets, preferrably with a manlet in their presence.

Probably a niche desire that.
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>>27550038
>Nice subtle way of calling me handsome (Insert Name), try harder next time"
>shes literally sending a picture directed at OP talking about handsome men
>subtle

I dont trust your advice when you use subtle improperly. You got that wrong, there might be a chance your response is also wrong.
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>>27550491
Either a man who has nothing in his life to be proud of other than his height, and wants to see women praising height and mocking the lack of it, or a short man who is into humiliation and gets off on being insulted by women.

Or just a professional shitposter collecting nasty images to troll /v/ with. Make a video game comment, post an unrelated image that invokes the "bitches and whores" mentality, watch the (You)'s rain in.
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>>27550491
I meant what I said.
I like seeing women discriminate against manlets.
It makes me horny
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>>27550497
you must be actually retarded, what the fuck am i reading
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>>27550508

You into humiliation?
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>>27550527
Saying something is 5'8 tall doesnt imply feet and inches to anyone who doesnt use that system.
It isnt something obvious that you can deduce, you need to have the knowledge of how feet and inches is written down beforehand.
I didnt have it, since I never needed it.
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See, that's the problem with today's sluts.
They can tell you "you're short but awesome"
but dare to say something like "you're fat but awesome" and you'll be seen as a moron.
Spit on that bitch face and find another one
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>>27550313
>>27550518

Are you both that socially inept?
It's a sarcastic comment. Of course it wasn't fucking subtle, she straight up called him handsome.

That's the fucking point. It's called sarcasm.
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Reply with
When an ugly whore sends you shite memes
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>>27550543
what in the name of fuck
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>>27550545
"Something to hang on to" or "more cushion for the pushin" are popular phrases that basically mean the same thing - fat but cool.
Same as "curves", it means you are fat, but I am okay with it these days.
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>>27550408
SJWs will never care about something that solely affects males nor about justice generally. Like an african warlord, they only care about improving their own position and not about the plight of others.
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>>27550497
In his defense the height convention here in the US is fucking stupid. Why are we using two different units?
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>tfw 197cm but dick is 14cm

should i commit sudoku bros ?
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>>27550630
But SJWs have started doing pro-pedo stuff lately.
That is mostly concerned with men fapping to lolicon, and its mostly women defending them.
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>>27550659
don't go an hero, plox.
Imagine the feeling when a girl falls in love with you and then finds out you have a penis so short that looks like you have 3 balls
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>>27550659
6'5 and 5"5 for the amerobots
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>>27550671
whats the profit here desu? Also

>girl falling in love with me

you underestimate my robot levels
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she's hitting on you, faggot. how autistic can anyone be to not go for it. no wonder you're a khv.
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>>27550659
>172 cm and dick is 13 cm

You cant make this up.
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Manlets getting BTFO as usual i see. Seriously thou when will they learn?!?!
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>>27550720
I really wish hating on short men hadnt become a meme.
/r9k/ is meant to be my safe space, my hugbox, my circlejerk group where I am welcome.

Words hurt, you know.
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>>27550659
>tfw 165 cm but dick is 20 cm
I'll trade you 5 dick centimeters for 15 height centimeters bruv.

I used to have a gf who used to joke with her friends about how the length that was supposed to go to my height went to my dick. Feels weird desu.
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>>27550734

It's not a meme. It's always been this way.

t. oldfag
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>>27550715
Maybe we should fuck each other senpai. Our dicks are small so it wouldnt be considered gay.And no grill is gonna want to be with us anyway. No homo
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>>27550734
>4chan
>safe space
what the fuck
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>>27550745
Alright, when can you come to Albania?
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facial attractiveness >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> height

Fuck off back to facebook, tiny Chad.
t. 6'5" robot.
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>>27550734
dont take it seriously my man. unless you're legitimately shorter than most women then being a manlet is merely a way of thought; a lifestyle

don't let it take control
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>>27550563

You're being the retard here mon.
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>once chance at life
>born exactly at the average height for my country
>well I wasn't BORN this tall but you get what I mean
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>>27550661
SJW here, this is not actually true. That's stuff made by robots to look like authentic tumblr activism, and done very well I might add.

But no, feminism does not and will never support pedophilia. In fact most SJWs are very much in support of men speaking out about childhood sexual abuse with campaigns about how rape affects everyone.
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>>27550738
>I used to have a gf
Fuck off. You can obviously be a normalfag despite being so short .This thread being filled with tall robots and shorts normalfags proves how full of shit the manlet meme is.
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>>27550738
5 dick centimeters worth like 8 height cm at most but i will give you 10. Take it or leave it
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>>27550778
yes we understood friend
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>>27550554
I think you're the socially inept one if you don't know that sarcasm does not translate well over text.
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>>27550804
Like I didn't come out of my mom at a full 174cm length, she wouldn't have survived that
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>>27549958
>5'11
>You're kind of short for me

cunt i'm taller than your entire family
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>>27550870
Thats hilarious.
How tall was the girl though?
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>>27549958
Depends on what this girl is like. Does she have bantz? If so she definitely likes you. Is she a hypergamous retard? She's making fun of you and calling you cute like a puppy.

Are you good looking? She could actually be into you. Height is very important but if you're very good looking shorter girls will look past it.
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>>27550877
Her eyes where at my shoulders
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>>27550793
YOU'D STILL BE WELL OVER 180 CM YOU FUCKING TALLFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27550790
That was back when I used to have a somewhat attractive face and when I had an overly charismatic personality.

Years of being a drug addicted. autistic NEET shut-in have fucked my shit up beyond repair.

Also back then people didn't seem as obsessed with height as they are today(at least where I live), so getting a gf was easier.
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>>27549958
You are a fucking manlet. Accept that. Everyone knows it.

She's coming on to you.
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>>27550883
kek
you were so close to not being a manlet too
one inch away from the 6ft and over club.

she probably just wants 6ft3 and over guys, like noticeably tall guys
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>>27549958
Maybe she was trying to say that even though you're short she likes you regardless? I don't know how a person replies to something like this though, maybe you shouldn't say anything at all.
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Just text back that weird purple dick looking emote. Nothing else. If she replies after taht, don't reply for a day or so.
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>>27549958
OP im 5'5 aswell
Feelsbadman atleast youre handsome brother
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>>27550085
>LOL i was jst j/k lmao look at dis manlet tryin 2 hit on mee you must be this tall to ride lmao
you are very good at this, teach me
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>>27550320
>>27550554
>>27550183
>>27550074
>>27550057
>>27550056
>>27550038
>>27550037
>>27549991
You're such fucking simps

>Damn girl, you're fat ass fuck but hey your face is fuckable

you think girls will call that a compliment? They're basically saying too bad your short, or ill consider fucking you
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>>27550543
Yes it does. Are you ok anon?
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>>27551261

That's how life is as a manlet dude, you gotta eat Chad's leftovers
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>>27549958
>send a selfie
>ask her what features she finds attractive
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>>27549958
She did not mean something bad, if the image was all she sent.
Fucking autism thread.
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>>27551270
That's all robots.
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She wants to be your friend
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>>27550189
Im 5'5 youre not that short
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>>27549958

Don't be offended but also don't reply.
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>>27550056
>Not taking banter

I'm so sick of this fucking "banter" bullshit. It isn't funny, it's not "cute" and while it's just irritating and obnoxious coming from men it's absolute fucking cancer coming from women

People using irony and "its just banter be chill brah xddd" is driving me up the fucking wall, I fucking hate all you little 90s-born shitheads die die die reee
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>>27549958
>he doesnt realise what she is actually saying

are all of you retards really this dumb?

>ops pic is extremely easy to understand

>your face is ok
>too bad you're 5'5 loamo!
>if you were 6'3 you'd have a shot!

fucking block her you absolute retard

who here /5'6/
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>>27549958
Even Acnekun has a bigger chance with girls than you manlets.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
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>>27549958
Thanks but that was also kinda rude (laughing emojii).

Or just "ahahahahahahahhah"
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While I don't agree anything under 6 ft is manlet 5'5 is pretty short and hey at least she called you handsome.
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>>27551609
>handome as hell
>your face is ok
Are you drunk?
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>>27551678
>he still doesnt understand it

fuck off back to your person worship threads retard
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>>27551652
literal beta cuck responses
i can't believe you thought these are good examples

what's worse is that you send these kinds of texts to girls
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>>27549958
GOD DAMN LORD OHHHH FOR FUCK SAKE, I HAD TO COME IN TO EXPLAIN THIS ABSIC SHIT TO YOU LITTERAL AUTISTIC FUCKS!

Mark my fucking words: height does NOT matter!

Height does not matter! Girls don't give a single solitary fuck about haight, ONE single fuck.

It's all, now more than ever before, about the fucking FACE!

Tom Cruise is an international sex symbol and he's FIVE SEVEN 5'7, yeah you heard me.


The biggest Chads I know were all either manlets or below 6, not once I've heard girls saying omg he's so short!

Height doesn't matter a DAMN thing, get that through your head, we do not live in the paleolithic anymore girls don't give a fuck, besides short guys can be strong as fuck too, now fuck off.

She told you you have a great face?

She wants YOUR dick, she couldn't care less about your height, she was HITTING on you by teasing you a little with something not realy offensive, she was stroking your ego, informing you she wants the D!
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>>27551717
Yeah what would you autist respond with:

>Fuck off roastie-slut burn in hell for teasing me whoooore!!!
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>>27549958
>I'm 5'5.
>Fucking bitch called me a manlet

You are a manlet.
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your at the hight to punch her in the cunt do it
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>>27549958
she just lowkey hit on you and you're salty. I can't with this place.
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>talking to women
>especially when they're just going to pick out some flaw and subtly insult you

what the fuck is the point
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>>27550162
This, she has no respect for you

Just don't reply and she'll probably follow up in a few days saying sorry or whatever, ignore that as well

Then, if you meet in person by accident, say you were too busy to reply and try to bang her
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>>27549958
Laugh it off. She could be flirting for all you know. Gauge her interest in you, and make sure to dress accordingly next time you see her just in case.
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Why are manlets always so incredibly insecure?
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>>27552065
>Tony Short

Self-hating manlet detected.
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>>27552065
>Tony Short
>why are manlets so incredibly insecure

I'm in literal tears

4chan got you well and good
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>tfw 6'2 and still no gf
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>>27552142
shutup Calvin
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>>27551853
This


Purgatory when
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>>27552065
there was a guy that got Bill Wall on /pol/

BUILD WALL
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I hate being a manlet
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Is there anything at all I can do to grow taller if I am 20?
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Good news fellow manlets, were within the the height restrictions for NASA so we can at least escape Stacy in space.
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>>27550075
not the worst but its deffo on the list on near the top of that list.
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>>27550138
talk to yer parents about it not us.
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>>27549958
>tfw you're 6'4 and little man problems doesnt concern you
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>>27552492
everyone hates you for being a manlet.
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>>27549958
>filename

nice try
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>>27550075
I'm 5"9 which is much taller than 95% of the chicks in my country. But i'm still hairy and have a small dick. Believe me there is worst stuff.
Have you ever seen somewhere girls saying how much they love men with hairy backs?
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>>27553310
do you have an image of yourself standing next to a height chart barefooted?
cause i know that even 6'+ people still add a few inches to their height
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>>27549958
Don't even bother with women at that height. Get your legs surgically lengthened and try again.
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>>27552065
>tony SHORT posting on why he is insecure

>tries to btfo manlets but reveals he is a manlet
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>>27549958
Ha ha, you fucking manlets will never learn
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