>Thanks for taking me out to dinner, anon
>I'm having a wonderful time
can I sleep over in your shell tonight?
the outside world is scary and I want to get snug with you
Me too, turtle
>>27549266
>Tfw no turtle gf
Tortoises are cute.
I should get one.
>>27549281
That's pretty disrespectful stuff; this turtle is a lady.
this video always warms my cold dead heart.
>>27549285
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>>27549411
THAT'S A TORTOISE YOU DUMB SHITS
Get away from my GrilFriend I am fucking shredded.
>>27549461
They are basically the same thing. Tomato tamato, turtle tortoise.
Tortoise and raccoon youtube videos are gold. Any other good animals to youtube?
>>27549411
Not after she meets Chad Thundershell
>>27549421
What a nice tortoise :3I wish I had a friend like that ;_;
>>27549421
That's extremely impressive for a reptile. I always regard them as extremely stupid creatures.
Here's a picture of my tortoise from last summer.
Post your torts
You look lovely today, Anon-kun~
>tfw no Jeb gf
>>27549811
Chaos......Reigns!
>>27549411
hey I didn't mean any funny business
just resting all cozy-like until the morning
then maybe we can for a walk and read under the shade of a tree
>>27549514
You're fucking a Turtle !!!111
>>27549771
Large reptiles are deceptively intelligent.
Reticulated pythons are capable of memorizing individual humans, determining threats and holding grudges towards people they don't like.
They can also learn to beg for food.
>>27549875
>They can also learn to beg for food.
Aww :3
>>27549875
That's pretty damn neat. I have a new respect for them.
>>27549905
They really are good animals if you properly socialize them
If you dont, they have a second set of fangs that serve the purpose of shredding anything thye bite into ribbons and are easily strong enough to kill a large able bodied man.
Stick with a ball python.
>>27549932
Think of them like a massive dog.
You need to raise them really well.
They also cant be trained to not eat things that are prey sized and are always hungry.
I'm not advocating these as a pets for anyone who's not a snake expert.
