Have you ever made a girl cry by being socially retarded?
yeppers i sure have
>>27549062
heh, >>27549062
>>27549062
countless times desu
>>27549062
tried to joke about this girl's mother who was a coke addict
failed miserably at joking about it and she stopped talking to me.
it's cool though cus i found out she doesn't shave her arm pits
>>27549062
Yes.
She had her revenge, though.
>2008
>Job Center makes you do "employability training" after so long on the dole.
>Go to a class of about fifteen people, mostly chavs, they teach us how to write CVs and shit for two weeks.
>At the end of the course we have one last trip to a pub. Sit around, chat for a while about what a load of bollocks that was.
>One of the grils gets drunk, gives everyone a kiss on the way out.
>I wasn't expecting it, so when I turn in my seat and see a lady looming over me moving in to kiss I panic and dip my head.
Headbutted the lady right in her mouth.
yes. in fifth grade a girl I had a crush on/she had a crush on me got her friend to ask me to go to this school party dance thing. I said yes. day of the party I get really nervous and scared. at the party I just sat down in the corner and avoided her. she cried the entire time. I felt really bad but I was like paralyzed from being so nervous and scared.
looking back on it that was the moment I realized I wasn't normal. I've always wanted to say I was sorry to her.
>>27549468
Not shaving your armpits doesn't make you any less of a woman. I don't shave my armpits and I have a boyfriend.
>>27549635
post pics of armpit hair
>>27549635
You are worthless.
Consider suicide.
>girl who likes me wants a hug
>sperg instincts kick in
>run away
>she is a bit teary eyed afterwards
h-heh
In 6th grade a fat girl dissed my buddy, so I called her fat. I was berated in front of the entire class by the teacher.
This happened in Canada. I didn't know better because the 3rd world shithole I came from didnt have this body acceptance bullshit
>>27549062
Maybe? Who cares. Girls cry over stupid shit all the time, nothing worth feeling bad about.
>>27549635
>I am le girl. I don't shave my armpits. Tee her
Either 1) Stop roleplaying or 2) Shave your armpit.
saw a girl in the city when i was by myself waiting for a friend and she stop across the street and said my name, i turned around and waved a little but kept walking because i was freaking out.
apparently she thought i looked her way and started walking faster without saying anything.
of course
where do you think i am?
>Have you ever made a girl cry by being socially retarded?
Cry and she started to try and make people ostracize me. Was when I was 14 and she asked me out. I sad sorry no (not much more than that, was kinda blunt). And then she started brewing up a storm after she walked away crying. I tried following her and said I was sorry again.
She turned one of her friends against me (who I had a crush on, main reason I didn't want to date her). And that was probably the worst thing she could do. The two of us (me and crush) did still walk home from school though because the other girl had to take the bus so she never got to know. I asked her out and she said she liked me but didn't want to ruin the friendship with the girl.
I mean clearly she didn't like me all that much but I'm still pretty sad about it. She's by far the best girl I've met. Even if she was just her 15 year old self today (except more body development) I'd date her, really mature person.
>>27549635
>Not shaving your armpits doesn't make you any less of a woman.
Yes it does. You're fucking vile.
>>27549711
>be me, 15
>bitch makes fun of me for reading tLotR in class during free period
>call her an "anorexic whore"
>she is both painfully thin and a slut
>the dumb cunt cries and tells the teacher
>I kek at her
>told to apolgize
>refuse on principle
>get sent to the library for the rest of the day as punishment
>get to miss maths and PE
>read in a quiet corner of the library for the rest of the day, comfy as fuck
8/10 would do it again.
>>27549635
>Not shaving your armpits doesn't make you any less of a woman.
It makes you a woman that I have zero interest in fucking, which is a very short list. Congrats, you're literally disgusting.
>>27549062
Played Never Have I Ever. A girl from Greenland sat next to me. Someone asked "never have I ever sexed a Greenland girl". I blurted out "I'll never be THAT drunk". She cried in the bathroom for 30min and hated me the rest of uni
>>27550831
Was she Danish, a mutt, or an Eskinigger?
>>27550975
I am Danish. She is from Greenland but studied in Denmark. She is sensitive about alcohol because her father is a drunk
My oneitis posts here and I cry over him on a regular basis
He doesn't know that though
Who else /devilish/
>>27550831
You may have made her hate you but that was funny af mi familia
>>27551006
REEEEEEE maybe he does cunt post his initials
>>27549635
consider K'ing of YS slag
>>27551002
I'm guessing she was native Eskimo then?
>>27551079
I kindly refuse
>>27551092
dumb fembot, stacy would be dumb enough to.
>>27549635
>Not shaving your armpits doesn't make you any less of a woman. I don't shave my armpits and I have a boyfriend.
congratulations on having found a beta male with zero market value or self-respect, you are disgusting and even he thinks that, the only reason he pretends like it doesn't bother him is again he's pathetic and has zero self respect, nice catch hope you're proud of having hooked a minnow.
>>27549711
>Canada
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLSSETLFc
>>27551118
What are you even saying? Your reply didn't make sense
>>27549062
Lots of times, none are that funny.
They can pretty much all be summed up by the fact that since I was bullied so often as a kid, I just assumed that everyone always bullies the shit out of everyone. So whenever I would talk to girls, I would try to be the biggest asshole I could possibly manage to be and sometimes that would make them cry. Usually they would just think I was a fag and stop talking to me
I knew a girl who tried to kill herself by drinking bleach, we both ended up in a mental ward and were kinda friends so I tried to cheer her up by making oxyclean jokes. Needless to say it made things worse
>>27551129
i bet if he browses this cesspool of cancer, if he liked you, he'd be pretty thrilled to know about it. I know I sure as fuck would
>>27549062
I'm to socially retarded to know it.
When I was beginning middle school I got transferred but I returned a few years later for highschool. When all my old acquaintances were welcoming me a girl said something like
>you know, I used to like you when we were younger
but I didn't remember her at all so I said something dismissive and continued talking with the others.
Sometimes I wonder if she wanted something with me.
>>27551188
It's pretty obvious I like him, but he doesn't respond to my messages and he's probably autistic or something
>>27549635
Your boyfriend hates you.
>>27551201
i'm a normie, so i don't know how to deal with autists, but maybe you should literally tell him
>>27551198
>When we were younger
She was being nice or felt comfortable enough with getting over herself to say that.
>>27550686
Fucking nice
Originalcomment
No, I don't talk to girls
>>27551236
That's okay. It's better to know I didn't have a chance.
>>27551002
>I am Danish. She is from Greenland but studied in Denmark. She is sensitive about alcohol because her father is a drunk
Yes, but people from Greenland can be ethnically Danish, Eskimo, or mixed. That's what I was asking, you dumb nigger.
The guy in ops pic is obviously a huge normalfag, bordering on Chad.
He has some kind of active social life, in this he finds girls and they start liking him because he's so normal and attractive.
He's so normal and attractive that when he doesn't take any initiative the girls come to him.
He's not socially retarded. He's just barely perfect.
>>27551006
Tell that Chad to stop posting here.
>>27549635
Not shaving your armpits is equally disgusting, male or female. Personal hygiene is not a meme.
>>27551795
He is austistic and defiantly not Chad, everyone I show says he's uggo or average
>Be me
>be 4
>austist
>In grocery store with the woman I call mother
>see bubblegum. Strawberry flavour
>already knew she would say no if I asked
>took two packs and stuffed them down my pocket
>Im white
>Returned home and hid behind the curtains while stuffing my face with delicious strawberry bubblegum.
>Mother finds me
>Calls me a theif and slaps my face
>DudeWtfWrongWithYou.jpg
>She threatens to call the police
>Call her a whore and hide under my bed
>Hear knocking at the door
>Its the police
>Ching chang chong (Lived in asia back then) in a deep voice
>Translation: We kirr you son for thiefing bubburgum.
>Policeman walks into my room and pulls me out from under the bed by my ankles
>Its my dad
>WhyHathThouBetrayedMeFather.MP4
>Moms crying of laughter by the door
Never stole again and to this day I still have trust issues.
>Tfw traumatized for Strawberry bubblegum.
>>27549062
Yep.
>Friends play joke on me in middle school and tell a girl that I like her and want to date her.
>She comes up smiling and happy out of nowhere and hugs me
>Tell they were joking crudely
>She runs off crying
>>27551860
ALL HAIL EMILY, THE ONE TRUE ID
>>27549635
Even though I would largely agree with you the fact that this is posted on /r9k/ means that this is clearly just shit bait
>Punched a girl in the arm beacuse I liked her
>She kicks me in the head while fucking standing
>She was a ballerina
>She cries quietly while I cry and scream on the ground
>>27551860
Not that autistic if he has a social life and is so socially skilled that you like him.
Not even regular normalfags get girls to have felling as strong as that.
>>27551980
I don't want to be a meme stfuI can't believe I didn't remove the name kms
>>27549635
>I have a boyfriend
Rearrange the following sentence: Barrel a in fish shooting like.
If you think snagging some desperate orbiter is somehow boast-worthy you're a fucking loser. Ditto deluding yourself into thinking that being a lazy fuck regarding grooming is some bold statement and you're a brave laudable activist.
Men and women have different standards of aesthetics, deal with it. Plus so-called body acceptance is laughably skewed to favour self-pitying roasties.
YOU. ARE. NOT. OPPRESSED. YOU. ARE. JUST. ATTENTION. SEEKING.
>>27552007
That's sounds kinda hot
It's really easy to make a girl cry. They're very emotional. Just two or three mean-spirited comments should do the trick :)
This one still gets me.
>Be me, 12
>Fat girl comes up to me
>Asks me if I think she's cute
>Don't get that she likes me
>Say no
>She runs away crying
Not sure if I regret that, although that's the closest I ever got to have sex.
Maybe this counts as socially awkward
>crazy chick, large breasts, but crazy
>middle school, at youth group (i was an edgy atheist at this time too)
>somehow get this girl to go in the space behind the door, in between the door and the wall
>hold the door, trapping her
>she's trying to get out with all her strength, nearly instantly screaming and crying
>mfw i held it for like five minutes anyway
>
>>27549635
You don't shave your armpits? Wow you are such a strong womyn!
Yeah, I kept making Jew jokes to this one Jewish girl until she cried (she was stressed out by an upcoming standardized test for some reason), almost got expelled for antisemitism. I felt bad though 2bh and gave her a legitimate written apology without being prompted to.
>>27551857
>shaving your armpits as a male is personal hygiene
Uhh...
>>27551201
Or maybe he's not into you?? Ever considered that?
What's with girls catching feelings after one night, it's pretty gross. This dude was just trying to get some poon. That's it, he's focusing all his attention on the cute chick he likes not some hoe he pumped and dumped. Move on......
>>27549062
Yes, so many times
I hope they stop falling in love with me because I always sperg out and miss a signal and leave them in the cold
