>Hey anon, I bet you $5 you can't take this pen without using your hands.
>>27548959
I mean I literally have to grip it with my teeth and pull, what a waste of $5 on your part
I don't get it
is the implication that you have to headbutt her?
Shit I'd just kiss her, make her drop it pay her the 5$ and inform her she's a prostitute now so she can't press charges.
knee her in the stomach and pick it up off the floor
>2016
>katya
she aged like milk, like all shitty slavs do.
Looks like you're gonna be out $5 you moron. I can tee a golfball with my toes
>call her an old aging roastie slut
>she runs out crying
>engage heelie skates out
>glide towards at ease while continuing to insult her
>run her off into moving into traffic
wait was this thread about again?
>>27549156
>engage heelie
Made me laugh anon.
>>27548959
Try me nigger
>>27548959
Of course, foolish wench!
*whips out katana*
*cleaves head clean off body*
*pen falls to ground*
The harlot is slain! Rejoice, brothers! *pulls out Ziploc baggy of tendies Mommy prepared for me*
>>27548959
>kicks her face
>>27548959
>drop my trousers
>spread open asscheeks
>firmly press butt against her face
>collect whats due
>that style of pen
Is there a worse type except those shitty clear ones with the removable cap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5wWA75skc
>>27549046
Only thing wrong with this post: It is not the first.
>>27548959
Jokes on you, I am quite adept with my feet!
>>27549070
post aged milk proof pic
so katya is old and busted now you say? i dont believe it
>>27548959
>no one thinks to just tell her a joke
>>27550060
Nah she's just a different kind of qt now.
C-can I use my toes?
>>27550252
She's still pretty qt. How old would she be now? 25?
>>27550342
No idea, but she's still waifu material in my book.
*applies chapstick to her lips*
Katyafanbois could you post the most recent photos?
>>27550400
Or a mega link or something for people who haven't started/lost their Katya folder.Here's one for the ashleyfags>>27551612
>>27548959
This post gives me anxiety.
>>27548959
I WOULD KISS HER ON THE LIPS
>>27551837
yeh mate but ye prolly wouldn't
>>27548959
*takes hit of vape*
*blows a thick banana flavored cloud down her trachea*
*catches the pen with my fedora before it hits the floor*
>Dropkick her on the face
>Kick the pen up
>Catch it with my teeth as it falls
>She claps amidst coughing up teeth and cleaning her bloodied nose
Flick it off her face with your nose.
>>27549378
Dutch subs.
Kill me now
>>27549314
That was my first idea also
>>27548959
>Unzip dick
>helicopter whack it off of her face
>catch it between thighs
Easypeasy five dollarydoos
>drop pants
>slap my dick against pen so it spins in the air
>quickly spin around
>catch it between my ass cheeks
