>tfw you know you're doomed to be exactly like your dad and you can't stop it.
my dad is a pretty cool guy, not as cool as vin diesel tho.
My dad doesn't give a shit, he makes my mom do all the work and chimps out when he doesn't get a meal ready every time. Not a bad existence.
>>27548928
my dad was much more of a man then i'll ever be, and still my mom cucked him and he cucked her.
>>27548928
there's nothing in life I want more than to be like my dad. fuck u op
>tfw growing up to be your NEET uncle who everyone in the family hates
He was the only nice guy in the family, too. Such a shame.
>>27548928
My dad had his first kid at 15 with a 20 year old. I'm 22 and have never fucked a girl
My Dad was compulsively adulterous outside the house, and somewhat psychotic inside the house. The littlest things would set him off.
Now, I'm a shut in vcard carrying NEET porn addict. So yea that sounds somewhat similar. I don't know if I'm going to have his temper, though.
>>27548968
I wonder what it's like to have a dad who is worthy of being looked up to.
my dad was severely depressed, alcoholic, neet for most of his life and killed himself eventually, so i guess i'm following in his footsteps
he actually managed to get laid though
>dad was a raging alcoholic
>don't care much for alcohol myself
My dad has aspergers. He talked about being a failure of a father since I was old enough to understand him. He wouldn't do anything but go to work, come home and watch tv. Odd how you can be a failure when you won't try.
>dad is a cheating chad with alcohol problems
im not chad, i did cheat but i dont drink
my dad is a workaholic sociopath narcissist that makes shit loads of money but never does anything with it. he works, comes home, eats, sleeps. rinse and repeat for 30 years. he hasn't been on a vacation for 10 years, and the only vacation he's been on before that was a few days spent in the shithole Florida, and as a kid he went to Italy.
he would have been better off without a family just living by himself.
>>27549951
>workaholic sociopath narcissist
Same.
>just living by himself
And that is the path I'll take. That or an hero.
My father's father was an alcoholic drug addict who beat and raped his paranoid schizophrenic wife until she went insane and killed herself, beat and raped his kids, tortured animals and killed himself, my father is an alcoholic drug addict ex-marine (joined to kill himself, has tried to kill himself over 10 times) who had sex with 200+ women and has countless illegitimate children all over the world including me, had 5+ divorces and then went insane with paranoid schizophrenia and has been a shut in for a decade while he obsessively studies conspiracy theories like lizard people and believes he is a prophet of the end times, i am a depressed NEET shut-in and haven't left my bed in a decade and have surprisingly only tried to kill myself once, nearing homelessness, no income otherwise i'd be an alcoholic by now, schizophrenia and psychosis started showing around age 14
Good thing I'll be the one to end the breeding cycle when I finally kill myself. This world is cruel for even allowing someone like me to exist in the first place.
Yeah but I don't have to have a son and continue the cycle.
Would be cool to have a daughter tho.
>dad was a male model who fucked a bunch of female models and then settled down with a teenage girl and had me and my siblings
>I'm a computer guy who inherited his decent looks and I'm seeing a 16-year old
I guess the resemblance is there. No kids yet, though.
>>27548928
Pros:
>funny
>handsome at 55
>not bald (actually a worry of mine)
>sociable
>hard-working
>loving beyond compare
Cons:
>might bit senile
>obtuse in opinions
>shut-in, watches Naked and Afraid instead of seeing his literal 2,000 friends on the weekends
I think he's still depressed about his divorce 13 years ago. Poor guy has a pretty hot girl his age at work who absolutely adores him. I really hope he's just thick about the issue instead of depressed over my bitch of a mom.
Naw, being my dad when I grow up would be alright, I hope.
>>27548928
Not likely. How can I beat my kids if I don't have any?
