My dick is itchy, can some robot lend me his ass to scratch it?
>>27548114
no i bet you're an ugly chubby neckbeard dickhead
>>27548114
Stop posting
That wasn't funny at all
You do realize that telling people your dick is itchy is literally the worst thing you can say if you want sex
>>27548141
b-but it's really itchy, I need some ass to scratch it
>>27548114
>My dick is itchy, can some robot lend me his ass to scratch it?
>tfw no one will ever ask me to do this
okay, but make it quick!
>>27548327
O-ok, actually i think that's the only way it can be
>>27548114
I can lend you my bellybutton. I can't lend you my butte we're not married you know.
is my tongue okay?
I dunno, I'd maybe lend you my thighs but that's probably it
>tfw no robot to scratch my butt with his penis
>Tfw no robot to spoon and maybe penetrate