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Is there anything more beta than eating pussy?
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Is there anything more beta than eating pussy?
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Licking feet.
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Never kissing a girl on either lips. Never seeing a vagina
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>>27546721
yes, NOT eating pussy

alphas are not scared of pleasing women
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sauces?
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>>27546721
sucking dick i imagine
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>>27546721
I just fapped, fuck I have a new boner
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>>27546721
Not being able to interact with girls in a sexual way at all.
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>>27546789

Eating ass is the proper way of asserting your dominance over a bitch.
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>>27546820
>needing to interact with girls
>needing to interact with girls sexually and pleas them FOR FREE
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>>27546721
Staring at your shoes while your pants slowly fill with piss, before losing consciousness, coming too, realising that you are now centre of attention, and sprinting off into the wilderness with tears in your eyes every time someone tries to talk to you
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I'd say actual unironic cuckoldry is more beta than pretty much any sexual activity you can do with a girl. If you're eating pussy at least you're the one with her, instead of watching her fuck someone else
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>>27546721
Make sure she sucks your dick and you fuck her afterwards. Don't let her makes excuses to try and ignore your needs while fullfilling hers. If she does, dump her or if your in the middle of eating her out while she tries this, leave her hanging
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All the stuff I read in relationship greentexts
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>>27546721
>eating pussy during period
>crying during/after sex
>pissing yourself
>getting pegged
>sucking a dick
>tasting/swallowing your own/someone else's semen
>getting cuckolded
>not getting to have sex at all

granted, basic cunnilingus is still kinda beta, it could be so much worse
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Getting pegged/fucked by a woman.
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getting aroused by mongolian cartoons
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>>27547335
>Eating pussy during a period

But anon blood is my fetish and if you really don't like it you can just suck on and lick the clit / plunge most of the blood out with your dick, wipe it down and eat it out before much more accumulates
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