Who else here the designated "funny man"?
>>27545133
Right here famalam.
I'm only funny when I dont masturbate for a few days.
>Have successfully performed stand-up in front of hundreds of people and many have told me that I should go pro
>Always making everyone around me laugh with my bizarre thought processes
>Been told that I have a 10/10 personality
>Completely unable to emotionally connect with anybody or feel anything approaching passion
>>27545133
only when drunk
and orignanolano
I'm only funny when I've drunk heavely and I do dumb self-destructive shit. normies love shadefreude
>>27545133
Ignore everyone in this thread. I'm te funnyman of /r9k/
>>27545584
>Implying its not me
slow down chief
Not me, turns out they were laughing AT me
>>27545133
>haven't talked to normies in months
>haven't heard the "omg u'r so funny" "lol u should become a comedian" compliments in so long
god who knew i'd miss even this so much
>>27545133
My life's a joke and it's not even that funny
>tfw making jokes is the only way I know to interact with people
>tfw I've never expressed my feelings and I don't know how to
a-at least I can socialize r-right? haha...
>ITT: "people throw food on the ground and say I should eat it, then I do it and everyone laughs. Man I am such a comedian."
I stopped this for a while when I realized I was becoming an actual living breathing meme but then I had an epiphany and discovered normies can only think in memes so I'm back at it
>tfw being ''funny'' gives you the ability to socialize with normies
>tfw it's better than nothing
>>27545406
I'm probably not as funny as you, but I do feel the same way. Feel like I'm watching myself outside of my own body when interacting with others.
A lot of times people only text/call/hangout with you to hear a joke then completely ignore you :(
>>27545133
>tfw not designated "funny guy"
>tfw designated "smart guy"
>tfw designated "advice guy"
People only talk to me if they want a 2nd opinion on something or help with a problem in both an academic and non-academic sense.
I've always been that kind of guy. I don't think of myself as being all that smart, but maybe just better at approaching things in a logical manner or from a different perspective, I don't know.