Who here fucks hotpockets?
I just started doing it about a month ago and it's great. I like the ham and cheese ones best because the ham bits don't get in the way. It's like the best 1-use onahole ever, no one looks at you weird for buying them, and if you bite both ends open or pull out, you can still eat them.
tfw no hotpockets in my country
>>27544907
>you can still eat them
they're designed to be eaten, not fucked..
but whatever floats your boat, man
>>27544907
>still eat them
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>27544907
>fucking a hot pocket
Nigga...
>>27544942
You don't have knock offs or pita kebabs or something?
>still eat them
Please God tell me this is a joke
>>27544907
doesn't that burn your dick
>fucking a hotpocket
Life doesn't get worse than this
>>27545034
If there's no jizz in it, why not? I wait till they're cool enough that all the cheese doesn't ooze out immediately.
>>27545034
Fucking them first adds to the flavor my man
>>27544907
>if you bite both ends open or pull out, you can still eat them
>he doesn't eat something with his own cum in it
What a cuck you are.
>>27545064
get that special sause nigga.
>select all images with sandwiches
>KEK
>>27545060
but your dick was in it.. don't you get any pubes into it?
>>27545053
dank Snake edit, where do you get such good memes?
>>27545111
Meh, you can pull them out when you see them. It's my own pubes. Not the end of the world.
>fucking a hotpocket
>eating a hotpocket after you fucked it
I know we're all desperate virgins here, but christ man at least have some dignity.Definitely trying this tonight.
>>27545121
Just saved it somewhere on 4chan.
I should try this. I live with my mummy and I can't just order fap products, but she already buys me those big sams club things of hot pockets.
The philly cheese are my favorite to eat but I guess probably difficult to fuck.
>literal roast beef
>>27544907
>tfw no hotpockets in canada
all we have are pic related, how the fuck am i supposed to fuck this
>>27545034
Why? It's not like you can taste the cum anyway.
>>27545515
i feel you bro.
canada sucks. i hope Trump annexes us.
>>27545515
>split it open like on the box
>eat it out like a pussy
>>27544907
>not cumming inside and eating your cum
What a fag.
>tfw no webm of that hot pockets guy
god I would give anything for a meatball hot pocket right now, it's been so long
>>27545060
You're basically eating smegma flavored hotpockets
>>27545693
What did you think hotpockets were made of??
>>27545633
audibly lol'd
>>27545515
I don't know how big they are...guessing too small. that sucks. :(
>>27545693
Sounds like an improvement
>>27545515
We actually have something similar. I can't remember the exact name, but you can find wannabe hot pockets in Canada supermarket.
I hope this doesnt lead into a slough of robot's inserting their erect cock into various warm and or gooey food items for pleasure, and possibly cum on them, then FUCKING EATING them. Id honestly rather stick my dick in an anthill.
