How do i become the best gf ever r9k? Give me tips. What skills should I get? Idk how do i make men happy
Just don't be a bitch. Be nice and give him/her peepee touches or food or whatever it is they like. Not constantly but enough to let them know you care.
Kiss them and stuff
Don't be a bitch
>>27543090
be nice
this is ultimately decided by how attracted you are to the guy
>in parking lot
>see couple with a a baby carriage thing in the cart
>guy opening the door
>wife says hurry up
>try to not laugh out loud by how pussy whipped he is
It's literally impossible to fuck up being a good gf if you're actively trying to be a decent person.
Be a virgin, don't be fat, cuddle him, and take some interest in his hobbies or work.
>>27543090
be super horny all the time
>Be loyal
>Accept his faults
>Keep in shape
>Have a penis
If you can't do any of the above, just forget it
>>27543188
>tfw no gf to touch my peepee
>>27543090
Be my gf is the first step
>>27543090
Don't be a fucking cunt, be a virgin, learn to cook, be shy and qt, if your partner leaves you or something just commit to being alone instead of being a cock jumping whore.
>>27543090
Be a devout Catholic
Be an actual woman
Failing either of these you're a worthwhile as an ex-hooker druggy
>>27543504
>if your partner leaves you or something just commit to being alone instead of being a cock jumping whore.
Lol, thanks r9k you're always good for a laugh
>>27543504
She should just wait for marriage like a good girl.
>>27543090
I'unno. If you really love them, it shouldn't be a problem. Be loving, understanding, and always talk out your problems. Give them space if they need it, and be intimate when you're both feeling it.
A good relationship comes from a joint effort.
Go find a bf.
>>27543090
Just smile and be honest, pleasant and faithful. You could do whatever after that and it really wouldn't matter.
Forget his birthday, crash his car, set fire to his stuff by accident.
He won't care.
Be a good person.
You don't need to be his servitor like everyone here will tell you.
Don't lie
Don't betray
Don't cheat
Think of how what you will do will impact him before you do it
Let go and have few expectations
Don't freak out over being perfect because that will just make you neurotic until you blow a lid and fuck everything up
Use active listening skills
Don't nag
If they are hungry feed them
If they are horny relive them
Put effort into looking nice for them
Know when and how to stroke their ego
Let them have space/time to do their intrest/hobbies/hang with friends
Just be a great friend to them
and most importantly don't be a bitch.
>gf
>""'"girl""" friend
you're not fooling anyone faggot
>>27543567
>tfw men are perfectly capable of sacrificing their happiness due to loyalty
>women will never be capable of great acts of devotion
>>27543188
This. Men aren't hard to please. Make me food every now and then, like to fuck and don't be a bitch and I'll be loyal til the day I die.
Focus on being a great friend and the rest will follow.
So many forget about the friendship part and end up shitting up the relationship.
Oh, and don't be a bitch.
>>27543711
Are you genuinely retarded? No man would ever in a million years remain celibate because his first gf dumped him.
>>27543188
>>27543212
>>27543684
>>27543715
>>27543845
>don't be a bitch
What does this mean? Is being a bitch literally just doing anything he doesn't like? Any examples?
>>27543412
I am sometimes, how regular do men usually want to be lewd.
>>27543504
Uh do you guys feel like girls are defiled if they have lost there virginity. Not trying to be rude or challenge your view, actually curious
>>27543562
I dont believe though anon. I dont want to do something i cant
>>27544113
>I dont want to do something i cant
Then you're as worthwhile as an ex-hooker druggy
>>27544219
Im sorry to dissappoint
>>27544293
No you aren't
>>>/soc/
>>27544113
>Uh do you guys feel like girls are defiled if they have lost there virginity.
I think only a small but very vocal minority actually believe that.
But many don't want chicks that are sluts as it is a major red flag if you are looking for a stable long term relationship.
I think you should only do it when both people actually care about each other rather then just because of lust.
>>27544293
you seem sweet
Doesn't really work like that. People have wildly varying tastes, and what some guys would love to have, others would hate. I could tell you what I want a best gf ever to do and be, but that would only work for me. It wouldn't work for other guys.
What does 'don't be a bitch' mean robots? What kind of female behaviour is seen bitchy in the male view?
>>27544492
Being an atheist :^)
Posting on /r9k/ and pretending to be a woman
>>27544463
Generally, men want the same basic thing. Loyalty, sex, no drama, maybe some food.
Basically if you're mad about something TELL him, talk things out instead of expecting them to apologize for something they don't know made you angry
communication is THE most important part of keeping a relationship healthy
Not being a virgin fucks up your chances of having a stable marriage
>>27544539
Until you meet a guy that thinks no drama would be boring, like my brother.
Loyalty and at least some regular sex are pretty high up there though.
>>27543090
>stay in shape
>be a virgin
>be seen, but never heard
>make 90% of the household income
is it really too much to ask?
>>27544113
I just really don't trust nonvirgins at this point, so n many bad experiences. A virgin is worth infinitely more.
>>27544652
drama is so fun
even here I like to get to know some robots that are interested in online relationships and sometimes I intentionally fuck it up just to get that tingly feeling in my chest
>>27543939
>>27544492
What being a bitch is, is pretty self-explanatory.
Don't be a jerk to him. Don't push him around, embarrass him, play mind games, isolate him from his friends or hobbies, start stupid arguments for no reason, start drama, be passive-aggressive, etc. Basically, just be a nice, reasonable person and you've got the "don't be a bitch" part covered.
>>27544492
Just being rude, sarcastic. Sarcasm is a huge turn off
>>27544510
Thanks for all the help.
OreganoO
>>27544811
Being passive aggressive like that is being a bitch
>>27544835
Where do you think we are? It's also called sarcasm not passive aggressive you really need to check your dictionary
>>27543090
>Stay in shape
>Accept him/her as he/she is
>Stay loyal
Basically, be a living sex doll.
>>27544880
Go be a bitch somewhere else anon
>>27544426
I try to be anon. I just want to make people happy.
>>27544344
You can tell me im not but i really dont like people thinking bad of me. Even on the internet. I really want to be a good person.
>>27544893
Okay. Do i have to speak?
>>27545055
>good person without God
Affable maybe, but not good
>>27544921
Fuck off faggot i'm french
Oreganonon
>>27545103
lol no one wants a boring uninteresting gf.
its pretty simple what a good gf is. a good gf is a great friend that you stick your dick in.
>>27545160
>Fuck off faggot i'm french
Okay :)
>>27545134
>christcuck
Please go to reddit you faggot.
>>27545216
>please leave my hugbox anon ;_;
>>>/r/christianity
Perfect place for an atheist
A lot of the main stuff has been posted already, but here's some stuff:
>Be a nice person. This is the most important.
>Don't be bitchy or abusive, obviously
>Support him in what he does/his dreams and encourage him
>Take an interest in what he is into and do things with him that he likes (watch football games with him, come with him to his favorite band's concert, etc)
>Don't be overly needy, clingy, or take up all of his time. Even though he loves you, he still wants to spend time with his friends or on his hobbies too.
>Listen to him if he wants to vent. Take interest in his life, ask sometimes how his day was, etc. Just show him you care, basically.
>Put effort into your appearance. Even if you're not super feminine, at least don't be fat.
>I know this is /r9k/, but don't be a mindless stepford sex doll girlfriend. Have your own personality, interests, friends, etc.
>Have sex often and be open to what he wants in the bedroom.
>Don't be a slut. You don't have to be a virgin, but don't sleep around like crazy. Under five partners is best.
>Don't cheat.
>Be loyal
>Don't talk bad about him in front of other people. If you two have a problem, talk to him about it in private.
>Say nice things. Tell him you love him, compliment him, and so on.
>Accept his flaws and don't try to change him. Helping him improve something he wants to improve is fine, though.
>Being a good cook isn't essential, but it's definitely a plus.
>Don't flirt with other guys
>Be honest
>Don't get angry easily
>Don't be controlling
>Don't hit him or assault him in any way
>Don't nag him. If you're talkative, don't talk so much to the point that it gets really annoying.
>Laugh at his dumb jokes
I think that just about covers it. But, being a nice person and having sex are the only real essential "good girlfriend" rules.
