Dubs decides what I say to this whale
Tell her "sup bitch"
Pass me the harpoon, my nipponese shipmates!
>>27542273
you lookin for your ancestors out there in your profile pic?
>>27542299
Wubbadoubledubs confirms it, OP.
>>27542299
Okay op let's go
>>27542299
And now we wait
I have other matches to troll as well, next dubs decides what I say
Ask her if she's looking off into the water because she longs to be with her family again
Let me regale a tale of
Janelle, Janelle, the whale
>>27542273
THIS ISN'T /B/ YOU FUCKING NORMIE FUCK GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING DICK SUCKING FAGGOT
>>27542444
bruv, anyone could of easily matched with that whale
She doesn't know that she's the sea mammalian in question
>>27542551
holy fuck hahhaha
>>27542551
Fuck, she's retarded.
>>27542551
>she probably thinks harpoon means dick
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Little does she know this is a research expedition from Hiroshima Nagasaki
Fake as Jake
>>27542577
Gotta say this OP, it's the rules.
>>27542551
say: "I'm going for it's blowhole!"
>>27542634
>mfw this thread
original comment famguy
tell her u want to fuck and nothing else
>>27542577
WINNNNNNNNERRRRRRR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27542273
"I want to stick my dick in your tummy and fuck you're fat rolls"
>>27542551
I want to fuck your fat.
>>27542755
Ouke op, ye gotta do it.
Fix the your though.
Awaiting response (originally)
Roll doubles for the next thing I send, robots.
>>27542273
originalbdydesmdymfl
>>27542551
Reply with "Can you uess how long I've been on zinc supplements ;)"
"I'd like to fuck you, but pigs are Haram."
>>27542798
>>27542755
Someone already gottem, goy
>>27542798
"We should fuck"
>>27542798
Is this chick actually retarded
Ok guys, I usually like to join in on this stuff, but this is just sad. She's already fat. Why are you gonna kick her when she's down? Do this shit to vapid attractive sluts to bring them down a peg, not her
Feel free to call me a faggot or whatever
>>27542855
Well op, get your copy-paste ready. Gotta send her this now.
>>27542855
Shit do I have to send this one?
>>27542798
This has to be fake, kek.
>>27542855
>dubs
>kek
>>27542855
>Feel free to call me a faggot or whatever
SEND HER THIS OP
>>27542868
You know it famuri
>>27542822
>>27542855
Haramboi was first.
Shit in my mouth
>>27542908
I fucked up, I should've sent that one. Oh well too late now.
Awaiting reply
>posts regularly on /r9k/
>thinks he's better than literally anyone else
>>27542855
>Why are you gonna kick her when she's down?
to watch the rolls jiggle
>>27542929
>He actually copied the entire post
>>27542929
you have on job OP. ONE JOB.
>>27542929
Kek
I fucking hate you OP
>>27542929
Send combined with
>>27542755
>>27542822
Snorlax is confused
>>27542929
>copied the whole post
OP ur a fucking idiot
>>27542929
>the entire post
This is what you get for not being studious enough for the ascendancy of the Caliphate onto Tinder threads.
>>27542968
Nowt bbz, wot u doin l8r? Show us ya baps luvvy.
>>27542968
Quick, throw the pokeball!
>>27542966
DUBS CONFIRM ISLAM
>>27542966
Dubs confirms. Do it OP.
"I want to stick my dick in your tummy and fuck you're fat rolls, but pigs are haram."
>>27542968
want some fug grurll?
>>27542966
We literally got double dubs for this one
>>27542755
come on op
I want to slather you in hersheys syrup and use your body as a slip n slidez
i wanna go all kinds of sandy hook on your face
>>27542968
Very well! Witness now my stand which has the power to rule this world completely!
THE WORLD!
Here we go lads
I only did the first one so it wouldn't contradict the other
have u got any fetishes
>>27543059
OH SHIT.JPG
YE YE
>>27543059
It's okay we forgive those who deliver
>>27543059
kek good senpai.
>>27543031
JK RAWLING FOR THIS ONE
>>27543093
Maybe you do, but I don't.
Haram post must be made. Just make it look like you are conflicted between a fat fetish and some contradicting desire.
>>27543059
Look, I'm really sorry, I'm at a bad point in my life and I'm trying to relieve my own insecurities by doing shit like this. It's not working. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad, you didn't deserve this.
>>27543059
Holy fucking shit and my hard black dick you actually said it.
I wanna roll you in flour and fuck the wet spot you big fucking ham goddess.
Op Is being nice today. What a blessed day.
>>27543117
>117
NO NO, FUCK, FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK NIGGER LYNCH SHIT
FUCK, HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPEN. ON MY FUCKING POST TOO. FUCK.
>>27543122
This comes next OP.
>>27543059
THIS FUCKING THREAD ROFL
>>27543122
why do you have to ruin all the fun
>>27543122
This one op
>>27543122
Way to ruin the fun you fucking normie.
>>27543122
Interesting
We'll see how this plays out.
>>27543122
"Just kidding you fat fucking pig you should be served to Muslim cunts for being so disgusting."
>>27543203
>didn't use my blowhole line
fuck you, desu
>>27543203
How much do you charge for analysis fisting? (Either way)
>>27543203
But seriously though, wanna come by my place?
>>27543203
"Just kidding. You're actual s degenerate pathetic fat fuck that should consider inhaling helium, you fucking disgusting land whale. Fucking off yourself and do the world a favor."
>>27543203
Eggcellent.
>>27543203
I think we've lost her lads. She slipped off the deck back into the ocean.
>>27543223
>>27543281
Nobody knows nuance like a robot!
>>27543203
where is the haram line?
Goddammit guys I feel kind of bad now.
>>27543301
how fucking desperate is this slut?
>>27543299
DUBS CONFIRMS AGAIN!
HARAM IT IS LADS!
>>27543301
>>27543299
respect my dubs and write this
>>27542822
>>27543301
"jk hang yourself, but you'll need a steel cable nerd."
>>27543313
I look like Chad so that probably has something to do with it.
>>27543301
oh...
o.com.
This slut should really hang herself.
>>27543301
ok, but let me see those cut marks bb
>>27543301
she fucking rekt u m8
So, now that I got that off my chest, how bout them Yankees?
>>27543301
(this just got so much more interesting than these things usually do)
Not really. Anyway, have you heard the good news about the savior Jesus Christ before?
>>27543301
I think fuck would help us to get pass this weigh. Watcha think?
Wanna fuck, you ginormous wobbly piefinder? I've got a truck full of flour, a forklift truck to raise your massive gunt and a budgie in a small cage.
>>27543301
Let me belly button fuck you.
>>27543301
>mfw this thread has gone to shit
>>27543355
>>27543366
DUBBLE BUBBLE MUBBLE FUBBLE
LOL Just KIDDING SLUT I WANT TO SODOMIZE YOUR ASSHOLE. I am getting tired of my haram goatpussi
>>27543301
"damn......I wouldn't want to carry that weight"
>>27543301
"4chins says hi, you'd fit in given the 4 chins thing."
>>27543400
OP!!!
DO IT DO IT NOW FAGGOT
>>27543355
>>27543399
>>27543400
I think we should steer this in a way so as to actually make OP have to fuck her.
>>27543400
>>27543299
THE DUBS ARE SPEAKING THROUGH YOU OP
>>27543355
>>27543366
>>27543399
>>27543400
oh my god ids habbenigngg!!!
If you lick my balls I'll buy you a mcmuffin you fat bitch.
>>27543366
I'm not doing the haram line you faggots, that ship has sailed
>>27543301
WRITE THE HARAM LINE NOW!
I think OP is done guys.
>>27543440
we wuz /b/ n sheit
>>27543440
>I'm not doing the haram line you faggots
OP is a faggot
>>27543440
>not doing the haram line
you think fucking with her through /r9k/ is any better? all or nothing, OP.preferably nothing because i feel bad that this is happening and it should stopfor real
>>27543440
THE HARAM SHIP SAILS WHEN THE CALIPH SAYS IT SAILS
>>27543440
Look Janelle, I know that I came across as brash earlier, it is just that I have never done this before and I am so nervous. I would really like to take you out for a coffee sometime and fondle your pillowy wahel tits.
Stop being a nigger and tell the pig the harm line OP. You had such potential.
"I'm a huge faggot and I've just been cucking around with you because you never had a shot given that I'm OP I'd never touch anything but BBC"
>>27543488
>wahel tits
I died
oregano comet
>>27543488
Winner
Fuck you haramfags
>>27543488
This is fantasticblox
>>27543466
the dubs SPEAK ONCE AGAIN
ALSO OBEY MY DUBS >>27543488
OP, your punishment for no haram line is dating this fat lard.
>>27543517
haramfags get off my thread ree
>>27543488
I can't believe I'm using my real profile for this
Want to go McDonald's and fuck in the bathroom?
>>27543566
HUEH
HUEH HUEH HEUH
>>27543566
AAAAAAH
SHIT BOOOY REPLY WITH WINNER
>>27543566
DO IT OP
ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>27543566
If dubs, OP has to actually fuck her.
>>27543566
Lel alright, but first here's her response
Op actually wants to date this whale. Just a quick FYI.
>>27543602
Forgot the (original) pic
>>27543599
THE MEME MAGIC IS FUCKING REAL
DO IT OP
>>27543599
You know the rules, OP.
God's chosen dubs command it.
>>27543599
Respect your dubs and rules op.
>>27543617
Did op just pull off the wahel tits thing?
"I'm a poster on /r9k/, an anonymous messageboard. This was all something to try and elicit laughter from a sad audience with legitimately nothing left to live for. Please do your best to move on from this - I know we were abusive and you don't deserve this. I, one voice in a sea of hundreds, am sorry. File a police report."
>>27543599
There's magic in this thread.
>>27543617
McD's coffeeeee op, you gotta do it
>>27543617
Jesus christ it actually worked.
>>27543599
>>27543566
OH SHIT OP, get out your dinghy and rainslicks beacuse ye be sailing out from Portharbor today fer a swashbuckling adventure at your local mcdonalds
PICK ME UP SOME TENDIES
How the fuck hasn't anybody realized this shit is fake.
>>27543617
fucking excuse me
god damn desperate whales
>>27543617
What are your pics? Even if she's a desperate whale, there's got to be a limit on how much one can take and still be willing to go on a date.
>>27543646
If dubs, say this
>>27543660
evidence? if not gtfo with your play it safe shit
>>27543646
Rolling for this one. My god does this kinda thing piss you edgelords off.
>>27543059
>I want to stick my dick in your fat rolls and fuck your tummy
Romantic
>>27543599
Holy fucking kekkeroni.
>>27543660
Not fake, here's a pic from her profile
>>27543668
I'm an attractive man.
>>27543646
Do it, faggot, obey my dubs
>>27542273
auuuuuu gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and other various whale noises
>>27543566
Cmon op
Ravioli originoli
McDonalds since normally I'd take girls out to sushi, but seeing whale on the menu might trigger you. Doing it for you bae <3
>>27543728
Forgot pic yet again
She replied, posting that next
>>27543646
I'm rolling for this. Say if dubs. Old law let be quads.
>>27543687
There's been so many threads like this. You cannot ask for evidence on 4chan lol it's just a thing you end up spotting but whateva go watch a man speak to himself and laugh at people posting funny maymays on his thread.
>>27543617
Alright, after the mcdonalds one here >>27543566 post this:
Alright, we can take things slow, but only if you promise you can accept me for who I am. I am unable to contain myself in public places and I like to masturbate onto unsuspecting women's bottoms. Perhaps we can try this?
>>27543759
see >>27543752
proud of you tho
>>27543646
Rollim for this shit
>>27543756
Quit your samefagging you dumb roastie
>>27542273
I want to whip my dick out and brush your teeth with it. Yummy cummy in my tummy.
>>27543775
Stop rerolling your own comment
>>27543775
Stop samefagging you nerdlord.
>>27543646
Obey my dubs and post this
>>27543765
REROLLING FOR THIS! BIG 99 DUBS
>>27543779
>>27543788
>>27543791
kek, the irony
Looks like she'd be down to bang in the McD bathroom if it was the 2nd date
Ignore the faggots asking you to come clean and be nice, even if they roll dubs, OP.
>>27543805
I can confirm this isn't samefagging
>>27543799
oh my god some satanic dubestry is at work here brothers!!!
>>27543817
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN AHAHHA
>>27543805
I can confirm this isn't samefagging kek
>>27543817
What about a 2nd date then?
>>27543799
Winner
Sending to her now.
>>27543805
Yeah, the irony. Retard.
>>27543817
Okay, but know that we expect an update upon the second date.
>>27543817
>implying a whale like her gets to choose on what date she fucks
The bitch is playing hard to get holy shit.
>>27543117
Doesnt evenmake sense retard, he isnt a mudslime. Youre literally taking some twitter meme and autistically pushing for it Kill yourself.
>>27543817
She's got enough lack of self respect to ask you out even though you told her you wanted to fondle in her pillowy whale tits yet she won't fuck on the first date baka
>>27543805
oh yeah, a lot of irony faggot
why are you guys so mean
must be nice being young and dumb and full of ignorance
you should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>27543805
iron e
>>27543855
Obey the almighty dubs
>>27543851
baka still samefagging tbqh
THIS THREAD IS EXPERIENCING TRUE MEME MAGIC
>>27543891
shut the fug up faggot. get out of 4chan if you are such a limp dick pussy boi
>>27543910
>>27543894
>>27543887
>>27543851
Kek denile
>>27543923
maybe I will faggot
doesn't change the fact that you're all losers
seriously get a life
>>27543799
I respect these dubs.
man you guys need to kill yourselves. this is fucked up.
>>27543891
Must be nice being a meta-memer posing as a concerned mother on a vietnamese wood-carving board.
>>27543799
>>27543765
where is the post OP? You must deliver these are the sacred rules
>>27543979
OP just delivered, famguy.
Best OP ever.
>>27543964
>[
>Implying OP isnt immortal
>>27543999
>999
this thread truly is magical :^)
>>27543979
>>27543959
Op, I humbly retract my previous insult.
>>27543646
roll
original comm3nt
>>27543999
Trips send this too
"Okay, so after weree done fucking in the bathroom do you mind if I use my nails to cut open your stomach and eat your fat?
>>27543959
Has she said anything yet OP?
>>27544052
If OP did that, then what fat would there be left for the fetus to grow on?
If dubs, OP must get the whale pregnant and marry her.
>mfw these great GETS
Good thread.
>>27543959
NEXT TRASNMISSION: I hunger for your tender loins. Make love to me like you do to your morning burger.
finger my asshole mommy
>>27544100
Oh fug
No way will she reply after that, NO WAY
>>27544089
Close, my dear shekelstein, but I'd prefer if he woukd make a creampie and take pics in the mcdickies bathroom
>>27544099
>>27544100
good numbers
>>27543959
Sad thing is she knows he's a bad person and an asshole and is tolerating it because she's lonely.
Alright she hasn't replied, so I think she figured out she was getting bamboozled.
Fortunately I have more matches, dubs decides
my peepee feels good
>>27544099
>tfw get a get while commenting on gets
>>27544100
this thread has been blessed by based dubman himself DUBS IF DUBGOD IS WATCHING AND SMILING UPON US!
>>27544127
I wanna cum all over your face you dirty little whore
>>27544127
who tf uses black and white filters? gtfo tinder normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27544127
You have a full list of gets you didnt use op.
Now get moving, fuckface
>>27544127
BOmmyeaa!! Sapp?
>>27544127
I want to lick your plastic chink pussy
>>27544127
so your name is madison, right? are you often mad? xDD
>>27544127
"Do you like to yiff?"
>>27544127
nah, she is too qt to bamboozle, OP. post something that makes me hate her. 99get
rooooooooooooooooo! normal!
>>27544127
I desire to insert my genital protrusion into your genital receptical.
>>27544181
Lol rerolling for this
>>27544127
hey whats up? x
>>27544111
checked trips
This thread is insane
>>27544127
god im a huge fucking faggot
let sfuck
>>27544127
Succ me
>>27544127
A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.
>>27544198
shes a normie, most probably a stacie. that should be enough to hate her
reroll for this>>27544193
>>27544127
i am very conscious about my crotch area
>>27544100
I'm using this one.
original
>>27544127
I'm a huge faggot, and I want to fuck you
>>27544127
"You look like the girl that gets fucked by everyone at a fraternity party and then converts to pseudo-Buddhism"
I'm an asshole, please step on my balls
>>27544244
YOU DIDN'T
YOU DID NOT
>>27544244
OP DON'T BE A FAG DELIVER.
>>27544211
>>27544181
>>27544127
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I already discussed the matter with the senator
>>27544127
Maddam, thine beauty is truly a spectacle to behold. Mine eyes hath not seen such wonders. I wish to court you, m'lady. Please let me be your gentleman ;)
>>27544267
roll for this, i'm gonna get 333
>>27544244
I wanna make your ass my playground
>>27544111
Consider you trips checked my friend.
>>27544299
winrar
this is an oregano cumin
>>27544287
Rollin this shit right here
>>27544281
Rerolls are for chinks.
Original gets onlys plox
>>27544318
He did if before so it only seems fair.
>>27544289
ROLL FOR THIS ONE AS WELL 333 TRIPS
>>27544244
>mfw I read that
Let me shit in your asshole.
When I was a child my dad touched my weenie and now I long to have a penis inside of me... Will you be that penis?
>>27544333
What a fucking waste of those trips
Fucking kill yourself
>>27544336
This girl's not even that fat
