Am I the only here who likes older women?
>>27542019
milfs are fun for sex but i want a younger woman for more sex.
Not by a long shot, anon.
I looooove fapping to milfs.
no. but they will rather fuck a fat drunk idiot in his forties than you.
dat milf succ
>>27542019
nah senpai
i want to do a milf so badly, but
>not many single milfs
>don't know how to talk to girls anyway
Older women are fucking god tier.
>>27542019
>Am I the only one here who (insert anything here)
No, absolutely not. And you never will be. You aren't unique. Everyone likes older women dumb shit.
>>27542019
i'd love to find some older milf who just got a divorce and is thirsty for some dick with a bunch of cash to blow from her ex-husband
>>27542019
Milfs are love
>>27542267
This is the dream.
>>27542112
that one's been keeping too many secrets desu
>tfw when you will never fuck a milf that likes the deepweb
>>27542691
Blatant bait is very blatant.
>>27542895
You're telling me you don't want a woman that you can get pussy from, because she would think browsing a Chinese Cartoon Forum is cool, and would give you blowjobs for teling her about dank may mays?
>tfw will never meet a completely inexperienced cake
>tfw will never have her say "B-But I'm just an old lady. Why do you like me so much?"
>tfw she will never be single-mindedly devoted to me because she cannot get anyone else due to her age.
>tfw she won't roll over to me one night and cuddle me tightly because she doesn't want to be too far apart from me.
At least there's 2D, right lads?
>22
>virgin
>absolutely love older women
I'd rather lose my virginity and get a 30+ year old fuck buddy then an 18 year old.
>>27542112
Whoa buddy! I'd be careful with those drinks if I were her. She'll die if she gets a brainfreeze.
No. I jerk of exclusively to older women. It's kind of a problem...
Right now I'm actually with an older woman, been together for two years now, I'm 23 and she's 39 and it works out great.
>>27542019
i find it creepy how lots of porno has girls that look like teenagers so when i was 14 i only fapped to hairy milfs
How do I hook up with an older woman?
>>27544072
>tfw no loving 30 year old milf to fuck and take care of you
>>27542019
Fuck no. I love older women. See, everyone here wants younger women. That's fine, they can keep them. Younger women are absolutely shit tier when it comes to sex. There are only a few that are actually any worthy of a good fuck. Older women are on another fucking level. They'll rim you, blow you, then rim you again. Make you cum down their throat, spit it up on your feet, then lick it back up. Seriously. I'm never going back to younger women ever again.
>>27544702
I don't even want anything freaky.
I just want headpats and leg locks.
>>27544733
>not wanting a freak
If you don't treat them like a filthy whore, they'll end up getting bored of you. There's a high chance they've already raised their children, so... taking care of another one will literally make them want to vomit all over you.
You can always dream though.
>>27544698
>tfw no milf to lay on her lap and suck on her titties while she strokes your cock
>>27544769
>Single mother
>A good idea to get involved with in any way.
>Pick one.
I realise that the older woman I look for doesn't exist outside of 2D, but I want an inexperienced cake who dreamt of a family but never had her dream fulfilled, so she ends up trying to live it through me.
>>27544788
Absolutely patrician position. I remember having my ex do it to me, but it's not really the same when she's only a year older.
>always wanted a nice milf older that me
>never got with one
>on the cusp of 30
>can only have it happen if she's 50 and that's way too old now
God damnit
>>27544871
If you find one at a good age and their kid doesn't live with them anymore, that's prime son. They're more than likely not looking to settle down if they got a divorce.
Although, if they never got married or had kids and some how managed to become a cougar, you never let that shit go.
>>27544935
I'd slept with a few. You missed the boat, anon. They're legitimately the best. Maybe you could scoop some 40-45 year old? I don't know.
>oneitis is single mother
>she treats me like a nephew, trying to introduce me to her daughter and nieces
kill me. i wish i was in the friend zone, i'm in something much, much worse
>>27544996
Fuck them to get her jealous.
Then go for the true objective.
>>27542051
This nigga, I love going to cipotle during lunch hour in a suburban neighborhood. Always see nice looking milfs in business attire, my dick gets hard af.
>>27544996
You're in the fucking cuck zone man, trash that girl already anon.
>>27544996
Holy shit. Next she'll be calling you to baby sit her kids while she goes to fuck Tyrone and Jamal.
>tfw you realize even older women want chad
>>27542019
This picture made me very hard. Did it have the same effect on any other robots?
>tfw no grandma lady to seduce you at the breakfast table
>looking at porn
>see pics and videos labeled 'milf'
>girl is between 25 and 30 and has never had a child
>a porn 'milf' is younger than you are
Anyone have any milf stories?
>>27545618
Looks like David Bowie in the face.
How the fuck do people even manage to hook up with milfs?
This is my biggest fantasy and I have no idea how to fulfill it.
>>27545726
>be me
>just turned full blown wizard last year
>girls magically start liking me when I wrote them off for good
>decide to try finding a big titted milf
>find a horny gilf across town
>drive over and talk for a while
>she's fatter than she looked
>they always are
>them tits though
>she's getting touchy feely in front of her roommates
>feels weird as fuck so I tell her to go to my car
>"pull those tits out"
>the biggest nipples on gods green earth
>similar to pic related but mine was short and fat
>suck on them for ages
>she tells me she has a cyst in her vagina but she'll give me a blowjob
>Almost throw up but I let her suck me
>can't cum
>I never can with any partner I've had...
>fuck my life
>I'm gonna suicide soon
>I tell her I have to go
>never respond to any of her messages thereafter.
>>27545618
Horry sheet. Dat look tho. I bet she would fuck your dick off.
>>27547203
Aww dude. That's the worst. I've smashed a few online fatties and had to do the walk of shame past these complete strangers whose only crime is living with a fat whore.
>>27547203
>>she tells me she has a cyst in her vagina but she'll give me a blowjob
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>27547526
She had the audacity to ask if I eat pussy. If i'd eat her out sometime.
I need some hips with my saggy mom tits.
ever since i was 18 i wanted to fuck older woman
like really old 50 and up
idk why , but sugy tits and slightly fat makes me diamonds
> once saw really skinny granny taking it all the way in xvideos and its downhill for me
>>27547738
S T O P
DESU SENPAI
>>27548546
My first porn was a vhs my sister bought for my brother. "Mature Anal." Then I'd fap to the Golden Girls.
>>27547203
>she tells me she has a cyst in her vagina but she'll give me a blowjob
