Tell us the most embarrassing moment in your whole life, /r9k/
For me
>in 7th grade
>first year of gym where we have to change in the locker rooms
>one day, forgot to wear underwear
>put on gym shorts
>when I'm in the gym, some Chad faggot pulls my shorts down
>exposes my bare, hairy cock and ass
>bend down to pull shorts up, was one of the first ones in the gym so everyone was behind me
>mfw they all saw my hairy, 7th grade butthole
>7th grade
>cried on the bus
Did they stick their erect cocks inside your asshole?
>>27541864
No
But the homoeroticism of Chads is bizarre.
I remember in 11th grade, during the swimming unit, these two Chads pulled their towels off and cornered me against the locker while shaking their hips back and forth, whipping their dicks.
It was gay.
>>27541811
I jerked off in class and late admitted to it. No regrets
>>27541905
I started masturbating when I was 6, I didn't know what it was so I would just slap my dick in first grade class until I orgasmed all the time. Nobody forgot it.
>>27541888
You should have jerked them off roughly.
>>27541968
You sound gay pham. I am straight.
>>27542020
That's why I said roughly.
This is not a gay thing. This is a humiliating punishment for them.
They would not fuck with you after that.
>>27542074
I think jerking off to dudes in a locker room is more humiliating than getting jerked off.
>>27542093
You clearly have never had a truly rough handjob before.
Imagine having your penis shaken with all of a man's might, it almost being torn from the very roots, his nails gripping way into the flesh, yet still stimulating enough that you can't help but cum over and over again.
And when he's done he makes you lick your cum and dick blood off his hand.
>>27542200
You're really gay dude. You should go find someone to give a rough handjob to and just stop posting.
>>27541905
I jerked it once in class during a movie. Girl was sitting right next to me and had no clue.
>Playing Scrabble with my grandmother, I was maybe 12 at the time
>Play the word "dildo"
>My grandmother gives me a disappointed look I'll never forget
>Don't understand why, I proceed to tell her that it's a generic word for a toy or something
>At the time, I thought the word dildo had basically the same meaning as doodad, or doohickey.
>Years later realize my mistake
>Still remember that look she gave me
>>27541811
>be working at EB games
>Asian walks in
>Say "Can I help you you fucking chink"
>manager hears me
>didn't do it on purpose
>get fired
Fucking /pol/ made me into a monster
>me and stepbrothers experiment with each other sexually over the course of several months
>get naked and climb on top of one stepbrother's back riding him like a motorcycle, not sure why we had to be naked for this but that's how we rolled
>dad walks in to show us a binder full of pokeyman cards he found discarded and wanted to give to us
He chewed me the fuck out for it. At the tender age of 10 or so I learned about the practice of fagdragging from my enraged father, presumably to attempt to sway me away from being a fag.
I now regularly masturbate to futa, trap, and gay porn.
>>27542386
Top kek
How the fuck do you let this come out of your mouth?
>>27542243
Not him, but why would he want to get a rough hand job? That's just embarrassing, to be put down by someone like that
>>27542423
Going on /pol/ and /r9k/ too much I guess
>>27542426
Kek'ing
You boys are so gay, I love it
>>27542470
So you're saying you would like a rough hand job?
>>27542386
>"Can I help you, you fucking chink?"
HOLY SHIT KEK
>9th grade
>forgot to do book report
>teacher screams at the top of her lungs at me
>break down crying in front of the whole class
>put my head down in shame when i see people laughing
there went my reputation that i never had. fucking cried. in 9th grade.
>>27542489
No.
I'd love a loving handjob from a sweet girl though.
>>27542567
But would you like a rough handjob from a dominating girl?
>>27542595
Maybe, if she held me afterwards and was nice to me.
>>27542611
No one will ever be nice to any of us.
>comparing six packs with my friends in 8th grade
>pull up my shirt
>mass of pubes poking out the top of my pants
>get made fun of for the next 6 months
not the most embarrassing thing I've done by far, but at least I was drunk for the rest.
>>27542736
Dammit man I know, don't remind me.
>>27542611
But she won't hold you afterwards. She won't be nice to you either.
What she will do is force-feed you your own cum and dick blood from your now ever-sore dick and call you a faggot.
And then she'll leave you with nothing more than shame and a face stained with blood, cum, and tears.
>>27542793
Do you get off on this stuff or something dude?
>>27542386
I call bullshit
How the fuck do you let that out?
>>27542736
>tfw all I want is my oneitis to be mean to me
>>27542772
>getting made fun of for having pubes
Isn't it considered a manly thing to have a ton of pubes?
That's like having a huge dick, getting pantsed, then getting made fun of for it.
>>27542838
No, but I am knowledgeable when it comes to punishment and humiliation.
Mixing pleasure with pain and degradation creates a surprisingly effective torture.
>>27542386
Are you an aussie?
>>27542884
Too much /pol/ shit, I was a hardcore /pol/qck back then and was kinda to the point to use /pol/ memes in my daily life
>>27542996
Sounds like you're a homosexual lol
>>27543008
I'm one of the last ethnic white Canadian
>>27541811
7th grade seems to be an awful time
>went to give my crush a hug
>her friend stops me and says "she doesn't want one"
>walk away, a broken autist
>>27543064
I think an ausfag would've gotten away with that "banter", but not a fucking leaf.
>>27542386
Made me lose my shit, 1 upboat for you
>>27543026
Sex is meaningless to me. It gives me nothing.
Why waste time with simple pleasure when I can punish those who have done others wrong.
Call me what you wish, but I would advise you to stay on my good side.
>>27543135
Had to change cities after because I had no good reference
>>27543217
Did you actually mean it out of spite or was it supposed to be neutral/ironic?
>>27543280
I really said it by accident
>be me
>high school graduation
>some chad goes before me
>i am nervous i will fuck up
>chad runs off stage
>i get called up
>naturally, no one claps
>smile, begin to head offstage
>congradulate myself
>trip over gown
>fall face first on floor
>everyone laughing
>get up, begin to go towards exit
>fall AGAIN
>crying at this point
>sprint out miraculously without falling
>take off cap and gown
>hand it to a teacher
>mom tells me on ride home it wasn't that bad
that memory has been with me for years
>Be 15
>Asshole chad hits me in the crotch
>Hes weak so it doesn't hurt and I don't flinch much
>Based Chad who treats me nicely says "Wow, anon, you must have a real big dick that covers your balls so he couldn't hit them, huh? Impressed you don't look hurt!"
>Have never looked at porn or anything at this stage in life so don't even know having a big dick is a good thing
>Reply "Not really no"
>He laughs in my face and mocks me for my reply for years for not picking the alpha reply
End me.My dick is undersized and I have a huge complex about anyone ever seeing it
>>27543436
not your fault since you didn't know what he was talking about
>>27543383
>actually going to the high school graduation ceremony
why?
>>27541811
Already told it here, but whatever.
>Be 15
>Have this autistic behaviour where I like to jump and run while imagining happy things
>Think that I'm alone in the house
>Start doing it while wearing only my underwear
>Suddenly sister comes home with a bunch of friends
>They see me jumping like a retard while sticking my tongue out
>They give me the strangest look ever and my sister just said "he's weird like that, don't pay attention to him"
>Locked myself in my room afterwards until they left
>>27541811
>shit my pants in 4th grade or so
Fucked me up for good.
Years of paranoia that people know this about me at my new school.
>>27543529
this. i would never put myself through that.
>>27543529
mother pressured me into it
>>27541811
are you brown? didnt get butt hair untill i was like grade 12
not the most, but this happened just now, and I think it's relevant enough:
>come home from uni
>dad comes into my room and says he wants to talk to me
>okay
>he says that he saw disturbing images on my laptop (I let him use it yesterday to transfer spring break vacation photos onto his phone)
>he says that my mom is concerned, too
>panicking hard at this point, what if he snooped deep within my folders to find my stash of JAVs
>i tell him to find the images on my computer
>he goes to some folder right on my desktop where I had like 10 reaction images that I forgot to archive
>points to this image
>says that i'm looking at some satanic things and that this image disturbed him and my mother
>silence for a second, then I start laughing hysterically, and I tell him it's just some inside joke from spongebob
>he says that I'm lying and that I need help
>i start to get mad, and I tell him that he wouldn't understand, then he says that these kinds of things are why I'm a freak
>mom agrees
>wants me to see a psychiatrist by next wednesday, or I have to leave the house
i think I might just move out, regardless. this is getting out of hand
> be 12
> eating out with parents
> need to take a piss
> for some reason, thought penis-only room was always on the right
> naturally, I turn right ignoring signage
> see only stalls
> "Hm. When did they do that?"
> someone in stall next to me
> take my piss
> as I'm washing my hands, an elderly lady walks out of the adjacent stall
> doesn't make eye contact
> "man, she must be old as dirt to have walked into the wrong bathroom"
> leaves without saying a word
> I follow shortly behind
> turn to look at sign
> CLEARLY SAYS WOMEN
> mfw old lady probably thought I was a girl
> mfw I could be a trap
Not MY most embarrassing moment, but to many robots, it would be.
> Be 16
> Barely getting out of the house cuz homeschooled
> Older brother tells me he has two tickets to go to the movies
> Agree to go because why the fuck not
> We drive downtown and get out of the car
> The movie theater is literally right in the busiest part of the city we live near
> I get overwhelmed by all the noise and sound and begin to feel like I'm about to have a panic attack
> Older brother gets concerned and asks if I need some help
> Begin to cry and through my sobs tell him yes
> We walk the 6 minutes to the movies while my brother holds my hand and I try to hold in my tears
I didn't receive many comments. Just stares and this one drunk black dude who approached me saying, "DAMN NIGGA, YOU GOT A KIND AS FUCK BROTHER!"
>>27543777
Not him, but i'm white italian so i got hairy very fast. i've had super hairy arms since i was 10
>>27543777
No, I'm white, of Scandinavian descent. My family is pretty hair so that's probably why.
>>27543790
Holy fucking kek that's gold.
Very wise of you not to immediately assume they meant JAV.
How would they react if they really saw it?
>>27542386
Solid, anon, solid.
>>27543790
What the fuck? Your parents are fucking nutjobs m8. If anyone should be embarrassed it's them.
>>27543882
Woah. Hey, chink. Welcome to EB games.
>>27543790
Holy shit, your parents are mental.
>>27543937
>>27542386
This is going to become a new meme
>>27541811
should i read these stories on vocaroo?
>>27541811
>forgot to wear underwear
As you do.
>>27543709
dang
>>27543790
holy shit, that's harsh
>>27543977
I'd like to be a contributor to this new meme. What I'm trying to say is, can I help you, you fucking chink?
>going to event with gf, her friend, and her sister
>16 at the time so her sister drives us
>they pick me up, it's a 50 minute drive over there
>50% of the way there I realize I forgot my pass to get in and start panicking a bit
>80% of the way there now, no choice, gotta say something
>poke gf
"D-do we still need our passes even though we showed them yesterday?" (We went the day before as well)
>Yes, did you forget yours?
"Yeah..."
>can feel the disappointment resonate from each of them
TFW the relationship pretty much ended right then and there.
>>27542386
I read this as Aslan but top kekkeroni
>>27543588
Laughed so hard I almost shit myself again.
Thanks Anon
>>27543588
of course i remember you anon, now i cant stop laughing sorry
the tongue is the best part
>>27544139
Are you the guy who shat his bed?
>>27543937
I kid you not, the moment I saw it say EB games, I thought for SURE it was a stupid green text about this guy.
>>27543873
if they saw my JAVs, I think my mother would lose it and fall into depression because she thinks I'm doomed
my parents would then get a divorce, and try to forcibly put me in a looney bin, but not before telling my entire family that I'm a rapist or something.
just as an example:
>playing runescape like 9 years ago
>fighting lesser demons
>mom sees me and asks what I'm doing
>"playing a game"
>she goes and gets my dad and we get into a huge argument that I'm playing a "satanic game"
>my mom seriously starts sobbing and crying about how I'm going to end up on the streets as a bum, because i'm killing a pixelated demon
>from there on out, if my parents saw me playing a video game even for 10 minutes, they'd lecture me on how I'm ruining my life with this addiction
>as a result, I could never play MMOs or anything multiplayer related, as a kid
>on the other hand, they get mad that I don't drink because it's "not normal"
not sure how I lasted this long
>>27544102
>not speaking up the moment you realized
>not triple checking your list of things you need right before leaving
>being so pathetic you can't communicate properly
well I think she might be better off if it takes you 20 minutes to speak up about shit that was a 20min ago problem
>>27544163
No.
This post is radiating originality, to a point of where it is visible.
>>27544190
Damn son, you've been through a lot. I don't know how you cope.
Not being an Amerilard I never got that whole thing. I mean, you're killing pixellated demons. How exactly is that a satanic soul entrapping game? I don't get it.
>>27542386
>things that never happened
Pathetic
>>27543790
religion is dumb
>>16982442
My favorite embarrassments
5th grade
girl I liked found a picture I drew of her and she physically abused me until middle school. We both could draw well so I feel like she enjoyed my company .
>7th Grade
The girl I liked found out I liked her and said "I thought you were gay" With a serious expression on her face
everyone laughed
>11th grade
a girl grabbed my ass and I got offensive and everyone called me a faggot
>2 months ago at work
everyone knows I'm a virgin now thanks to my faggot roomate and they keep offering me women or help to lose my virginity
Denying them is where it gets embarrassing.
why is the sexual shit embarrassing at all. its natural. The fuck is wrong with me
>>27543813
Are you a gril or....?
Ftb
>8th grade me
>have secret gay relationship with an older guy
>he invites me to his flat one day (first time he'd ever let me see his house)
>when I get in he's sat there with another really hot guy
>proceeds to tell me how I was just a fuck for him
>Other guy laughs and berates me
>turns out they've been in a relationship for 4+ years
>"I wonder what your friends at school would think if I told them"
>crying at this point, I just want it to end
>they make me have a threesome with them
>had to walk home with their cum dripping our of my ass
The whole experience was fucking horrible
>>27544465
That doesn't really sound embarrassing, more like you gangraped by fags.
>>27543120
Do you think the girl liked you?
there was this qt with long braids that I adored but her friend cock blocked all the fucking time and even hit me randomly throughout the day
Her friend liked me but only decided to speak up once we were graduating and parting ways. I wanted to beat the shit out of her more after hearing that.
>>27544465
that sounds pretty faked up pham
>>27544542
Agreed.
>>27544465
How did you let all of that happen?
> 16
> Working as a lifeguard
> Only person at the pool (this is illegal but no one really cared, managment liked me), end of the day.
> Cleaning toilets, picking up rubbish etc...
> sweeping stuff with a broom
> while walking around a spin and twirl the broom like a weapon, running and jumping as well.
>also make lightsaber noises.
> Look up
> someone was staring at me through the fence
> he asks what our opening times are, it's obvious he's holding back hysterical laughter.
> answer him politely while dying from embarresment inside.
>>27544606
I was young and thought he loved me
>>27544542
It was embarrassing because I loved him, I really did. And it wasn't rape more like blackmail
>>27541811
>be me
>get drunk with friend ive known since middle school
>both like 25
>he starts going on about how he misses his gf whose out of town
>says he wishes someone would suck his cock
>tell him i wouldnt mind blowing him
>he asks me if im sure
>drunkenly tell him im sure
>go to his bedroom
>he gets naked
>hes a total twink
>huge think cock
>give him a handjob
>he starts breathing deep
>suck his cock
>tell him i want him in me
>take off my pants
>spooning
>he fucks my ass
>pass out
>wake up
>leave his apartment
>he texts me the next day
>dude why does my cock smell like shit
>y-you t-too
never talk about it
>be 9
>cross-dress
>wearing a dress dancing with older brother
>dad sees me and locks me in a closet for 30 minutes
Surprisingly enough im not a tranny and I dont cross dress anymore. I pretend to be a girl online sometimes though.
>>27543790
>says that i'm looking at some satanic things and that this image disturbed him and my mother
Wtf it's fucking sponge bob yelling, you're parents are retarded.
>>27543709
>>27543383
Your mom's a fucking cunt.
>>27544837
Poo cock. Lmao. Senpai bad move
>>27544190
>dharoks hammers
>using barrows but not a full set
damn man thats emarassing
>>27541968
That would have showed them. Nobody wants a rough handjob.
>>27546634
I wouldnt mind one
>>27543777
I'm whiter than a mothefucker, pure English and Swedish. And I'm hairier than a motherfucker. My theory is that I have a lot of Neanderthal-mixed, pre-Viking cave man blood.
>>27544190
Don't feel bad, man. America is full or repressed, ignorant, stupid as shit people. Take heart that you didn't fall for the religion meme.
>>27543790
wow what if they found something actually weird
>>27544098
copy that
chink xD
>>27543790
Jesus Christ that reminds me of when my brother snitched on me for having futanari porn on my PSP.
>be lookin at futanari threads on /d/ (my first board, found it a year before when i was 12) back in like 2008 in my basement
>get forced to go to youth group church service
>left my PSP on the floor but still on, screen facing the floor so he dont see
>waste an hour there cuz i didnt cum i was anxious
>finally get home
>bitch ass 19yo brother comes down from the stairs
>he's got a disgusted look
>parents scream my name ANOOOOOOOON GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS UP HERE NOW
>they see all the shit on my PSP browser
>all them dickgirl thumbnails
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, LOOKING AT THESE WOMEN WITH DICKS RAPING OTHER WOMEN
>DELETE ALL OF IT RIGHT NOW. I WANT PROOF
>they went through the pics folder too
>had to delete that shit, didn't get a chance to save the memory card
>my precious hoard is all gone
>my PSP is taken away for 6 months along with all other technologies
>can't see friends
>got kicked out to my grandparents house for the weekend
>had to go to church every fuckin weekend and wednesday
>had to get "spiritual counseling"
Oh, but when my brother would beat the fuck out of me every day when i was a kid, it was BOYS WILL BE BOYS LOL just MAN UP ALREADY LOL
There was also the knife incident when he cornered me in the kitchen after the power went out while he was playing some fuckin RPG. Oh when I did defend myself suddenly it was wrong!
>>27546294
>dharok
>hammers
One fucking job
>>27544190
>unironically using torag hammers while training
>training at lesser demons when you have barrows gear
>saradomin cape while its melee vs melee
>>27547515
*before, back when i was 12
>>27542316
Thats actually funny, you should laugh it off. Especially since it was a honest mistake lol.
>>27543436
>implying joking (or telling the truth, for that matter) about having a tiny dick isn't the truly alpha thing to do
>>27541811
not actually an embarrassing story but it's an accident waiting to happen.
>be me
>~4-5 years old
>be on the playground with my buds
>Indian Chad pushes me down metal slide
>rip dong on metal protrusion
>permenantly scarred dick, no chance of healing
I can only imagine the day a girl pulls down my pants to reveal scarface between my fucking legs.
>>27541811
Can't really remember the most embarrassing since I've had a lot of embarrassing moments (and when I do I tend to curse myself under my breath) but one that I remember took place in middle school.
>got out of PE and was heading to my locker to retrieve my backpack
>friend shares a locker near me so we both talk on our way there
>head to hallway and see the girl I had a crush on
>tell my friend about her and how I like her
>he yells out in the hallway, "DAMN ANON YOU LIKE HER?! CHECK OUT HER TITS!" (or something to that effect)
>entire hallway quiets and turns to look toward us including crush
>feel as if time stopped; face is flushed
>deny it to friend (no longer one at this point)
What made it worse was that I was fat and had acne on my face. I legit looked like some ball.
Another one I remember was in 8th grade when I had to take a bus ride home:
>Rush out of last class as soon as the bell rings because my bus comes almost immediately after school ends and takes forever to arrive
>Run to the hallway but somehow trip and fall, ripping my khaki pants all the while
>Everyone in the hallway looks at this fat balloon of a kid as he wrestles himself up
>Run the fuck out of there with my pants ripped
J U S T
>8th grade
>can't understand algebra
>three quarters into the year, teacher makes me stand on a stool infront of the class and read out loud my grades on everything I did
>F
>F
>D
>F
>F
>F
>>27544465
Define *older guy*
>>27547909
Can I see it, my friend?
>>27548252
Jesus fuck. That's brutal. I'm sorry to hear that famalam.
>>27547909
>>27548522
Yes we would like to see your fucked up penis for errr science!
And also to make us feel good about our double peckers.
>>27547515
Jeez... please tell me you live on your own now? Or at least away from your family?
>>27548553
Something similar happened to me.
>Be me
>Messing around on the computer in IT class
>Sub teacher is a re known asshole
>Screams at me
>Tells me to stand infront of the class
>Infront of 50 students
>Makes me stare at screw on the wall
>Everyone is laughing at me
>Everyone bullies me about it for months.
>>27542423
I almost called a girl at work a nigger once.
She wasn't even black.
>>27542316
Then, where did you learn the dildo word in the first place?
>>27548620
My mom talked to her friend about it once I think.
>>27541811
>awkward nerdy kid
>try to be less of an awkward nerdy kid by being more outgoing
>go to classmate's bar/bat mitzvah, forget which kid
>dance party with a DJ
>want to say something cool and be a cool guy
>ask DJ if I can say something
>the only thing I can think of is "muy caliente"
>waddle off back to the buffet to try and hide my embarassment
>later again try to be a cool guy
>for some reason there's just this empty food cart on the middle of the floor
>stand on top of it and start getting down
>people are loving it, they go crazy
>bunch of idiots/assholes from my class start spinning the cart around
>tell them to stop
>they don't
>end up falling off
>still have literally no clue as to why they did that
>still hate them more than anyone else just for doing that
>>27548583
Oh man I'm sorry. I also had a similar experience with my 8th grade algebra teacher who constantly demeaned people in her class and I think at one point insulted me indirectly.
When I was 14, I had a major bladder infection which damaged my bladder pretty badly. Left me partially incontinent and even today, I still wet the bed most nights. For about three months, I had to wear diapers 24/7. This sounds bad, right? Oh no, it gets worse. See, I never told them about my infection until it was way too late and damaged occurred. Let me green text the rest...
> if I were wet enough that required a change, I'd have to go to my brother cuz he was in charge of taking care of that shit
> he'd give me a diaper check
> lead me to the basement where I had to change while he watched to make sure I was putting the diaper on correctly(had to wear cloth diapers and they could be pretty hard to pin on)
>>27548673
Highschool was hell for me man. It's probably the reason why I'm so fucked up.
>>27548655
the worst part is that they didn't even apologize
So I have to assume that they were only being dicks
I fell down hard and almost busted my head open
>>27548567
I'm stuck here for now but I'm secretly engaged to a femboy trap 200mi away. Fucker puts up with so much of my whiny bullshit i don't know how he does it. Gotta be careful not to end up dead though with these fuckers. Especially after like last month when i went to visit and they nearly disowned me because I spun out on the freeway and didn't immediately drive home empty handed like they wanted me to and I went over to his house behind their backs because they said no more sleepovers and shit here ever again.
>driving on thursday night because that is the best available time with most visiting days possible despite the shit weather
>take the risk and make the drive to the halfway point to pick him up from his dad cuz he can't drive
>less than 20mi away from the meet point I spin out on the freeway because some lunatic cut me off on the icy freeway roads got in my lane all of a sudden at like 75mph way too close to my front end
>call AAA and got my car towed out
>it drove fine
>tell my parents what happened
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, WE WARNED YOU SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DISOBEY US YOU'RE A FUCKING USELESS IDIOT
>COME HOME RIGHT NOW
>try to bargain with them
>NO FRIENDS OVER ANYMORE
>tell them i cant drive in this weather and we're getting a motel from his dad anyway, will drive home asap in the morning
>they're ok with this
>get to sleep with my qtbf (yes his dad is quite cool with me) and got to suck his dick when his dad went to shower in the morning
>debate whether to go home or not
>decide to go with them because I ain't gonna see him again for a while
>parents dont know a thing until 2pm when dad called
>tell him actually staying the weekend with qtbf
cont
>>27548655
Correct response is to jump off, timing it so you kick the biggest one in the face, using the momentum from the spinning cart to inflict critical damage, possibly resulting in decapitation and maximal coolness.
>>27541811
How do you forget to wear underwear? You sure you weren't just trying to be kinky and got caught?
>>27542386
You should sue for workplace discrimination. You obviously have autism or at least tourettes
>>27544833
>>27544806
Your fault for being a faggot
>>27547626
Not when it's a transparent double-bluff, which is almost always.
>>27548674
Why the hell would your brother do that kek? Did he also powder you?
>>27543813
that black dude was right, your brother is a good brother.
>>27544098
You can help me by getting the fuck off my board with your normie-tier memes.
You fucking Chink.
>>27548739
>told him i had a nervous breakdown trying to drive back and that his dad offered me a ride (a lie)
>dad flips the FUCK out at me on the phone
>YOU ARE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY DOING THIS SHIT
>I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS
>I DID MY VERY BEST TO RAISE YOU, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
>HIS DAD AIN'T DOING THIS SHIT FOR YOU HE'S DOING IT FOR YOU FRIEND
>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CHOOSE THIS PATH OF LIFE
>I ALREADY LOST A SON AND I FEEL THAT VERY SAME PAIN
>THEY AREN'T DOING THIS FOR YOU
>WE GIVE YOU FREE HOUSING UNCONDITIONALLY
>IF YOU ARE NOT BACK BY MIDNIGHT, THEN YOU CAN FIND YOUR STUFF IN THE GARAGE BECAUSE THAT'S THE PATH YOU'VE CHOSEN
The dumbest thing is? He isn't freaking out because he thinks I'm gay. He freaked out because he thought I was ABANDONING HIM FOR MY BOYFRIEND'S FAMILY. He thought I was going to be taken from them! Oh but he never thought that shit when my brother nearly blew the house up 4 times in a single week leaving the stove gas unlit
>my boyfriend is fuckin furious and walks to his parents empty bedroom and starts cursing with angry tears
>his mom and I go to comfort him and tell him its alright
>my qtbf's dad comes home at 5:30 and he drives us back to the meet point
>I give my bf one last bearhug and a kiss before we depart
>I drive back home with my fuckin tire unbalanced as fuck shaking the whole ride there for 80 miles
>get home at 11
>parents are still up
>they behave like none of this happened at all
The good thing is that his dad has offered me a place in their home but I'm going to save up this summer first so I can have a safety net of money. Then I'm gone.
>>27541811
>poo in the shower
>forget to put it in the toilet
>mother finds it
I wish I was lying.
>>27543208
Holy shit anonoroni don't cut yourself on that edge
>>27548979
Why didn't you waffle stomp it?
>>27549027
Forgot. I wasn't in a good mental place at the time.
>>27548960
Sounds like your dad has borderline personality disorder. You should kill him.
>mum finds pissjugs
>>27543790
>you should see a psychiatrist because i inferred things from this picture after seeing it out of context
Sure thing dad.
>>27548252
When and where was this? You could probably have sued if it was in the last 10 years or so, imagine how people would react to "Teacher publically shames child for low grades". If it happened now, the internet would explode and the teacher would most likely be fired.
>>27543790
what image anon? I am curious as to what disturbed your parents
>14 or 15
>class is in the library
>boys and girls were sitting at different tables, I can't remember why
>i'm by myself at the end of the table
>one popular kid asks to see my i-pod
>I ask why, he just says he needs it
>naive, figured he'd just look at my music or something
>they were actually looking at my browser history
>they saw all the really weird pornographic things I was looking at
>really weird stuff
>they tell everyone and the whole school found out
I literally tried to skip town, but my mom called the cops on me when she found out I'd left, then she put me in therapy
>>27549150
I actually pity him because he had it damn rough as a kid. His fuckin dad walked out on his family and divorced so he could hustle pool and fornicate with lots of women like a total Chad and he had a rough enough childhood to develop BPD at all. Lost a child when the kid was a bit over one because of liver failure. I was conceived by accident but they saw it as a second chance i guess.
>>27548960
You sound mentally ill. And not just in the sense that you're a deluded faggot who loves dick.
>>27548893
> Why the hell would your brother do that
Because my parents told him to and he thought he was being helpful. He's like one of those helpful Chads that was always involved in Community Service shit in HS, except in my brother's case he never did any of that.
> Did he also powder you?
A couple times, yes.
>>27549331
Did therapy help you at all?
>>27541811
>be me
>1st grade
>music class
>valentines day
>get handed those little heart candies that are like chalk
>get told we have to say what they say to the person next to us
>mfw grill next to me
>mfw I get I Luv U
>get all flustered
>can't fucking do it
>get picked on by teacher for it
>mfw dread sets in
have never been able to tell a grill that since
>tfw this cost me getting layed several times
>>27549361
Did he spank your bottom red for being a naughty boy?
How man GBP did he accumulate?
>>27549382
No, there wasn't anything wrong with me, really. Just curiosity, weird fetishes, and agonizing embarrassment
It's difficult to look at my family now, though
>>27549361
That's very adorable.and sexy af
>>27549359
If you call conduct disorder a mental illness, so be it. I'm so glad his shit dont make me guilty. Like he gave a shit when my brother beat me and kicked me in the ribs and stomach. I'm not defending myself hard enough! Oh but when my brother cornered me in the kitchen about to beat the fuck out of me because i made fun of his vidya obsessed ass freaking out when the power went out so i pulled a knife on him and told him to stay back or I will cut you. I had to see a therapist for that because defending myself against a bigger enemy was so wrong of me because i did it in the wrong way!!
>>27542020
Its not gay its a brojob.
>>27542921
Yeah, what the fuck? I got made fun of for having no pubes at 13.
>>27549349
BPDs are pitiable because it is usually related to early trauma and their behaviour is centred around fear of abandonment, but shit man, you gotta get out of that situation.
I was also an accident, my mum had several miscarriages, a fallopian tube damaged by some "mystery" illness (I guess chlamydia or something but didn't ask, she just said it was "scarred") and then an ectopic pregnancy in the other tube meaning it had to be removed, so she thought she was infertile. My older sister was conceived in vitro.
>>27549326
He's talking about that spongebob picture he posted senpai.
How many times have you guys been pantsed?
>tfw been pantsed so many times in school it gave me a nudity complex later on in life where I'm uncomfortable even taking my shirt off in front of others.
I wasn't even insulted about my dick either, but eugh.
Yet they'd always be like "IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO. JUST BANTER."
>>27543790
Alright I'm fucking new what's a JAV
>>27549552
never
i'm a big guy so no one ever tried that shit with me
although in 6th grade 3 fags tried throwing me into a garbage can
>>27549533
oh I'm retarded
also how could they see that as demonic kek life in that house must be hell
>>27549552
I got pants once, but I wasn't wearing any underwear
>>27549565
Japanese anime velociraptor
>>27549565
It's Japanese pornography my man and is usually pretty tame desu.
Most images they blur out the penises.
>>27549574
You were a big guy for them
>>27549522
I plan to leave as soon as when its convenient and won't trigger a full blown murderous meltdown since he does have a gun now so I gotta tread lightly. Their lives are a fucking trainwreck barely held together to form an image of a functioning family and I'd rather avoid fully unraveling it for their sake and mine. They never told me explicitly that i was an accident but I read between the lines as they said they planned to not have any more kids after my brother died and then i happened like a year later. But yeah I plan to leave when possible because rent is too fucking high in this area and the jobs are all 10 an hour temp jobs.
>>27549574
>big guy
uuuu
>wet the bed until 12 years old
>dad continuously tells family and friends hoping the embarrassment will miraculously make me stop
Parents are the fucking worst.
>>27549574
>i'm a big guy
for you, maybe.
>>27549552
Twice. First when I was 8, by my cousins who were 12 and 16. They pinned me down and proceeded to mock the size of my prepubescent penis. The second time I was 14 and no-one saw (pantser was behind me) but once a friendo lifted me up and another saw up my gym shorts and said I had hairless balls (not quite correct), but that didn't bother me.
I'm kinda exhibitionist now. Most of my friends have seen my dick & balls.
>>27549619
Interedasting. Sounds like genetic predispostion runs in your family (grandfather, father and brother all show cluster B traits).
My parents are relatively high-functioning but dad is pretty distant, mum is emotionally unstable and explosive anger runs in her side of the family. Idk what exactly is wrong with me but believe my depression is secondary to a PD or something.
>>27549664
>Interedasting. Sounds like genetic predispostion runs in your family (grandfather, father and brother all show cluster B traits).
Paranoid schizophrenia, BPD, ASPD, anxiety, bipolar, schizoaffective disorder, schizotypal PD, and depression, all seem to run on both sides and my mom was raised by a severely BPD schizotypal mom and an overworked factory dad. I've probably got ASPD but what can ya do. I'm lucky there i guess.
>My parents are relatively high-functioning but dad is pretty distant, mum is emotionally unstable and explosive anger runs in her side of the family. Idk what exactly is wrong with me but believe my depression is secondary to a PD or something.
it's kind of the opposite with my parents. My mom is somewhat distant and stern and my dad is hypersensitive and paranoid as fuuuuuck about abandonment.
>Be me as a kiddo, probably around 11-12 years old
>Mom has this friend who lives in some ghetto ass condo and she occasionally drags me with her when she goes to visit said friend.
>While I'm there I meet up with some of the kids around my age who live there
>Cute girl lives there, a year older than me ironically.
>We start "dating", only ever got as far as hug and hand holding though
>One day as I'm getting into the car to leave and I hear her pipe up from behind me "Will anon come back tomorrow?"
>Mom chuckles and says "Well, sure!"
>Girl fucking squeals and hugs me from behind.
>Super fucking embarrassed
>Mom is telling all of my family about my little "girlfriend" and they all start laughing and I just sit there red faced as fuck.
>I just fucking stop talking to her
>I can't handle the mild humility so I just stop talking to this girl all together.
>One day, and I remember this very well, I am sitting in the back of a pickup truck with a few of the kids in the condo parking lot
>I look over and see the girl and her grandmother walking along the sidewalk.
>She sees me and starts crying. Grandmother scowls at me and ushers her quickly inside.
>I felt so fucking bad.
She was found dead in a ditch a few years back, was all over the local news. Not really embarrassing it's just something that's plaguing my high rn and I needed to get it off my chest.
>>27549399
> Did he spank your bottom red for being a naughty boy?
Nope. My family would be pissed as fuck if my brother ever spanked me. What I was going through was already humiliating enough.
>>27549418
Do you still live with your family or have any regular contact with them?
>>27549430
It is quite adorable. As a 14 year old, I looked like I was barely above the age of 10. When I was in my thick diapers, I looked like a big toddler. DESU, I still do to an extent.
>>27549440
Did your family ever threaten to send you to a Troubled Teen Institution?
>>27549829
>Did your family ever threaten to send you to a Troubled Teen Institution?
I think they threatened Jamaica once. Usually they'd rather i'd be sent off to be with the Lord at church and shit like that talk with the pastor who is actually pretty cool and would cover my ass.
>>27544465
That's what you get for being a degenerate. You can't expect to do deviant stuff without someone doing something worse to you.
>Went swimming at community center
>blind without my glasses
>walked into the showers after swimming
>there is an naked old man in the showers, nothinng too unusual
>walk past old man to get to free showers
>weird old man notices me
>suddenly starts hitting me and shoving me
>what the fuck
>old man lets out a bloodcurdling old woman scream
>brain suddenly clicks
>mfw I went into the female showers
>mfw I "peeped" on a fugly old woman
never went back there
>>27541888
Homoeroticism in locker rooms in general is bizarre. Even the non-chad normies get all erotic and shit with some of the teasing/bullying they do.
Majority of my embarrassing shit comes from locker rooms. What is up with the behaviours there?
>wet the bed every night until I was 16
>used to wear a diaper
>be in 4th grade
>playing with friends (tag)
>one of them pants me by accident revealing my diaper
>made fun of until like 10th grade
>>27549829
Also, those facilities are of my nightmares. Just a place to tell kids their lives are all lies and that everything is good in the world except for them because they're just little shits out to do sex and shit like that against the lord. They just had a pamphlet for the jamaica camp tranquility cove i think? back when that place was still around. It took just one threat of it. and it kept me "good" for a bit. I had a tendency in school to pick on people who were about my size even in kindergarten i loved to twist their arms and make them scream it was fun and i could let out my own misery onto some other poor bastard. I didn't believe in tormenting those smaller/younger than me because that would remind me of my brother. I was getting into so many fights in middle school and i stabbed a kid with a key to the elevator to the lunch room because he broke my foot in a three on one and i found his ass.
I cant really remember anything that embarrassing (or at least not contained in a single moment), but I remembered something from high school which I feel bad about:
>living in concrete jungle eastern europe
>probably grade 10 or 11
>one of the kids in my class is a gypsy, but he's actually one of the OK ones, its so rare for gypsies to actually have a high school education that he is the only one in the entire school
>anyway one morning we have gym practice and are waiting for class to start, talking in groups
>dont remember why but I jokingly punched him in the stomach, not a real punch but forceful enough
>he actually reacts as if I punched him hard and I begin to laugh, then he kicks me in the balls when I turn my back to the others
>he doesnt actually hit my balls, more like my ass so it doesnt really hurt
>find out later that the guy was actually FUCKING STABBED the previous night, some assholes stabbed him with a knife while he was trying to protect his girlfriend
>I guess he went to get stitches the same night and just didnt tell anyone, not even his parents, to avoid any drama
>I apologized but I still felt like shit
>>27549916
Tranquility Bay, yeah. You know, since researching about TTIs, I now want to enroll in one to just fuck some shit up. Unfortunately, I'm a 19 year old boy who still wears braces, wets the bed, and looks like a 13 year old. I'd get my ass beaten.
My brother went to a Wilderness Camp voluntarily at the age of 18 and I think he got PTSD from the experience. Will never talk about his time there. If you're wondering why he went, it was because he was tricked by his therapist that it would be a great experience for him. My parents were never hot on the idea, but they did think it would help him learn to be more independent and deal with his anger issues. I really want to fucking beat the shit out of his bitch therapist.
>>27549910
Why were you wearing a diaper outside of bedtime? Did you have daytime accidents too?
>>27550015
You can't do shit at those places. They got 6'5 chads cowering in fear of the guards and shit man. They're hard ass motherfuckers and they'll fuck you up the mormon fucking bastards they are.
Wilderness camps will fuck you up, trust me on that. I'm glad my parents only sent me to some week long christian wilderness church thing it was alright imo I had fun there and got to shoot guns but they could've easily lied and took me to some fucking shit mormon run WWASPS concentration camp.
So why is nudity so embarrassing to some?
Is it embarrassing to you guys? Or do you not care now?
>>27550061
Yeah, my brother was fucking scammed into attending his Camp. I have no idea why he liked that therapist he was seeing so much. I went to her for one session because my brother spoke highly of her and I needed to talk to someone about issues I was dealing with. She tried to convince me that my attraction for other boys was the source of my problems. I truly believe she was trying to get me sent to some TTI in Utah so I could get "straightened out", but of course she didn't say that directly. Would never have happened anyways. My parents aren't religious, though ironically I subscribe to Liberation Theology/Christian Far-Leftism.
There is this Reddit user named rjm2013 that was sent to a TTI for being gay. I know I would have gone through everything he went through if I had gone to one.
I regret not telling my brother about my experience with his therapist, but I was already scared out of my mind.
>>27550170
Those gay conversion camps are fucked up with their gay as fuck homo shit going on boys getting all up in eachother and so close to making out because of their stupid lessons and hten they do electric shocks to the balls. I probably woudl've been sent to one if i ended up gay on their watch.
>>27550243
Yeah, fucked up shit. Anyways, I highly recommend you check out rjm2013's AMA on Reddit. If you want to read something that will make you cry, that will accomplish that. Disgusting how our country lets these facilities operate.
>>27550272
Not as disgusting as going on plebbit. Get ree the fuck off my board.
>>27550272
His AMA isn't up anymore. Fucker deleted that shit. I read way too much about these facilities.
>Walk the same way home every day from school
>Cut through small alley way that's only a few steps as a shortcut, since my street is the next street over.
>One day there's a kid there just taking a shit
>Taking a shit, like a dog, in the alleyway
>We look eye to eye
>He freezes, not moving
>Shit still dropping out his ass
>I don't move, I just look away
>He runs off
>Every day I have to walk by that shit
Other stuff, I used to get made fun of for wearing briefs a bit later than everyone else. It gave me confidence issues. Like I wouldn't accept sleepovers because I slept in PJs and I was afraid I'd get made fun of in case everyone else slept in boxers. So, never had a sleepover.
>>27550100
Well, for me, I'm extremely insecure about my body
>>27550288
Oh shit, are you me? I spend a lot of time reading about these facilities too haha. I'm actually writing a political story and one of the major settings is a TTI.
>>27550380
Damn right I done did read that shit. Made holocaust camp shit a lot less sad because now we do that shit to kids.
>>27550426
>Made holocaust camp shit a lot less sad because now we do that shit to kids
Do what shit to kids?
>>27550469
Do a bit of reading on Tranquility Bay and you'll see very quickly.
>>27550426
These camps are also in Canada too. North America has some very shitty child's rights laws. There have been cases where kids have gone in debt because they had to pay back the outrageous tuition the TTIs demanded. Fucking bullshit, and the government will do nothing to help.
>>27550469
http://tales-from-the-black-school.blogspot.com/
Take a look at some of the stories featured on this site.
>>27550487
>>27550501
But the holocaust never happened, so I am left to assume these camps are also lies.
>>27550170
>Liberation Theology
Taking that cross back? Good on ya, son.
>>27543790
>this is your brain. this is your brain on religion
>>27550170
>Liberation Theology
>combing the two most cancerous things: Christianity and Marxism -- which aren't even compatible with each other -- to form one big ideological shit heap
Latin Americans can't do anything right.
>>27550590
Jesus was literally a Communist lmao
>>27549910
haha thats so gay man
I can only imagine some autistic fatfuck running around in a diaper and it's making me hysterical
>>27542386
I laughed pretty hard, not gonna lie.
>>27550603
Jesus said that being rich was sinful and that rich people should give away their possesions. Jesus said nothing about putting in place a proletariat dictatorship and forcibly appropriating property from the rich. He explicity said that his kingdom was not of this world and to respect the political authority of the romans. This was in contrast to those Jews who expected the Messiah to lead a revolt against the romans. Jesus was shown to get physically violent at the money lenders at the temple but he never made a proclimation arguing for the elimination of money lenders as a class. Unlike communists he beleived it was good to be poor and suffer if you were a christian. Whereas communists are aiming to eliminate poverty.
>>27549331
How weird are we talking here?
>>27550701
While I am a Christian and a Capitalist, the story of the workers who start at different hours but get paid the same wage can be seen as similar to Communist ideas.
>>27549331
>giving Chad your IPod for any reason
Holy Shite. You should've known better.
>>27542386
fake and gay dipshit
>>27542386
So epic. XD. Can't wait to see this up on r/4chan.
