Ask a dude with a belly gf anything
How cool do you have to be to get a belly gf? Is she pretty? Are you pretty? Does she weigh more than you?
Any tips for how to get one?
>>27541790
is she a virgin?
original fucking comment
>>27541790
Do you use it as a pillow?
>>27541833
I took her virginity : )
>>27541828
Is she cool with you touching her belly or is she really self conscious about it?
>>27541828
I guess at least interesting enough, i met her here
She is really pretty, i was quite surprised the first time i saw her, you know, meeting here and all
im average i guess, i always though i looked bad, but having someone constantly tell you you look good raises your confidence
yeah she weighs more than me, but im a twig
no real tips, just get lucky
>>27541873
yes
>>27541897
She's very self conscious about it even though I tell her everyday that its cute and I love it
>>27541963
Does she have a double chin?
>>27542030
Only slightly
Original comment plz
post a picture desuwa
>>27542096
So how big is this "belly"? what are her stats? Height and weight?
>>27542142
Also does she have big sexy thighs?
best gfs
>>27541790
BIG FAT CAT TATS
>>27541790
When did you realize you weren't able to do better?
>>27542127
sorry, dont want guys jerking off to her
>>27542142
dont know exactly, its not to small, and not to big if that helps
>>27542195
Fucking yes, they're amazing
>>27542269
Original Cat Tats
>>27541919
Lucky. Mine hated having her belly touched.
>tfw you just want a belly gf
>tfw they said it would be easy
>tfw all of them are super stuck up and snobby on OCK.
>tfw
>>27542313
you just gotta keep trying to get some of those sweet belly touches
I recommend blowing into it like a babies belly, its fun
>>27542351
>OCK
there is your problem
>>27542288
Your making me miss my ex that was a little bit thick
>>27542388
>my ex
what happened anon?
why would you let the best type of girl slip away?
>>27542351
Welcome to the world of dating in 2016, where even chubsters, plain janes, and butterfaces feel entitled to Chads.
>>27542381
I'm in a really small town and there are no girls here. Just really old people/single moms. Its shitsvill.
>>27542411
It just didn't work out. Neither of us knew what we really wanted. I was only 17 and she was 15. It was nice while it lasted but wasn't ment to be.
>>27541790
do you put it in her butt?
>>27542451
just dont use dating websites
they are all shit
>>27542471
Yes I sure do : ^ )
Fucked her butt and came buckets almost instantly
>GF is qt 3.14, 5'6" and 120 lbs.
>Move in together
>Starts gaining weight
>Cries about how I'm not initiating sex anymore
>Soon she's over 200 lbs
>We start a diet and exercise plan together
>Catch her eating a whole package of oreos when came home from work early one day
>I gave her a lethal dose of morphine
>>27542521
also, i wanted to watch her poop out the jizz but she wouldn't let me
Why is it that so many skellies seem to like overweight girls?
Is it something about the contrast you guys like?
>>27542600
idk, it was just a natural attraction for me, so maybe its like that on a subconscious level, but i can also say i didn't just like her because of her belly, she is also fun and interesting
and not a rostie slut
so its alot of factors
>>27542600
psychology probably has something to say about this
Post pictures faggot original
>>27542600
I'm not skelly, I'm relatively fit. 185 lbs 6'0" something like 10-15% body fat.
I like them because they aren't afraid to be themselves basically. A skelly girl will order a salad and eat half of it because she doesn't want to get fat. A thick girl will order the tacos and eat as many tacos as she fuckin wants to and that's hot to me.
I'm NOT into obese girls though. There is a line that shouldn't be crossed.
>>27542706
im not letting you jack off to my gf, get your own queer
>>27542600
Softness, cuddly, warm. Last one is nice because I get cold easy.
As for myself I am also into amazons so the mass difference is a turn on.
>>27542722
The problem is that they never keep that perfect amount of padding for long. They either starve themselves until they're thin or balloon into hambeasts.
>>27542269
>>27542295
Best girl. There needs to be more porn of her.
>>27541790
bigger girls = worse farts?
>>27544192
>worse farts?
if by worse, you mean better, than yes
I fucking beg her to fart on my face
>>27544192
That really depends on what you eat, not your weight.
A diet with a lot of meat is usually what makes farts smell worse. Although women do actually have worse smelling farts than men because there's more sulphur.
>>27544804
>Although women do actually have worse smelling farts than men because there's more sulphur.
Why is that? I've never understood this. But it's true
>>27545071
I'm not sure myself. I've never found anything that explained why that is exactly.
I thought perhaps men fart more often than women, which causes it to become more concentrated, but everyone apparently farts about the same amount every day.
>>27541790
I'm asking you to get off /r9k/ you normie cunt
>>27541790
I bet her fat isn't in the bit as attractive as in that anime picture of yours. I bet her face resembles that of bulldog's, instead of cute slim one as in your pic.
>>27545621
Well you wrong about that
she's hot as fuck
and i get to squeeze her belly all day
>>27544348
What savagery have you witnessed?
>>27546004
im trying to ease her into farting while i spread her asshole
its not even my fetish, i just want to do it
farts usually make me sick, but i want hers for some reason
>>27546226
>farts usually make me sick, but i want hers for some reason
True love, son.
>>27542600
Simple caveman psychology: normfag and normfag= perfect body heat. Belly and belly = too much body heat. Skellie and skellie= not enough body heat. Yada Yada Yada something about mother and birth something something
>meet anon irl
>he dont care that im a fatasfatass
>been together for nearly a year now.
pretty good
>>27543042
>There needs to be more porn of her.
Best one
>>27541790
Is there a chance to get a belly gf if you will be a belly bf or a (young) women interested in shredded Chad Thundercock no matter what?
>>27547793
Met an anon myself working with him online, but I was fat as you possibly could be and was in the middle of losing the weight.
Dude doesn't seem to understand what happens to a person when they're massive and lose weight despite him having a thing for bigger girls.
There is no happiness at the end of this tunnel for me and I'm not looking forward to explaining how destroyed my body is. A good face and what looked like would have been a nice body is squandered. Feels bad, man. Don't let yourself get too huge and then decide you want to be healthy.
>>27541790
Why is her head so tiny?
>>27542600
I dont agree with any of the other answers.
I believe its because both are seen as sub-average as so they are on the same attractive level.
