>ITT: all of r9k goes to watch a movie
inb4 one of you edgelords burns the place down
>Arriving early and sitting alone in the back, hoping to God nobody sits next to you.
Nobody goes to the movies anymore.
Is this 2010?
I'm grabbing an aisle seat, about 80-90 percent towards the back
Put down both armrests and put my two cans of coke that were in my hoody pocket in
Wonder how the fuck I got myself into this going out in public mess again, and wait for the movie to start
>>27541441
No mate, it's 2016!
Do me a favor and pass the popcorn, will ya? I made sure not to eat today to make room for this extra large bucket!
So what are we even watching?
>inb4 muh Zootopia
>manage to get past the no singles policy with my mom
>still have to use the cinema showers
>>27541505
>no singles policy
Is that a legit thing? They can actually refuse to let you in because you're alone?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27541291
Oh sorry manlet! Didn't realise I was sitting in front of you bro. Must be hard to see the movie like that hahaha. Why don't you just go have a seat up the front buddy!
>>27541529
Yeah, you can be given a ticket by law enforcement if you even try
>>27541291
>shoot up the theatre with daddy's gun
>>27541483
We're all rewatching Star Wars "The Progressivism Awakens."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v7N8985AXI
>>27541578
What if the only people there, minus the employees, were us robots?
>>27541609
Doesn't matter to him.
He just wants to quench his bloodlust by any means necessary.
>>27541529
Yeah the majority of theaters have them.
After Aurora, the normies lost their shit and banned something as they usually do.
Stand up as snarky teen friends chuckle and shush each other "START THE FUCKING MOVIE" i yess as all my friends laugh and adults roll their eyes. Then they realize i stole their friends hoodie and am pretending to have friends and the police ask me what i did with the kid.
Be careful sir, the popcorn is hot!
>>27542378
so is this meme
Usually you can't hear the movie over the clanging of anvils but you eventually get used to it. It's falconing thats the tough part.
I'm scared guys, the heat and sweat some of you guys give off isn't nice
>>27542378
Did you include the butter?
Let's all watch Taxi Driver
>at the cinema
>its time for the mid movie dance recital
>been dreading this all day because I didn't practice at all
>after the croise devant we were supposed to entrechat quatre towards corner 3
>I went corner 2 instead
>afterwards the cutest girl in the room told me I have no ballon
>the Chad she was with performs a grand jete and drags her away to fuck her
>everyone saw
>they two little kids behind me threw pieces of their beef wellington at the back of my head for the rest of the movie
>was too beta to tell them to stop
just fucking kill me
>>27542538
No anon we're watching Star Wars whether you like it or not.
>tfw you bait all the robots with free food and a movie and then you lock them in the theatre and kill them all with gas
>>27542578
Really? Good thing I got this ticket for free.
>>27542617
you're only doing a favor
>>27542617
Jesus dude when did we become Jews.
At least have the decency to shoot us dead.
>sitting in middle aisle end seat
>a fucking child sits next to me
>AS WELL as normie loud family
End my life.
>>27542882
We all know that feel family's
Normie here, just stopping by for a matinee with the bae lmfaooo truuu bae
>>27542882
>go to movies with mummy and daddy
>super excited to see Star Wars
>get sat next to a fat, smelly robot
Anyone else showing up drunk as fuck?
People don't really want to go see movies with me anymore.
>>27543971
>tfw hiding liquor in my pantleg to drink during the film
Who else here /devilish/?
