>If you're gonna stare, the least you can do is rub suntan lotion on me
What do you ACTUALLY do?
>>27541066
Tell her I was actually staring in disgust and leave. I take the lotion with me as well.
>>27541066
Sorry miss I'm just a latino boy with a small penis. I don't have a BBC able to penetrate that ass.
Call the Coast Guard and report the beached whale.
>>27541066
Putting on that lotion
I aint missing a free opportunity
>>27541066
Yup
>ORIGINALLY POSTED
>Hey mate, could you help me get this suntan lotion on?
What do?
>>27541066
who is this testicle tamer
>>27541166
id fuckin help my m8 our
I'd make some light-hearted comment and then rub lotion on her, joking about and having a laff. Then if things went right I'd take her home and fuck that fat pussy and blow my load balls deep in her, and I might even see her again.
>>27541166
Can I shave him before? I'm abi-slut.
>>27541221
No but if you're lucky you'll shave him after
>>27541066
"I was just looking at the boat behind, it's a nice ship, so if you can leave that would be nice. I think that your whales friends are already in water"
>>27541240
Ok.
Hope he likes light kissing and lip bitting.
But after the lotion he has to go home with me for some waxing.
>>27541184
Some ugly Australian bitch
>>27541084
>>27541105
>>27541261
You wouldn't actually say this though
I want to bury my face into the nooks and crannies of her cellulite.
>>27541066
madam, you shouldn't expose your skin to the sunlight actually.Those moles indicate that you present a high risk of developing skin-cancer. we should go to your hotel room where I'll examine you with my dick
She's overweight but at least her body shape is OK
>>27541201
> Then if things went right I'd take her home
shes asking you to rub lotion on her, how much more "right" do things need to go?
>>27541475
>he actually thinks she's overweight
m8 that's like average in any Western society.
>>27541519
This is r9k, man. They don't know dick about reading women.
A chick could literally walk up to one of these fucks rubbing her clit and he'd be thinking to himself "I better play my cards right"
Rub lotion on her as try to start a conversation, probably by asking about her tattoos.
I doubt it will go anywhere, but it is not nothing so might as well enjoy what I can get.
>>27541528
Even if it is average does not mean it is not over weight.
>>27541323
Nothing a paper bag can't fix
>>27541066
>yeah uh sure
>she detects the pheromones I produce and if they are to her liking so to speak she considers flirting
>she notices my scruffy looks and is cautious so goes for a very reserved flirt
>I sperg out because although I might be a nice guy, i'm not what women are looking for, I'm a total nerd who never goes out
>we awkwardly finish the incident and I go back to whatever I was doing prior to the rubbing
>>27541066
She didn't say
> rub suntan lotion on me but keep your filthy omega hands off my anus, breasts and genitals
>>27541166
Beat a faggot's ass
>>27541066
>things that will never happen to me
>>27541066
Try not to puke.
>>27541066
I put the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
>but I would legit put lotion on her and use it as lube to bang her as well
>>27541127
This anon gets it
Go for it Oporigami origin
