This place belongs to us now, get the hell out of here before I break your neck, fucking nerd. You need to check 3 boxes to enter now
>Squat 2.5 times bodyweight (445lbs)
>bench 1.5 times bodweight (270lbs)
>played a group sport
>only made varsity junior year, so I guess that doesn't count
Well, I have 3. There we go.
Only until they find out I'm failing my uni courses
Too be honest, I don't think some of these items line up with /r9k/'s definition of "Chad." For example, I find that most kids who lose their virginity before age 15 tend to the really stupid ones who get girls pregnant and end up living in mobile homes.
fuck you
>public speaking
>played a sport in HS
>travel around the world "regularly"
piss off now
>>27541036
I've been to over 30 countries over the course of the past 2 years. If that isn't "regularly," I don't know what is.
>>27540884
Do i win r9k?
literally nothing
bloxblox
>>27541129
same here
also my comment isn't original
>>27540884
I am a colossal failure of a human being and apparently a chad now.
>>27541152
> Parents love me, but I constantly make dumb, usually drunk mistakes and they have to bail me out
> Car is nothing special
> Went to a gym once, 10 years ago
> No modeling
> Girls like the way I am aloof and distant and hurting inside. Right up until they get to know me. Then they either hate me or wished they hated me.
> Varsity isn't a thing in my country
> Girls talk to me because I am good looking and disinterested
> Make about $30,000 pa
> Never leadership roles
> Work laying scratchy insulation blankets in hot fucking rooves
> No trust fund
> No sport in school
> Lost my virginity age 15 like >>27540993
said
> Been overseas once
> No one nigh stands these days
> No gym
> 31 women
> Been fired once, but thats about it
> Lost it age 15
> Public speaking is easy because I genuinely do not care if people hate me
> 5'8"
> Just 2 and my dad
> no threesome
> about 200 fb friends
> Only dated loser girls in school
I am a barely employed degenerate drunk in massive debt with a cluster B disorder girlfriend and a domestic violence conviction.
>>27541152
you win senpai.
I played non-varsity soccer for two years in high school. Does that count?
Otherwise nothing.
>>27540884
Have four or maybe five, goddamn. And I'm supposed to be a top normie. Will fulfill the financial ones within a decade though, and might have filled the bitches ones if I were without a gf and given a few more years.
/fit/ here, not a chad, just strong
Are the standards for chad really this high? I know plenty of losers that are "chad".
