>April 1st, 2016
you post this kind of thread every week
>we are 1/4 of the way through 2016
>>27539782
>>27539495
>I am currently 1/4 of the way through my life
:)
>>27539495
TiiiiiIIIIIME, why do you punish me?
>>27539796
I'm beyond that friend.
>>27539782
This is just surreal
>its just a prank brooooo!You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27539807
How old are you?
I'm turning 23 in a few months. I'm not an awful-looking guy, but my hairline is starting to recede and I can see the scalp on the back of my head. I'm using Rogaine now. While I'm not too insecure about my head and what's on top of it, it's weird to look in the mirror and see somebody who clearly isn't a kid any more staring back.
In another 10 years, I'll be the same age as my dad when he had me.
Fuck.
>>27539837
>Talk to dad
>Me, you and my mom are all 25 years apart
>Turning 23 and haven't even had a gf yet.
>>27539837
>>27539866
we're all gonna make it brehs, stay positive
>>27539873
I'm: >>27539837. I have a pretty decent life and am an adventurous guy. I just feel like this is all going by way too fast. Some day soon I'm going to wake up as an 80-year old man, and then, not long after, I'm going to be dead.
I know it sounds cliche and stupid as fuck, but life is way too fleeting.
>time keeps moving forward as you stand forever still
>last month you said you'd turn your life around work seriously to find a job
M-Maybe next month
New years eve was just yesterday wtf
>tfw haven't accomplished anything in 2015 or 2016
Why am I here
>>27539495
>Birthday is on april fools
>tfw it feels like just the other week when people were posting
>November 14, 2015
>you haven't accomplished anything
>I'll turn my life around, tomorrow
>I'll turn my life around, tomorrow
>I'll turn my life around, tomorrow
>I'll turn my life around, tomorrow
>I'll turn my life around, tomorrow
I'm waiting for that tomorrow.
>>27539866
>>Me, you and my mom are all 25 years apart
HOW
>>27540275
Just fucking move your ass you nigger kike
>april 1
>it's a le epick ruse gotcha XD episode
>>27540396
Get the fuck off my board, you fucking nigger kike normie.
>>27540471
But you just made a post complaining about how you want to stop procrastinating
>>27540492
I think you are fullly made of evil
been there talking about turning around life. but nothing
>Not in America
I mean, are you even trying?
>>27541035
>living in the past
are YOU even trying?
>>27539782
It will be July 1st 2016 soon
>>27540361
Do you even math
23 48 73
>>27541114
23 and 73 are 50 years apart.
do you even math?
>>27539907
>implying you'll reach 80
>2030 looms even closer than 2000
>it's a little less than 4 years until 2020
IT'S THE FUCKING FUTURE ROBOTS, WHY YOU CRYING. THINK OF ALL THE COOL SHIT WE'RE GONNA GET. JUST HANG ON A LITTLE LONGER BROS.
>>27541192
>THINK OF ALL THE COOL SHIT WE'RE GONNA GET
>more jobs are going to be shipped off if the TTP is passed
>tfw no money to buy things
>I'm 29.
>My father died at 58.
>I might be halfway through my life already.
Life sucks.
>>27541276
>not having rich parents to mooch off of
Yah fucked up mate
>It's still march where I live
>>27541325
>living in the past
lmfao dude
>>27539495
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THERE'S NO TIME FOR ME TO FIX MY LIFE I'M FUCKED FOREVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK JUST FUCKING KILL ME FUCKING JUST FUCKING END IT ALL FOR FUCKS SAKE
Lmaoing at your self loathing desu dudes
>>27539782
A third, not a quarter, imbecile
>been alive for almost 26 years
>have not had sex
>tfw looking forward to the magical date known as Sept 1st
then its time to get comfy again
