If your tits droop like sad pancakes, why will it matter if you have big tits? saggy tits is the equivalent of Chest-roastie. I've seen fat neckbeards with the equivalent value.
>has to tape her tits up
>>27539084
I have small tits and they still sag like that
gonna kill myself soon
>>27539134
It's better to have small tits and small benis
The breast pussy isn't to be underestimated
>When a girl with big natural tits is getting fucked doggystyle and her tits hang down like two oranges in a pair of stretched-out socks
Do you just sit around all day trying to think of new things to call people? Doesn't that get boring?
>>27539134
get implants
I think the colloquial term is hangers. They look gross if small and deflated, but on some girls they really work. I'm into hucow, petplay, and lactation so a nice hanging pair of udders is ideal. With enough lactation they will fill up, painfully so even. Some women have worked up to 3L/day production and one milking can produce over a pint even in women producing only 1.5L/day.
>he doesn't like sopping tiddies with saucer areola
>tfw i have a pair of big perky perfect titties
Has anyone else gained an appreciation for good fake tits over the years? So long as they aren't too far apart they can be superior to natural saggy hag bags.
>>27539084
>chest-roastie
this board is wonderful
>>27539238
Those look awful. That entire girl looks awful but the breasts are particularly bad.
>>27539134
Post'em desu fampai.
>>27539228
Most girls consider their 34c's "big".
No bitch, even if you're 36F, you're not considered big anymore by anyone but 14 year olds and idiots.
>>27539228
>I am a man with gynecomastia
Mfw,This is the beginning of a new dank meme
>>27539283
Kagney is one of the greats, fuckboi.
>>27539415
they said the same thing in the hispanic lolis thread
any fembots have saggy hangers?
>>27539238
A good set of implants goes a long way. The best are ones that aren't necessarily big, but go under the breast tissue and give it more body. The worst ones are just balloons under a thin layer of skin.
Basically, you should only consider surgery/implants if you have floppy boobs with poor structure. If you have a flat chest, don't bother.
>>27539084
>tfw chest-roastie and roastie-roastie
My life was over before it even began
>>27539084
>thinly veiled chestlet thread
i'm going to save this thread! i'm going to do it guys!
>>27539688
hello m'lady. how about a romantic date with me to soothe your wounded heart?
>>27539761
this is what my favourite picture looks like!
>>27539778
i really like the fact that this picture is a gif!
>>27539788
breasts were made for milking!
>>27539798
she looks very lewd in this position!
>>27539811
this one is so c u t e !!
>>27539838
wow, so lewd! everything is visible in this one!
>>27539851
only a large benis can satisfy such breasticles
>>27539865
i keep forgetting to sage! stupid me!
>>27539872
always remember to sage trash threads! and tell OPs to go back to that site where they have upvotes/downvotes
>>27539207
How the fuck do weirdos like this get sex lives?
>>27539889
i quite like this picture, i think it is very ledwd!
>>27539238
>good fake tits
>posts soccer balls sewn to someone's chest
Are you just pretending to be retarded or genuinely that dumb?
>>27539891
far more fulfilling than yours, beta permavirgin! try not having a small dick next time, tee-hee!
>>27539898
Being this much of a faggot shit poster should not be allowed
>>27539889
>noucome
perfect taste, family
>>27539908
>cow16.jpg
i dont even like this picture that much!
>>27539925
chestlet/fagboi detected
>>27539941
i want a cute hoodie like this! CU TE!
>>27539951
BEST CHESTS ARE FOR MILKING
>>27539962
>cowgirl19.png
the person who drew this picture failed basic anatomy
>>27539974
wewlad i still have so many more to go
>>27540017
i love cows on the beach
>>27540030
i love cows sO M U C H!
>>27540039
I'm still not sure how I feel about girlcow harems. I do not approve!
>>27539134
Is that you louise
>>27540062
who else here /girlcows/?
>>27540078
such a lewd cow! L E W D!
>>27539891
I'm scared to post now because last time we had a cow thread they bullied me. I met mine years ago. She was non virgin, drug user, not very smart, and not very rich. She had 'only' had 4 previous partners at 25 years old. I'm certainly not alfa but too autistic to be beta either. I'm very controlling and shit and she is into kinky bullshit with ropes and spankings. It wasn't hard to sale the idea of lactation. 1 yaz a day, 1 domperidone tid, moving up to 2 or 3 domperidone tid. Upon cessation of yaz the milk comes in.
Anything is possible once you give up on the idea of a gf worth loving. I'm also /fit/. Muscles won't get you a gf but you do act like an asshole more freely which I guess is attractive.
>>27540090
so lewd ! oh my!
>>27540091
>>>/blogspot.com/
>>27540101
>cowgirl34.jpg
not sure how I feel about qtcows tied up
>>27540124
this cow looks fairly content
>>27540135
cows are for loving! not lewd!
>>27539951
Honest question here, do you really want one? I've seen more cowposting here, /d/, and tumblr in recent years. I'm thinking of opening an etsy shop focusing on hucow shit and if I can find a way without getting into legal shit, selling drugs to induce lactation. I can source cute hoodies like that. How much would you pay for one? I can get other kigurumi too, but I want to be super specialized in cowgirls, maybe catgirls if I ever do expand.
>>27540160
IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THIS LAST PICTURE
>>27540091
>have a gf worth loving
>she wants to be my hucow
Maybe it's because I'm not autistic. No, almost certainly.
>>27539194
Fuck off roastie cunt.
Not first
>>27540167
I wouldn't buy kooky drugs and I'd probably just buy a cow kigu off amazon rather than trusting some seamster/ess who might do a shit job
qt cow headbands/tails/other cow stuff would be nice though, i'd bite. the other day i tried looking for cow-print skirts/tops/stockings like pic related, or eeee latex stuff.
most cow stuff is obnoxious over the top. but i like pastel colours.
>>27539084
Not really. Any woman can get surgery to make her tits bigger and/or perkier.
>>27539283
No they look amazing. Unlike your deflated milk bags. GTFO cunt.
>>27540188
Congratulation anon! Take care of her!!
>>27540244
bad posts are reemerging in this thread
wew
>>27540256
gotta speed up the cowposting
thanks for the covertcow thread OPIE
>>27539194
its called bantz.
roasties will never understand
>>27540266
COW IN BOX IS CUTE!!!!!!
>>27540241
I have a flat chest by virtue of being a male.
I mean what's the point of arguing against sagginess? I get that it looks more youthful to be perky but breast implants are cheating.
It's like making fun of "roasties" and posting people explicitly because they had labiaplasty.
>>27540281
wew cows
>>27540295
no one cares about your blogpost about chests you dicklet
>>27540315
poasting in a /cow/thread
>>27540324
cows covered in weird white substance are my fave
>>27540331
i think that is breast milk
>>27539084
How about enough of this, you shits
>tfw no big floppy tits gf
>>27540340
all of these cows are making me feel strangely hot
>>27540357
i feel bad that shes crying
>>27540374
this cow is kind of intimidating
>>27540383
this cow is kind of tough looking
>>27540403
so is this cow
>>27540415
as is this cow
>>27539084
Easily fixable with modern plastic surgery.
Try that with a penis, like seriously women have it on easy mode senpai.
>>27540428
cows cows cows cows
>>27540495
girlcows getting banged
>>27540504
dat bowl is the best
>>27540512
such terrible anatomy
why haven't YOU adopted a girlcow today?
>>27540536
are you some sort of faggit?
>>27540226
I've ordered from China before. Generally we order a sample before ordering a large amount. I wouldn't sell if they were shit.
I have noticed a dearth of qt headbands, ears, and tails. I have a few ideas for the them but I'm having trouble with tails. Real craft quality tails are too expensive. I'm thinking I could do something with a regular cow pelt then use something for the tuft on the end. Attachment could either be my butt plug or garter belt. You never can tell with all the peta types though. Some might consider real cow fur a bad thing, even though they just ate a hamburger for lunch.
I have found cool leggings, and some dresses and such. There's some even with pastel, like yoga pants and sports bra matching set. Clothes would be bought pre-made, but tails, collars and ear/horn headbands I would make.
>>27540546
remember the brush and feed your cow EVERY DAY
>>27540553
thats pretty cute, desu. i think this is a pretty cute outfit desu >>27540495
>>27540574
this is a lot of tit
>>27539084
I'm pretty sure only jealous chestlets push this shit. Anyway, I prefer the left tit. It looks heavier, which means bigger. I couldn't give a shit about perkiness.
>>27540579
ill never be as cute as2d
>>27540594
Woaw she looks so sturprised
>>27540605
where is this ones mouth
Whew lad glad that's not me
C/D's perky as hell even in my 30s
such a qt outfit
>>27540619
hi mom
>>27540649
lactate date
>>27540657
cows in pantyhose oh my
Who here LOVESAGGIES? You can slap them around and it's fun to go REEEEE.
>>27540675
>select all the mountains
>>27540684
sometimes i let my autism get the better of me
>>27540691
>select all the pam trees
SAGGIES GETTING NAGGIES
SAGGIES GETTING NAGGIES
>>27540699
>select all flowesr
>>27540710
this doesn't even make sense, dicklet beta virgin
>>27540721
and now for my favourite cow
>>27539084
shit taste nigga
>>27540735
she is a top tier qtcow
>>27540616
I found the unedited version. So qt I could die.
>>27540743
that is qt! C U T IE!
>>27540755
jej
>>27540765
rippled panty hose is LE WD L E W D LLLLLLEEEEEEWDDDD
>>27540710
ASSAULT SOME ROASTIE ON THE BUS AND PROCEED TO SUCK HER SWEET FILLED PUS
FROM HER SAGGIE TITTIE TREATS
GIVE ME MOUTHFULS, GIVE ME TEATS
>>27540776
that's a wrap for now, gonna go enjoy my evening. hope op enjoys all the pictures ive posted.
Birkenstock
>>27540798
>saggies r gross
>im going to risk jailtime for life to touch one
>>27539134
Timestamp and tits NAOH
>>27540798
>>27540854
SHE PUSHES ME BACK, I SAY REE
I DEMAND TO HAVE MY DELICIOUS TEA
I BITE HER NIPPLE AND GRAB ON TIGHT, SHE PROCEEDS TO PUT UP A BIG BAD FIGHT
KICKING AND SCREAMING SHE SAYS NO MORE!
BUT IN THE END SHES JUST ANOTHER ROASTIE WHORE
I GET MY MILK ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BECAUSE THE MILK HAS DRIED UP FROM MY OWN DAM MOTHER
SO THIS IS THE END OF MY SAGGIE TALE, JUST ANOTHER STORY FROM AN AUTISTIC MALE
huge saggy tits on big fat girls like pic related are the best
>>27541103
Look at that bulging vein.
>>27539084
shut up you small tit bitch
