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What's the comfiest NEET job? I want to live like a hermit
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What's the comfiest NEET job? I want to live like a hermit in an apartment, so I just need enough to make ends meet.
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online survey taker guy
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>>27538728
>neet
>job

pick. one.
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NEET job is a bit of an oxymoron but you could try creating mobile apps and seeing if one of them hits gold. Or you could create a shitty pixel game, you could even use RPGMaker meaning zero coding experience required, To The Moon (a storytelling game made in RPGMaker) actually made a fuckload of money despite the developer having no coding ability whatsoever.
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>>27538869
Undertale was made in gamemaker mostly via drag and drop.

If you look at the source code it's a giant case switch
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>>27538925
Undertale made a metric fuckload of money and it has some of the shittiest pixel art I've seen in any, ANY game ever released, that includes games published over twenty years ago. Granted obviously people play it for the storytelling and characters, I haven't played it myself but it's a prime example of how easy it is to make bank as long as you press the right notes (ie appeal to furry, tumblr, pretentiousness, subverting expectations, etc.)
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>>27538728
>NEET
>working
That's what delusional wageslaves believe

If you dont know how to make easy money off wagecuck and have to actually put effort and sweat into doing favurs to Mr. Chen then you are not really one of us

Now go wagecuck and make me the money or ill tell mr shekelsten that his vagabond employee is off work again
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>>27538869
pretty much this. coding, art, making music, writing, etc. anything you can do from home. find something you like and keep at it.
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>>27538728
>work

even creative jobs require minimal effort, senpai, we're worthless, we don't do that shit, just get your monthly niggerfare and commit diabetic suicide.
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>>27538728
stay-at-home-dad master race signing in. the best and ONLY socially acceptable form of neet.ive broken through the matrix bros
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porn blogger.

Basically you just look at porn all day and repost all the shit you like onto a bunch of tumblrs with adsense code all over them.

Here's a guide on how to get adsense on your tumblr. http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/22559/how-to-add-google-adsense-to-your-tumblr-blog/

Protop: go for the niche fetish shit like giantess, vore, furry, femdom, cuckolding, etc.
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>>27539322
How much money do you make? That sounds amazing. Can you write a quick guide for it?
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>>27538728
Gather enough money together and buy and sell things on ebay.
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>>27539210
>stay-at-home-dad
>socially acceptable

Until your kids are old enough to get themselves onto schoolbus, maybe. Then you're suddenly a deadbeat again.

Pay very close attention to your woman. When she stops being less affectionate, and starts saying disprespectful things about you - even if they are framed as teasing or jokes, make no mistake; She is on course to leaving you if you don't become a provider and start asserting yourself as the dominant partner.

I've seen it happen to too many guys, and despite how easy it is to spot, they never really see it coming until it's far too late. If at all. They always ignore all of the warning signs.
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>>27539344
I've managed a stable $600-800 a month from it, with a total of 8 blogs that get maybe 10-15 updates a day between the lot of them.

I don't know where that puts me in regards to all the other people doing this, but I'd say it's pretty good for sitting on my ass at home.

A word of warning: porn is against adsense's ToS. They haven't noticed me yet but I've no doubt they'll cut me off at some point.
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>>27539429
in ohio dudes like me get half. no probs on that front
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>>27539510
Holy fuck can you write a short guide on how to do that? So I just make ten different tumblrs, post some videos daily on them with adsense linked, and get paid? The amount of money you're getting is insane, that's absolutely brilliant.
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>>27539608
meh he's a sucker, i get 900 neetbux from government doing NOTHING.
get on my level.
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>>27539510
Also, can you post one of your blogs?
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