>You're in school
>Pic related comes up to you and says "Give us one reason not to kill you!"
What say?
I want to help
normies REEEEEEEEE
>>27538051
That nigger over there needs some lynching, don'tcha say?
>>27538051
i have a plan to change the world
i want to live only to see it implemented
>>27538051
I can't think of one. Can you use the shotgun on me pls
>>27538051
I want to help cleanse the world. And to Marlyin Manson of course. It will be like Doom. You Goddamn piece of punk ass shit. ;^)
>>27538051
I'm working on a DOOM WAD hold on.
i have no reason, kill me
>you're gonna shoot the school too?
and then I proceed to transcend to robot history
>>27538051
Can i join with you fellas?
>>27538051
I'll suck your dick and let you double team me and you can still kill me afterwards.
Let me join or blow my fucking brains out
Either way I win
Also where did they get that picture tsken
I would just tell them to do it. It's a win-win situation. They do my suicide for me or they spare me and I can get famous writing a novel about how I looked into the eyes of the nu-metal Doom Korn Trenchcoat Atheist killaz
>>27538098
They WERE normies
I pull out my gun and shoot them both. They just gave me a warning, so fuck it, I'll kill them and fuck their warning. Edgy demented little shits wanna play Killa, then let's play money. Let's fucking play.
>>27538051
I liked your doomwads rebel
>>27538714
lol what?
From all the reports I've heard they were *that kid* throughout their whole life, as in, wears trench coats and fedora-tier clothes, tries as hard as they can to seem edgy and "badass" and bullied and abused the genuine quiet ostracized kids whilst being ostracized themselves.
>>27538051
engage them in a conversation about DOOM wads
I'll suck your cocks if you let me live!
Rustle their jimmies with 2.5D and muh quake>doom
>>27538797
so yeah, they were edgy normies.
>>27538872
What do you mean by "normie" here? Because I'm pretty sure the description I gave is antithesis to what most people would consider normal.
They were definitely closer to robots than normies.
I really doubt if they have a gun to your head you have the chance to out draw them and be able to shoot both.
>>27538143
they didn't like manson.
>>27538051
I look for a reason everyday.
>>27538888
Nice quads.
Not him but probably because they had the initiative to achieve their goals
PEEPEE
POOPOO
CREEEEE
It would just be another meaningless actions in a lifetime of meaningless action.
>>27538051
You're .wad sucked fuckboi
>>27538051
I'm here to join you. Do you have any extra ammo?
dont kill me bros im working on this thing called brutal doom, the football players are down the hall tho
>>27539169
they would shoot that shitskin cocksucker if they had the chance
>Go ahead faggot, make me a hero
>>27539169
>brutal doom
>good
I want codkiddies to leave
>>27538051
>give us one reason
I fugged your're mom and she'll be sad I wont be coming over tonight
>>27538051
there isnt a reason. just do it
>>27538051
Because I am being bullied and I need your help.
>>27539305
Sure we'll help
Help put you out of your misery
*shoots u*
Please kill me, release me from this mortal coil.
>What are you gonna do, shoot me?
I wish this was original.
>>27539305
Best in the thread by far.
>>27538098
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>>27538660
This to be honest, I'd embrace the chance to go out like that so easily
>>27538051
>Scream "MASH POTATO!" and run away.
>>27539071
>this
then ask if I can join them
>>27538130
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>>27538609
>>27538670
>>27538683
>>27538714
>>27538749
>>27538847
>>27539036
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>>27539449
BAM! BAM! BAM! You bitches are all dead.
>>27538051
>The fire rises my brothers
>they expect one of us to be in the wreckage
>>27539538
Good, I want to die
Also, you want to know how I know you're one of the anons who posted "LET ME JOIN YOU"?
Like seriously nigga making this post because your post didn't get 500+ "This!"'s is pathetic
Because letting me live is the greater of the two evils.
>>27539574
that was my first post in this thread, but i definitely would've put down some variation of let me join you
>>27539330
Oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su_vpW3mM5w
>>27538051
"I loved UAC Labs!"
>>27538051
What would they say if I wanted to kill too?
>>27538051
''I was going to shoot up the school as well.I was planning on doing it tomorrow.I even got a military-grade automatic rifle.It would be a shame if you kill me and not let me do a shooting just as people have recovered from the national tragedy you are wreaking.''
