>American comes into the surgery >Steps on the scales >Tell

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2016-03-31 21:00:00 Post No. 27537499
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:00:00 Post No. 27537499 [Report]

>American comes into the surgery
>Steps on the scales
>Tell him "you're 140 kilograms"
>Says "What's that in Imperial?"
>Tell him "308 pounds"
>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
>Tell him less than his home doctor would charge for a bandage.
>Work out a diet plan for him
>He wants me to give him the KitKat on my desk
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:03:15 Post No.27537547
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:03:15 Post No.27537547 [Report]

>>27537499
Like
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Upboated

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:11:23 Post No.27537692
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:11:23 Post No.27537692 [Report]

>>27537499
lmao. pizza sounds good about now

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:13:04 Post No.27537715
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:13:04 Post No.27537715 [Report]

>>27537499
>>Tell him "308 pounds"
>>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
mega damage hit to my sides.

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:13:46 Post No.27537729
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:13:46 Post No.27537729 [Report]

That is a good one.

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:23:37 Post No.27537902
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:23:37 Post No.27537902 [Report]

>>27537499
>Says "What's that in Dollars?"
These keep getting better every day. Thanks for the laughs.

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:26:19 Post No.27537950
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>"What's that in Dollars?"

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:48:57 Post No.27538388
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>>27537499
>>Tell him "you're 140 kilograms"
>>Says "What's that in Imperial?"
>>Tell him "308 pounds"
>>Says "What's that in Dollars?"

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Mr Skelly (ID: !!zd58zs+mYyl) 2016-03-31 23:07:27 Post No.27539758
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Mr Skelly (ID: !!zd58zs+mYyl) 2016-03-31 23:07:27 Post No.27539758 [Report]

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>What's that in doIIars?

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:09:31 Post No.27539791
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:09:31 Post No.27539791 [Report]

>>27537499
It started out as a forced meme. How could it finally be this hilarious?

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:09:37 Post No.27539794
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$442.55

>mfw unoriginal

OP is a pasta.

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:10:18 Post No.27539805
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:10:18 Post No.27539805 [Report]

>>27537715
>>27537902
>>27537950
>>27538388
>>27539758
HAHA YOU READ THE OP!