>I think my hamster is sick, anon
>Do you think you could take a look at him...f-for me?
Take it to the vet you dumb bitch
you are too old and too ugly to try to be cute
this board would consider me normie/chad but my first urge is to bite it's head off
>>27535944
No thanks, grandma
>>27536029
b..but anon, I can't help it if my body matured fast
>>27535944
it looks like you should tell someone who cares
>>27536067
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BLACK LINE IN HER PANTIES!?!
Heh...the sick...
*pulls out katana*
Are too weak...
*vanishes behind it and cuts it in half*
To live...
I am Jesus. I can heal your hamster. But only after you let me purify your heathen pussy with my holy seed.
>>27536056
>>27536029
big meanies ITT
girl in OP's pic is legit adorable
>>27535944
yeah hold on, lemme get a good grip on him first
>>27535944
sure
>take him
>slam him on the floor
>stump him with my feet about 10 times to make sure he's dead
>here we go , he's no longer sick :)
>>27536108
She looks 30+ years old, she's way past the "adorable" age
>why would you think I know anything about hamsters?
>Take it to the vet or look it up online.
>I would help if I could but I know nothing about this kind of thing
>>27536124
What am l looking at here?
>>27535944
i'd cum on your fucking hamster after im done raping your ass
>>27536084
She has a landing strip.
What are you, 12?
>>27535944
>throw it against the wall
>I, will be your hamster now.
Who are you
Do not make any sudden movements
>call police
>>27536143
faggot
t. original
>>27536084
it's "her" dick you dumbass... haven't you seen a tranny before?
Yeah, sure *takes hamster, puts it in a bag and smashes it against a wall*
>>27536084
It's her pubic hair you dunce.
>>27535944
heh, okay
>squish
>>27535944
*farts* sorry stacie its gonna die and when it dies im sure you will be le depressed:( but thats ok! my meds will have you feeling better in no time! just give me your money and it will all be better
>>27538556
/pol/ is fucking AMAZING.
I've never seen a topic where /pol/ couldn't inject itself.
>>27535944
sure, lets take him to my room for a while, bring his home
>>27538590
what a dick rider.lol
>>27538590
The Jews control everything. /pol/ is doing impotent work. Did I say impotent? I meant important.
>>27535944
>whatever looks fine you going to suck my dick again or why the fuck are you in my room sis
>>27538672
I'm not dick riding. I hate /pol/ more than I hate any other board on this shitty site. But they are unquestionably good at what they do.
Put it in your panties and let it crawl around ;)
>>27535944
Rabbit? If it is you, please come back to kik.
>give it a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27535944
i wanna fuck that hamster
>>27540170
still not funny
>>27535944
Take it to the vet, you idiot woman. What the hell could I do? I never went to medschool.
Dumb slut
>>27535944
>What do I look like, a veterinarian?
>>27535944
4u?
commento originalo
>grabs Hamster
He's really cold, he's likely dying from exposure. OK listen closely to what you're about to do;
>get plenty of lube
>coat hamster in lube
>take off your panties
>get in a prone position
>spread your cheeks
>insert a cardboard tube up your butt
>slide hamster up the tube till he gets nice and deep in your rectal cavity
now you'll feel a tingly wriggly sensation back there but that's normal. Your little furry friend will get nice and warm in no time.
Don't worry I'll be around to remove it for you. Then you'll keep my naked mole rat warm next ;)
