>Therapist asked if I've had suicidal thoughts recently
>Say no
>I actually have
>anxiety on list of symptoms
>don't circle it
>actually should've circled it
>Professor says to study hard because the test is worth 40% of our grade
>Procrastinate until only hours remain
I'm already a demon.
>>27534720
>parents ask how I am
>say "good, and you?"
>am not good
>don't care how they are
>>27534732
>pre-surgery questionnaire
>list no medications
>nurse asks me later if I take any
>say yes
>>27534720
how do normies get through the day without one elaborate allahu ackbar fantasy?
>cashier asks for 19.99
>hand her a 20
fucking demonic
>tell doctor I'll treat my condidence-sapping acne and depression more diligently by application of medicine
>neglect to do this
If you report this YOU'll be next
>>27534790
>>pre-surgery questionnaire
>>list no medications
>>nurse asks me later if I take any
>>say yes
fukin hell my sides anon
>barber asks how my weekend was
>"pretty good"
>it was actually the worst three days of my entire life
>>27534790
>>say "good, and you?"
>>am not good
>>don't care how they are
I love you anon. I laughed out loud for a good minute.
>buy some groceries
>hand her a large note
>do you have a coin? (i could have gotten 2 notes back and no change)
>no
>she has to give me a whole bunch of small notes and coins
>i actually had tons of coins because i always do this
>do you want the receipt?
>no
>I actually wanted the receipt
That gullible whore has no idea im actually blowing her the fuck out.
i love these threads theyre always so /cute/ :3
>>27534933
Kek, I laughed at that too
If you say yes will they force you to go to a psych ward?
>>27535044
Yes, they will also give you anti depressants but only in the form of suppositories.They will also do a full medical exam including a rectal one to see how your prostate is doing and check your testosterone levels because thats a biological trigger for depression.
>purchasing mozzarella sticks for myfriend
>wait outside for 45 minutes
>he asks if i want some
>say no
>mfw i actually did
if i really wanted to be devilish i would've purchased them with my own money :^)
>Riding bike to store
>3 bullies from school stop me
>They make me get off the bike
>Bully #1 has a ballbat
>Bully #2 has some chalk
>Bully #2 draws a square with chalk on the sidewalk for me to stand in
>He says, "Don't dare step out of that square"
>Bully #1 and #3 start beating the shit out of my bike with baseball bats
>When they get done, the spokes are all busted out and the reflector lights knocked off
>Handle bars are bent back
>They give me bike back
I still laugh my ass off thinking back to that. I jumped out of that square 3 times and they never seen me.
Suicide feels comforting. It feels nice to know that I won't have to suffer the lack of anything good in my life for much longer. I just hope I can stop being a coward sooner than later.
>>27535044
Not even close, I think I could brandish a gun. Not that it does much of anything.
After you cry wolf x amount of times.. guess there's a difference between wanting to commit and I AM going to commit, I have a feeling I would have to act a complete fool to get them to take me seriously again
>attempt to speak to someone in crowded room
>they ask "what?"
>say "nothing"
>it was actually something
