>>27533734
Someone should record themselves singing this.

>>27533933
>Implying i didn't already

heh, stay mad

great but

>NORMIES TRYNA ME FOR MY CUM CRUSTED WAIFU FOAM

has too many sylabuls disrupts the flow.
get rid of "cum". "Crusted" already suggests theirs cum.

really good if this aint copypastra

>>27533985
post vocaroo or something robot homie

Gimme a beat
I'm a neet
You can't compete, you meet defeat
Got your bitch all on my D
I told her just show me yo feet
Oh my god, I be swaggin', I be posted with the heat
And if a Chad run his fuckin' mouth, he gon' be RIP

Posted with the tendies
Rockin all this Fendi
Got it with my neet bucks
I cash out, I be spending
These normies got me bent, G
Got a couple cases pending
So my lawyer gon' defend me

Stacy on my dick cause I'm an anime expert
She love my Akari pillow for the texture, Dexter
Edgier than Elliot Rodger manifesto excerpts
Spittin hot fire like I ate a bowl of peppers

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>GOT STACKS OF GOOD BOY POINTS SITTIN' ON MY DESK
SHOULD I SAVE EM OR SPLURGE ON SOMETHING GROTESQUE?
MUMMY WANTS TO GET MY BURGER KING FOR LUNCH
FUCK OFF BITCH, I NEED THAT CHICKEN TENDIE CRUNCH
This was impressive. Well done.

>>27533734
10/10

illest tendie rhyme

https://incelcrew.bandcamp.com/album/the-red-pill-mixtape

This is a rap album by incels.

When I die,fuck it, I wanna go to hell,
Cause I'm a kv neet, it ain't hard to fuckin tell

It don't make since going to heaven with the normalfags, fuck that shit, I like piss jugs and cum rags.

God will probably have me on some real strict shit, no sleeping all day, no getting my tendie fix

Hanging with Chad and Stacie, lounging in paradise, fuck that shit, I wanna shitpost and pick fights

All my life I've been consider as the worse, flinging poo at my mom, even stealing from her purse.

Time after time if she don't give me tendie portions, I know my mother wish she had a fuckin abortion

She don't even love me like she did when I was younger, suckin on her chest just to stop my fuckin hunger.

I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes, forgive me for my disrespect forgive me for my lies

I wanna just slit my wrist and end this bullshit, put a magnum to my head threaten to pull shit

And squeeze until the beds completely red, I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless sperggy beta head.

The stress is building up, I can't, i can't believe, an hero is on my mind, I wanna leave

I swear to god it feels like death is fuckin calling me, but you wouldn't understand, talk to me please.

Should I die on the train tracks, like rainbow in beat street, people at the funeral fronting like they miss me

My oneitis might kiss me, but she glad I'm gone, she knew me and my waifu had something going on.

I'm sick of stacies laughing, I'm sick of chad hawking, matter fact I'm sick of talking

Blam.

Armed and dangerous, butthurt wagies can't bang with us
Tendies covered with ketchup, label us NEETorious
KV so I ain't had a chance to bust, sex is strange to us
Y'all roasties be toastin, shitposting
We just sitting here having a tug, looking smug
Stacy I don't give a fug
NEETbux I get for free, steadily counting GBP
Nigga you should too, if you knew, all the tendies they'd get you
Been on 4chan since 92, look at all the bullshit ivr been through
So called beef with you know who
Tried to bang a fembot or two
Nigga, red flag, nigga, stay away
Learned my lesson that day
Nigga like Cho, pull my gat and aim
MGTOW I'm out of the game
Get your trip, post your shit
Find your memes, call your clique
All these boards I got to like one
All these whores I tried to fuck one
Too bad your roastie isn't a tight one
What you gonna do, shitpost or run

You can tell I was running out of ideas near the end lel