What do I say on Tinder?
I made a Chad profile and literally every single girl is a match. I got something like 80 matches today and then stopped playing. I think 9/10 girls was a match.
What the fuck do I say?
The account is fake so I will never see them or anything. I want to make them feel bad. Really, truly bad. At their core.
Patronize them. Throw in a few insults while you compliment them. Talk about the massive amounts of girls you've fucked and say they don't even compare. Have them open up to you then make fun of them for it.
>>27533356
Yeah but like, what do I specifically say to start? They all look the same to me. One of them has a really big nose though.
Shit now they're messaging me "hey". What do I say back?
I will say pretty much anything at all you guys tell me to.
>>27533402
say this
>hey, how's it going?
>your pic reminds me of this 10/10 I fucked last week.
Something like that
What are your profile pictures like? Shirtless? I'm a former robot current cyborg and I've been at the gym for 3 months now, I just need to know what to do when I'm actually buff. Pretty good facial aesthetics and tall
>>27533566
I just used this
POST PICS OF THE MESSAGES WHEN YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH PLEASE!
I'VE HAD A BAD DAY ONLY PICS OF THIS WILL HELP ME ANON
>>27533566
another delusional robot who's gonna get crushed on tinder
>>27533592
Nice pretty Chad bro. Have fun catfishing the roasties deserve it
Most or all of your matches are as fake as you, just to let you know.
>>27533634
I just used the pics from an article about someone who did this online. Like how do they not recognize it.
stop marketing your shitty online dating scamsites every day on my /r9k/
you should try investigating our board culture before assuming we are desperate enough to fall for your bait.
gb2/soc/ where you belong, viral marketer.
Say whatever you want, it doesn't matter as long as you're chad
>>27533671
What? I'm a bored college student. c-calm down
>>27533516
Original commentosuanitksnsh
Such an impotent attack
>>27533702
Dont send the hey hoes it going. Just the second part. For next time
>>27533702
>10/10
>not something like 3/10 to make the roastie feel shitty
She really is an uggo judging by that pic.
What now???
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>>27533702
>kellie
>orange
>looks 40we all know who this cunt is
>>27533812
What did I fucking tell you? You made her feel good about herself by saying 10/10 you fucking tard.
>>27533812
say you look like a milf
girls dont like looking old
Not sure, OP, but Zyzz did this kind of stuff.
Perhaps you could find inspiration in his pics.
I'm looking at thumbnails so hopefully I'm posting the right images.
>>27533516
Kek
If i was a chad i would totally say that
Bitches be desperate for that shit
>>27533851
zyzz #2
>>27533864
zyzz #3
>>27533872
zyzz #4
>>27533284
Why would you want to make them feel bad? You're the shitty person, not them.
>>27533883
zyzz #5?
I have a fake chad account and i see how far i can get them to go sexually. My favorite are getting them to admit they would be completely submissive to me basically a slave and getting them to agree to be gangbanged by me and a group of my friends. It is surprisingly easy.
>>27533284
Don't start with hey or hello
Be creative(or google it)
>>27533900
zyzz #6??
>>27533901
fucking whores.
kill all stacies
>>27533915
zyzz #7
i think this is the last one i have
>>27533915
dump all the zyzz, i'm liking. and if there's any more messing with slut pics you have, gr8 dump 'em
>>27533812
The fact that women can respond positively to these messages triggers me beyond belief.
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>>27533915
He's still a beta on the inside
>>27533949
>>27533955
actually this is the last one that shows messages
hope you enjoyed.
>>27533901
yeah, roasties are fucking pathetic. I thought I was doing something wrong when i tried talking to them. but really all they want is chad, no connection. there's nothing to connect to. I learned this after reverse searching my interests and didnt find a single match. well, two 60yo dudes. maybe I should learn to love the dick.
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>>27533956
Why? Are you an sjw?
Here is another kne kdkdkdkd
What I say now?
Original comment4944
>>27534004
Damn this one actually has a kid though. Like what the fuck. Told her she looks like a milf.
Will be asking if the father is black.
>>27533284
>The account is fake so I will never see them or anything. I want to make them feel bad. Really, truly bad. At their core.
Why? Don't you have anything better to do with your life than to go on Tinder and catfish girls to make them feel insecure?
inb4 beta orbiting moralfag
>>27534005
Thought it over and concluded that I'm not offended by this. The kind of women that I'm interested in wouldn't be fooled by a fake chad profile.
>>27534150
because they deserve it desu
She has a kid though. Hoping to get nudes at least.
What do I say now??? I want a pic.
>>27533956
You need to remember that /r9k/ and /pol/ are the only places where promiscuity is a negative thing.
>>27534158
Ah. You're into cartoon women
>>27534150
he wanted to hookup with chicks he could be friends with. this is really what a guy wants. this is just a man crying on the inside because of the feels these women generate for him. the rejection when he's trying to engage them as a person, then the acceptance of him by these utter sluts when he acts like a complete tool. nay not just acceptance, the utter desire. because women constantly talk about how this model isnt really what a woman looks like or how they shouldnt be judged by their looks or how they cant find a nice guy. but really, they're just these utterly disgusting meat tubes willing to salivate over a catfish.
>>27534280
Forgot to attach this one here..
>>27534292
If you look good your life really is on easymode. Fuck this gay Earth.
>>27534292
What do I say to this?
First response tells me what to say.
>>27534327
Whys that bad exactly?
>>27534327
IDK anon. I mean, do you think she is happy?
>>27534347
Because I don't >:(
>>27534330
She's not interested dude.
She probably has busted you for being a virgin
>>27534330
>>27534292
Am I on the wrong board?
Should I be on /b/ for this?
Someone tell me what to say please. Come on.
>>27534354
life on easy mode is having friends. it just turns out that shallow people just want to be your friend if you're beautiful. because people like to be around nice things. they prefer to be around pretty things rather than poopoo. so its just harder to make friends if you are poopoo. take a look at kripke and hawking. hawking had friends who built him a fancy chair so he wouldnt just be a retard in a home. kripke faked all his research and talks like a fag and his shits all retarded but he's still a chair of mathematics.
>>27534292
you fucked up with "titties" you sound like a 13yo. dont focus on a womans body part. and dont use three year old language. just say you'd like to cover her in chocolate and eat it off her.
>>27533956
THIS THIS THIS So much
I feel like if it was me saying that she would unmatch me or tell me to "fuck off"
>>27533872
this one was fucking savage kek
>>27534408
ok goign with the chocolate thing.
I'm just shooting off random shit to them at this point. There's literally an unlimited supply it feels like.
I'm saying shit like "Hey I'm married that don't bother you right tho?"
and "Where'd you buy those tits at though?"
Promise them everything, and never deliver.
>>27533356
This is a stupid idea because it's a well known tactic that autists use. Everyone knows about it, even the normiest of normies. So they would pick up on it quickly and you'd end up looking more pathetic. Also there's no Stacy chicks online looking to hook up just because they simply don't need to look.
>>27533632
>that
>a chad
Thats a failed normo. Get your shit straight.
Inb4 OP is being catfished
>>27534449
MOLTEN HOT CHOCOLATE YOU PATHETIC WHORE
I want your face to reflect your inner beauty.
just go with typical vanilla kink shit. women arnt really kinky, unless they're fucked in the head beyond belief, they just want to feel like it. like, they wont even want to ride your face 99% of the time. too body shy. dont want to be looked at. just ask them if they're good at tying knots, cuz I want you to tie me up ;)
use shitty teenage texting language they love it. misspell shit. and use emoticons. bitches fucking love emoticons >_<
>>27534568
I'm talking to like 20 or so of them at once now. I can say literally whatever the fuck I want and it's like they only hear what you want. Holy shit...
>>27534577
have i mentioned that I'm up to my fifth psychiatrist because they've all been too normie and can't even begin to deal with me so they just tell me I have problems but they're not comfortable seeing me. anyone else having this problem?
Fuck it I'm just arguing with whroes about Donald Trump now. Fucking Bernie supporters the whole bunch of them.
you still here OP? Tell them you'll give them a nickel if they tickle your pickle.
I'm literally just arguing about Trump v. bernie at this point. And about whether some girl's tits are real.
>>27535255
dude just send them pics of your dick. Going straight /pol/ won't get you any nudes
autistic virgin retards>OP
no wonder no girls want to date you
>>27535924
I'm actually married though. Honestly. That's how bored I am right now.
OP post the picture you used for your profile.
Just made a tinder with a picture of a chad with a dog.
used all my like and got 3 matches within the first 2-3 minutes.
Going to wreck these roasties. Save up some conversations and make them feel awful about themselves
>>27533592
Literally just copied this word for word:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165905221
>>27533915
Zyzz is a god. He lived a good if short life and was total brah to everyone who aspired to be like him
>>27536245
my hatred for women grows by the day
it's only a matter of time till i join elliot in valhalla
>>27536060
I'm married too. I'm just bored as he'll at work
>>27538096
I'm collecting overtime op don't abandon me ;_;
tinder.com/@lovepuppers
Did I do good?
>>27533898
You retarded bruh?
Am I supposed to be surprised that women that use a casual sex dating app are sluts? Go to a traditional church, faggot.
