If you dont have pidgeon chest deformity, you cannot be a robot.
I am a shitskin though. Id trade with you any time
>>27533112
Can I stay if I have the opposite? It's called pectus excavatum
I have. It's more mild than the OP pic, but also more uneven, since one side sticks out and the other sticks in.
I do push ups every day and it can barely be noticed anymore. Instead, I have a huge chest. Still feels bad that if I ever stop exercising I'll have a horrible, deformed chest, but it could be worse.
>>27533498
i also have this
>>27533639
>>27533498
Having this is the fucking worst. At least the fucking pigeons have a chest.
I fear people finding out about it, and I break into a panic when people comment on my lack of a chest through my shirt.
Apparently it levels out if you work on your chest muscles so I might work on that.
>>27533711
>Apparently it levels out if you work on your chest muscles so I might work on that
it doesn't
>>27533737
Great. Well I was never going to get a girl and have to explain it to her and apologise for having a deformity anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.
>>27533808
>tfw man perky man boobs
She was ok with it (I think)
Some woman are willing to accommodate your faults. Just need to find the broken girls.
i have mild pectus carinatum. its actually not that bad now that i have put on a little muscle. just makes it look like i automatically have a nice chest even if i never actually work out. plus when i take off my shirt you would never notice anything is off unless i told you or you have it yourself and you were looking for it.
why is this deformity such a common thing? I had to wear a brace to push mine back in. My mother laughed and called it a pigeon tit while asking if I wanted to buy a training bra
>>27533639
I have that too.
>mfw normies think they can be robots without pectus escavatum
>>27533639
I got it on the left side, i managed to fool the one person who saw it by telling them i was in a nasty bike crash.
>>27534010
I bet if we hugged we would make one complete person
>>27534061
Aww.
It sucks because it compresses my stomach and I get full easily. I'm holocaust mode because of it.