>buy earpods
>earpods break after 1 week because fuck me, bad luck is my brother.
>go back to the store to change them
>shop assistant tells me to let her see where the problem comes from
>she orders me to play some music
>hoshit.jpg, I don't have any normie song and 4g isnt working
>start panicking and scroll very fast so the girl can't see my songs.
>missclick and anime opening starts playing
>the girl cringes.
>huuuh well anon... Let's change them
>she unplugs the earpods
> anime opening resounds in the store
> customers look at me while i'm running out of the store
At this point i'm done with life. I wish that a nuclear war happens
That sucks OP, had a similar experience with an edgy rap song.
>>27533081
Was it Cruel angel's thesis?
you know what to do OPjust kys
>>27533081
I felt the panic you felt in that situation just through reading it.
I'm sorry for your loss
>>27533081
This is why I keep normie sogs at hand you dumb fuck
And then you retards call us plebs for listening to some normie mainstream garbage, rekt.
>>27533081
>start panicking and scroll very fast so the girl can't see my songs.
My fucking sides.
Also I had a similar experience
>Listening to OST on the bus
>It's my stop
>I stow my phone in my pocket
>When I stand up my headphone's cable get stuck in the chair and unplug it
>My phone falls on the floor while the music is still playing
>Everyone shut up and look at me and cringe laugh
>I miss my stop
>Have to wait 5 more minute with everyone watching me before being able to leave
I have seen hell and it was worse than what we expect
>>27533334
Kiseijuu opening
>>27533081
>shop assistant tells me to let her see where the problem comes from
>she orders me to play some music
what the fuck man
>>27533656
They won't change shit unless you prove that your shit doesn't work.
>>27533651
that's quality electronicore I thought normies liked that
>In highschool computer class
>was a newgrounds animator back then and made a lot of animations at school becasue its better then school work and takes alot of time
>currently animating a scene where a black dude with an afro pulls a gun and shoots a white guy with the words NIGGA PLEASE spamming and flying around the screen
>near the end of class and almost done, play a test run to show my friends
>teacher says "what do we have here"
>teacher pulls my screen up on he projector
>entire class and himself watch a black dude lifitng a gat
>I know that after he shoots the white boy the words NIGGA PLEASE explode everywhere
>o fuck press cancel, get a warning (are you sure you want to cancel) press OK, (do you want to save a backup) etc no time.to stop it.
>reach back and hit he power switch on the back of my computer, screen goes black
>teacher: uhh okaaay
>friends are laughing too hard to sit in their chairs
Dodged a bullet
>>27533651
oshit rip OP. I would have fucking bashed my head in right there.
>unironically listening to anime songs
>>27533651
OP that's a decent song. Feel no shame about this. Fuck the normie stacy bitch.
>>27533674
most places will just exchange or refund if you have a receipt or honor a warranty
>>27533705
>Doing shit ironically
>>27533694
That was close and original
>>27533081
Reminds me of a cringe story.
>be 16 in school
>always bullied by classmates
>they somehow get my phone
>look at the type of music i have
>anime ost everywhere.jpg
>i dropped out after that day and became a NEET
>>27533631
Doesn't your music automatically pause when the earphones unplug?
>>27533862
You can't let them getting away with this.
Kill them
Kill them
>>27533909
if only
oc
>>27533081
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hopefully this will be a wake-up call for you that there is more to life than anime and waifus
>>27533909
Not all phones
>>27533651
>Kiseijuu opening
I got really sweaty and nervous for you anon
god rest your soul
>>27533081
I have several.
>10th grade
>in band
>really fucking horny
>see this crazy freshman chick
>her tits are like a cup but her ass is pornstar level
>being an assman, my dick has already taken control of my body
>whip out phone
>try to take a creepshot
>line up the perfect in focus shot
>thumb hovering over the capture button, see drum major looking directly at my phone
>start fumbling with it on purpose and muttering shit like "dammit, how do i fix this camera" to make it seem like i was trying to fix something
>he looks at me with the most evident look of disgust i have seen in my life
>tells no one but every time his eyes meet mine for the rest of the year he looks sickened
If I remember the rest, I'll post them
>>27533631
what was the song ?
and what the fuck with my comment not being original
>>27533081
>>27533862
>>27534025
only choice
>>27533631
WHAT was THE SONG
I want to share cringyness with you anon!
>>27534121
>>27534173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APIKVLw1tT0
>>27533651
this is a good song OP, you're the only one exaggerating this.You just had to be smooth, or simply not give a fuck.You made the situation 100 times worse by panicking and scrolling very fast and by running out from the fucking store.
>>27533909
Older phones don't do this
>>27534006
>>27533961
>>27534273
Use shuttle music player. It worked for me.
>>27534215
I can feel the panic
Something similar happened to me
>7th Grade
>listening to music
>a future stacey come
>"what are you listening to ?"
>she take one ear plug and listen
>10 seconds pass
>she looks at me in disgust and go away
The song isn't even cringey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jaOwPSef8
>"Ew, anon, I understand why you're a sad looking depressed fuck !"
>>27534372
This is why I never give my ear plugs to normies.Any song that is a little bit more different than what they listen to ,it's automatically ''shit''
>>27534435
More recently, some months ago, I tried to make a normie listen to a classic song, I though he wasn't that much of a normie. He then listened, took a stupid pose and mocked me.
They still wonder why I hate them all.
>>27534372
Never share anything robot, that's a basic mistake.
Your song is comfy by the way
>>27534526
I just want some people to share my passions with but everyone around me is a normie
>>27534564
Sounds like everyone is an idiot except you.
>>27534584
I never said idiot, only normie. The guy who listened to my music is actually the best of my school, getting really high grades, but then again he's a normie.
>>27533263
>That sucks OP, had a similar experience with an edgy rap song.
Me too sort of
I brought my iPod in for an kind old man I know in hospital so he could listen to some stuff
I loaded it with his choice of music but some of mine was still on there
>Dizzee Rascal - Suk My Dik.mp3
>>27534372
that song sounds beautiful
fuck that stacey
>>27534372
damn, that's really nice song. And I'm even not belong to this board. That girl was just distasteful
>>27534654
You have a heart of gold. Don't let /r9k/ take it from you
In my senior year of high school, there was this one kid who would always try to embarrass me like that. He'd look at my phone and yell out the names of the artists and all that, and I never cared. It was annoying, sure, but to be so ashamed that you have to make up details about how everyone cringed and shamed you for it is silly. Normalfags will be normalfags.
Use a mp3 player without a speaker.
>>27533651
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Great taste OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJBgVxpFrE
>>27533081
No one cares you fucking autist
>Be like 14
>Ridiculously horny
>Decide I need something extra depraved that day
>Go to Gelbooru and search for horse/dog bestiality
>Scroll around for a while
>After a while dad asks me what I'm doing
>He'd been there almost the whole time
Every time I think about this I want to be fucking dead.
>in university seminar
>some people are having group presentation
>everyone is quietly listening
>have my script for my presentation on phone, phone on desk in front of me
>decide to turn on flight mode so my phone won't vibrate if something happens and disturb the people holding their presentation
>same menu that has flight mode toggle also controls music player
>turn on flight mode with index finger but index finger brushes against play button
>time seems to slow down as the phone starts playing a random song at very loud volume
>it was the gayest weeb song on my phone from a band I haven't listened to in years
>JUST
it was this high-pitched song https://youtu.be/eJ9y7yzZTI8?t=18s
>>27536201
Oh wait, even worse... it was this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q71AXqlvAk
>>27536175
what the fuck
Ca you still look at him in the eyes?
>>27534025
Time to an hero. Totz oriconal
>>27536236
>the pictures aren't even ironic
this is so gay
>>27534215
its a cool song and if normies laughed at you for this they were probably dumb af and just wanted anything to laugh at as normies always do
>juss have good sence of humour bro xD
>don't be a killjoy
screw them
>>27536298
I told you mate, felt like dying when it played. The worst part is that the phone stopped responding when I press pause, why do they always fucking do that? At least it "only" played for seven seconds before I managed to turn it off.
>>27536267
Yeah but things get super fucking awkward whenever dogs/horses are brought up around me
>have animu op ost ed songs as ringtone
>fucking listen to it in the open nobody says shit
Are you guys surrounded by people who watch animu and hate it?
>>27536504
You haven't suffered enough yet to be able to read the disgust which comes right from their mind when they look at you
>>27536106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJTGZvxILwo
>>27533694
>what do we have here
Fucking asshole teacher
>>27533081
That's what you get for using cheap earpods. If you cant afford hifi life just end yourself poorfag.
>with my dog, just left pet shop
>have a shopping bag with some treats in it
>bag rips and they all fall out
>go down to the ground and start picking them up
>phone falls out of pocket and headphone cables unplug
>anime.ost playing at full volume
>door of supermarket im in front of opens
>little girl comes out squeaking a toy, dog goes apeshit
>squirms out of his collar, runs up to her
>quickly grab him and pull him back
>he jumps up at me and rips a hole in the front of my jeans
>im not wearing my boxers
>little girls parents appear, see a man with his dick out holding back a dog while anime music is blaring
>put dogs collar back on and sprint home, leave phone and shopping
can i expect to be on the sex offenders register soon?
>>27537205
>implying
you have a great imagination anon, I give you that
>>27537277
>tfw literally [/literally] not making it up
i could not fucking believe my eyes when the girl had a squeaky toy, it was like i was in a bad dream
>>27537205
I pictured the whole story in my head
>>27533081
Shop worker here
There's no need to be embarrassed, we're used to that type of stuff, and we serve enough customers in a day to forget about you by the end of it, unless you do something extremely strange or out of the ordinary, such as running out of the store.
>be me
>make successful post on a chan
>200 replies
>ohfuck.webm
>someone derails thread
>let out audible REEEEEEEEEE
>mom comes to my room
>"are you ok honey?"
>"SOMEONE DERAILED MY THREAD!!!!"
>"That's great, you're interacting with friends."
>she leaves
>hear crying upstairs
>I'm 37
No shame
>>27537331
holy shit anon , if you're actually not joking then I genuinely have no words.Also, even if you get on the sex offenders registers, if you explain(hopefully there was a camera there as well ) they will leave you alone.
>>27534273
Bitch, even my Nokia 6630 did that.
>in compsci class
>girl needs a flashdrive
>lend her mine
>tell her to bring it to my dorm when she's done
>knocks on my door
>open it up and take my flash drive back
>she looks like she's seen a ghost and quickly turns and walks away
>realize that my giant K-ON! poster and anime figures were in plain view from the door
>>27533081
Not much cringe but whatever.
>be with a bunch of guys, 1 guy and 2 girls
>"hop into the car anon, we'll drop you home"
>they tell me to put some music
>ivegotthis.jpg
>https://youtu.be/04WlogC2qbk
>they stay quiet for like 5 seconds
>"Anon's got quite the hardcore taste haha"
I just switched to Sting and got the girls singing until we arrived.
>>27533081
>brother brings friends home, we're about the same age
>after a while I come back to find they've been using my iPod Nano
>"Hey anon, why do you have Pokemon and Zelda on your iPod? haha"
>pic related
>take the iPod from his hands
>walk away without saying anything
>>27533081
>5th grade
>had really bad gas, must have been something i ate
>silent but deadly
>in class
>dude next to me starts complaining out loud about the bad gas smell
>everyone blames him because he seems like he's clearing himeslf with complaining
>they figure who smelt it dealt it
>i act cool and as indifferent to the smell as i can
>never had gas problems again
>no one from class ever found out
Feels good man
>>27534215
I don't see the problem with this song at all, and I'm a 2DPG, apex normie kind of guy.
It's actually pretty good!
>have femdom fetish
>check out a bunch of books from university library on psychoanalysis of femdom
>check out some 19th century stories by famous femdom-y ladies
>forgot to renew 10~ books
>put me over the fine limit
>have to go in today and ask them to renew manually so i can pay the fine
>cute girl at desk
>has to manually bring up each book and click Renew, Yes, Override, Yes
>for every single one
>stood there for like 3.5 minutes just watching her click click click through "COMING TO POWER: MALE MASOCHISM AT THE FIN DE SIECLE"
>>27539532
>who smelt it dealt it
I don't get this. Who has ever audibly complained about their own farts as deflection?
>>27539581
>2DPG
Go McFucking kill yourself
goddamn normie making up dumbfuck terms
i'll rape your mother, faggot
I always pick Rainbow in the Dark by Dio when I'm testing shit.
I just really love some Dio.
>>27539670
>Go McFucking kill yourself
>goddamn normie making up dumbfuck terms
>i'll rape your mother, faggot
Eat shit you degenerate faggot
>>27539648
it's an old retard joke that has been used way past it's prime
>>27539645
Any you'd recommend?
>>27539676
Also this is my ringtone, I have it accidentally go off infront of people at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-lLbHbG-A
Most people would get embarrassed. I just give people in front of me a blank stare if it goes off infront of them.
Then I put the phone on silent when I get the chance.
>>27539755Rachilde is OK
On the psychoanalysis front: nothing has diminished my faith in psychoanalysis as a critical method as much as reading psychoanalytic treatments of my own fetish by people who don't have it.
It's easy enough to think modernity is some Freudian dingdong carnival when it's vague and diffuse, but when people are directly analysing your personal boners and attributing all this nonsense to them, it's a harder sell.
>>27539648
Actually it's quite common that the person who farted will complain, because it's supposed to pin the blame on someone else.
>>27539397
B A N G E R
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>>27533081
>>she unplugs the earpods
>> anime opening resounds in the store
What kind of phone in 2016 doesn't stop the song when the earphones are unplugged?
>>27533081
lol what a failed fucking normie. stop being ashamed for liking stuff that other people don't
>>27539645
That's not that bad. You should have used it as an ice breaker
>>27539919
Or play it off as a joke.
Pretty much any woman will drop her guard and not judge you if you play the fool.
>>27539397
You know what you should've done Anon
When I was fourteen years old, I knew an 18 year old girl who was kind of autistic and very religious who I picked up had kind of a crush on me because I was the only boy in our homeschool group that showed her attention. (inb4 normie gtfo ree etc). Now a couple weeks afterwards I was in a shitty mood and started writing in a notebook, short letters to people I despised. Looking back on most of them, it was nothing terrible, just me swearing a shit ton and having angst. But the passage I wrote about that girl...when my parents found the notes crumpled in my backpack they sat me down to talk about them because I said some things about her, some of them sexual, and I cried so hard that day that I flinch when I think about it fifteen years later.
>>27533081
>earpods
HAHAAHAHaHaAHAHahHAAHHA
Earpods? what the fuck?
>>27539676
>Dio
My nigga
originalioto
>listening to anime soundtracks
ohshitniggayoujustwentfullplebrealfuckingdisgusting.jpg
>>27539397
its not like they know what thats from
no big deal
>two weeks ago
>been talking to this girl in English class for a while
>walking back to my car, talking
>said she parked on the other side of town
>offer her a ride
>she accepts
>forget that my cd player is turned up
>turn on car
>A Michael Ross confession about strangling women starts blaring through the speakers
>turn it down, act like nothing happened
>"Its ok anon, I can walk instead"
>just jumps out and fast walks in the other direction
I don't think I have a chance now..
>>27540343
I hope this is real. I laughed pretty hard.
>>27539439
>his friends don't like zedla nor pokemon
>mfw
shit taste
>>27540462It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vckRgLnhng
>middle school
>sit with only person who talks to me
>a girl, who had a crush on me (was informed about it years later)
>I was less ugly as a kid and she wasn't pretty, so I guess it makes sense
>I don't remember why, but I decided it would be funny and appropriate to fake spit in her face
>she just sits there with confused look while I make spitting impressions in front of her
>she starts to get a little annoyed, but I continue
>accidentally let out actual saliva right in her face
>she is appalled
>runs away screaming "He spat on me!"
>finally understand I did something wrong and follow her to apologise
>she doesn't want to talk to me
>go back in class and continue with my day
I wish I was less retarded as a kid
>>27533651
>Kiseijuu
That's really not that bad.
Just be glad it wasn't lucky star or something.
>>27533694
Should have play it through
>>27540563
No doubt why you're here now
>>27539835
Could you go into more detail on this? I'm curious because I've read some Freudian/Jungian stuff on sexuality and tried to apply it to my own fetishes and found it to make a lot of sense.
>>27539397
>"Anon's got quite the hardcore taste haha"
I fucking hate it when women try to be funny.
>>27533081
>be me
>at community college
>training to become a machinist
>after class
>metal chips in my hair on account of fly cutter
>oil splattered on shirt on account of drill
>hour wait before next class
>decide to walk over to the "normal" building since the technical building where my class is held is full of nothing but burly welders and hunting jacket diesel fuckboys
>see qt gril 9/10
>want to compliment her
>don't want to scare her since i look all kinds of disheveled from working with the machines frantically for 2 and a half hours
>decide to say something smooth
>"as the japanese would say, anatawa kawaii desu"
>she slowly looks up at me from her phone
>stares at me
>fuckgottago.mp4
>book it
>>27533081
I once almost bribed a girl cosplaying as Peridot 20 dollars just to cuddle and hug me
Almost
>inb4 "reee sjw cartoon"
>>27541383
Why happened in your mind robot?
You went too far.
>two day ago
>at uni, waiting for lab
>showing lab partner a thing on my laptop
>have to download a file
>opens up the location to where I last downloaded stuff
>porn folder
>pony porn folder
>click on desktop as fast as possible with a trackpad
>nothing loaded yet because it's a lot of pictures
>still wondering if he saw the path
>>27533081
>be me
>first week at a new school
>phone is a shitty xperia play
>buggy as all fuck
>teacher lets us listen to music during tests
>really in to Imagine Dragons at the time
>shift in seat, phone falls out of pocket
>cord rips open
>"IM WAKING UP I FEEL IT IN MY BONES"
>frantically try to shut it off, screen is unresponsive
>rip open case, back of phone, rip out battery
>by now class is staring
>hang my head and put phone back together
>phone boots up again, plays sony jingle
>teacher says "Anon could you please silence your phone"
>in the middle of her talking the song fucking starts back up again where it left off
>screen works this time, shut it off
>"s-sorry ms teacher"
i still cringe when i think about it
>>27541834
Remember that the god of shame shows mercy only once, not twice.
There will be no next time
>>27541871
>frantically try to shut it off, screen is unresponsive
>>27541464
worst rock
Why do all of you fags listen to anime music? Don't even say that this site was founded on Nip culture because they doesn't explain your lack of taste.
>>27542009
>You can't listen various type of song, If you listen something you have to keep up with it and only it.
I don't think so
>>27542009
desu i just think its because the music reminds us of the entertainment we get from watching the show. It's kindof sad when you think about it, its we're Pavlov's dogs except instead of food its anime and instead of a bell its the opening theme
>>27542009
I just come across neat songs sometimes. I'll watch an anime and say, "oh that one was neat, I'll add that in"
Some of it's legitimately great too. It just isn't "normal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__qOm2rhu8Y
>listening to music in public
>having music on any device you take outside the house
what the fuck?
Not too cringey, but in the vein of this thread
>Sophomore in high school, the first iPhone had just come out
>Finished a Geometry test, teacher allows us to listen to music
>Listening to my own music, kid next to me is done too, lets me see his new iPhone
>First time I'd ever held one, fascinated the shit out of me. I was was really just playing with the touch screen, opening apps and settings, just to see everything move.
>Look through his music, find an artist I knew, clicked through to see the songs.
>Apparently I clicked a song, but didn't realize that's also the play button. Song starts playing loudly to the entire class, I'm still hearing only my own music
>Everyone starts looking at me, I slowly realize all the eyes.
>Take my earbuds out, realize what is happening, start pressing everywhere on the phone, nothing is working.
>Basically throw it back at the owner, as he turns the songs off
>Everyone is still staring
>>27533081
>first year uni
>biology lecture
>teacher is older and doesn't give a fuck to be frank
>class filled with normies
>have only one sort of friend who is a massive dick, sort of like a proto wannabe Chad
>have a thing for gachimuchi and the time and was browsing some videos on NicoNico
>faggot chad sitting next to me see this
>he angles his hand carefully, and quickly rips out the cable
>half through the video
>near full volume of Van Darkhole screaming SUCTION followed by a myriad of pantsu wrestlers screaming
>mfw everything thought I was watching a gay porno
I eventually stopped going to lectures entirely
>>27542190
o89854w3
>she unplugs the earpods
> anime opening resounds in the store
Nope. Maybe in the last decade, but when you're playing music and you disconnect your earbuds, the music stops playing.
>>27537205
Man, that reminds me when my German Shepard escaped from my house, picked up a dead bird as he was running, and tried to get a couple of young girl scouts to give him a belly rub while he still had the bird's feet sticking out of his mouth.I miss you, Jorge
>>27542365
>he never had a shitty, old or bugged phone
I envy you richfag
>>27542380
I miss you too anon. That bird was fucking tasty though.
>>27541999
>tfw Elise will never be your imouto
>add erica on league
>skype with her in a game
>expected her to be an unfunny weirdo
>actually enjoy talking with her and she makes me laugh a few times and I her
>made bad first impression though I think
>try to play with her again a couple days later
>she won't play with me anymore
>wasn't even orbiting her before but now feeling bad I can't talk to her
Just cuck me up
>>27542503
>giving an attention whore attention
Just stop anon
>>27542503
Keep in mind that 4chan camwhores end up really fucking degenerate, if they weren't already.
>>27542572
>>27542524
I can't blame her for that, I'm a degenerate attention whore as well
>>27542676
I suppose facebook should be more to your liking then.
I still check my ex gf's facebook messages every so often and we broke up over a year ago
>>27539125
Your poster and figures wouldn't warrant a reaction like that. You probably either had weird fetish porn on the drive or are awkward to be around (surprise, surprise)
>>27542676
go kill yourself then faggio
>>27536015
This
Only way my paranoia allows me listen to music in public. Otherwise i have to make sure the speakers arent playing every couple of minutes
>>27539125
>K-ON
She just thought you had shit taste
>>27543044
I have the same kind of autisma.
Songs have never the same volume so sometimes they play harder or lower. I always check that the sounds can't be hear by other when I switch song and adjust the volume
>>27540563
>fake spit in her face
You might actually unironically have autism
>>27539125
Who cares what girls think i have a girls generation wall scroll, 2 t-ara posters and an asuka doll in my room and nigga i dont give a fuck when girls see it
>>27533651
>Kiseijuu
Anon I don't even like anime, and that song was friggin awesome. Who does it?
Can't imagine why anyone would find that song wierd...
>>27543404
>Who does it
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>27534372
Lol this shit is gay as fuck
Get some taste you pleb
