>>27532970
i do it so i don't make a mess

it's simple respect

>>27532970
lmao what a fagat

>>27534229
This. I also use a two segment folded section of toilet paper to wipe my pecker so I don't leaky faucet anything out while standing up or repackaging the corn snake.

I piss into empty milk jugs.

I have seven gallons of piss next to me at this very moment.

>>27532970
Yeah because sometimes it takes me a minute or two to actually start peeing, so it's nice to sit down. It also makes me feel like a qt gril.

>>27532970
my Mistress trained me to sit and pee so i wouldn't make a mess. its also harder to aim in chastity so it's the best solution. She'd rather i spent my time doing more more useful things than cleaning like servicing Her with my mouth

>>27532970
Only in the morning when I first get up so I can focus on waking up instead of pissing everywhere.

>>27534502
I'm jealous fampai, I'd really love to taste a Mistresses ass.

I shit standing up

>people unironically actually only do one or the other

Sitting when I'm tired, lazy, at home, or don't give a fuck. Standing when I'm out, in a hurry, or don't give a fuck. Also >>27534447 2 segment folded master race. Standing or sitting.