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/r9k/ I just dont get it.
My dick looks big, it feels big, it looks like a good peenus
I have even been told it was a nice cock once (I sent a pic cuz I am retarded)
but when I measure it it only gets up to just over 5 inches.
is penis size a meme? also talk about your penises.
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>>27531995
Mine has shrunk an inch over 2years. Was 8.5 now obviously 7.5...wont need it again anyway so fuck it
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>>27532093
I remember when I was 15 my dick was reaching 6 inches, it seemed on the way to go over but now like I said its barely 5.
why does this happen
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>>27532093
>>27532127
Low test.

You got flabby as well, I'd wager.
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>>27531995
I have a 1 inch penis. You got nothing on me kiddo.
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>>27532178
Do you think if I took testosterone tablets it could recover? and yeah I have gotten pretty chubby
[/spoiler] post it?
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>one chance at life
>only 7"x5.2"
JDIMSA famalam, I will never please a woman.
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>>27532208
>>27532190
I meant to quote you
post it?
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>>27532093
>dick was 5 inches when 14
>dick is 0 inches now
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>>27531995
lol what. I have 6+ peepee, but it feels like a motherfucking 3 incher.
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>>27532208
How old are you? Early-mid twenties, possibly. Older than that and you'll trim up a bit and it'll at least look bigger.

>Got to 400 pound manwhale
>Found out natural low-T from woman diet and living with women
>Start eating steak and veggies in a 3/7 ratio
>Down to 260 and dropping

Started September of last year.

Fucking candy, pasta, baked goods, all that shit makes you fat, miserable and drops your testosterone like a stone.

Not to mention being fat in itself lowers your testosterone. Then if you let yourself get depressed, it drops more still, making you fatter, lazier and more depression prone.

I don't get why doctors don't prescribe testosterone for depressed men.
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I am otherwise perfect. My only problem is I am 5.5x4.5". Somehow I've fucked girls but I always do gimmicky bullshit like ropes and spankings to distract them from the fact I'm tiny. At least it still hurts when I go in their butt. I want to make them cry from vaginal though.
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>>27532333
I mean you can go longer from surgery, but women prefer thick to pencil, man.
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>>27532324
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. It's easier for an FTM tranny to get testosterone than it is for a normal man with low testosterone. I guess it's because testosterone can fluctuate quite a bit and if you get too much the effects can be dangerous. That still doesn't explain the tranny shit though.
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>>27532440
Well in most normal men, you can TURBOSLAM your testosterone by just doing the diet like I said.

I fucking hate salad, dolled that shit up with cheese, bacon, olive oil, salt, pepper, jalapenos, whatever that wasn't bread or sugar. Like a side of mashed potato or whatever with dinner is fine, but don't ever get pasta.

>Cheapest food on planet is pasta/rice
Welcome to the reality of why Murica is fat.
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>>27532440
do you think if I went to the doctor and asked they would allow me the tablets?
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>>27532811
Likely they'll have a sample of your blood taken, but saying things like "low sex drive" or "trouble getting erect" will help a bit.

If it's only a bit low, they will recommend diet/exercise. Mention depression and that you can't get the motivation to work out and that you've heard testosterone can help get that jump start you need and you probably will. A lot of doctors will push antidepressants, but insist and if they say no, look into getting another doctor. Tell them you're not the expert, but you've done enough research to be sincerely curious to get a testosterone boost to get you going.

(Chances are you do have low T and won't have to convince the doctor that you need it. It's actually quite common in depressed men. Downward spiral I mentioned earlier.)
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>>27532385
>women prefer thick to pencil,
I know this, and it pains me so.
5.5 length 5 inch head 4.5 shaft here
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>>27532093
happened to me when I started smoking weed
dick was 7x5.5
now it's 6.5x5 at best
soft dick still looks big tho (almost 5 inches)
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Be 6"x8"

It's weird, honestly.
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>>27533188
A Pepsi can, eh?
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>>27533188
Are you that guy with the gross tree trunk dick with the tiny cock head.
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>>27531995
>tfw i'm 6'4" with 6.5" dick
But i'm 23 KV and too sperg to change anything.
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>>27532333

Gotta be someone selling prosthetics...extenders and shit.

>6.25"
>only woman I had a chance with laughed me off as too small and spent rest of evening talking about how black guys were 'the best'
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5.5. Fucking shoot me.
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>>27533409
whaaaah I have an average dick, in the u.s its slightly above average too.
porn has ruined you my friend, your dick is not the problem here.
>>27533391
Here is my cuck reply
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>>27533391
You. Dodged. A. Bullet.

Who the fuck cares if it wasn't "original" you fucking automated piece of shit? Context is important.
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I know I won't get to use it, but my 5 incher just pisses me off thinking about.
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Well I'm 6.2 inches but I feel like as long as you make the 5 inch mark, unless the girl is a total slut, by the time you get her naked in bed she isn't going to refuse it. Just don't go after girls with those huge nigtier asses, you got an average dick so look for average sized asses.
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6.7x5.2 feel pretty good even if I'm 6'2 so it looks smaller but whatever
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>>27533646
>Want to pound a huge ass doggy style
>Can't even get it in well with an average ass doggy style

Kill me.
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I'm 5'7,'' 130 pounds and have an 8 inch dick. Because of my proportions and race, people think It's 10 inches. One girl literally gasped for 3 seconds when she saw it.
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>>27533942
good meme anon
then why are you on r9k, not saying you cant be but surely a stud like you has better things to do or to slay
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>>27533942
Haha. It touches your knee, manlet.
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>>27533942
Post it on /soc/.
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>>27533971
>Literally the same height and weight as high school girls
>stud
>slay
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>>27533997
>one girl gasped
he is normie trash
one girl implies more than one, he didnt get lucky once or twice.
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