>"Would you like to sign up to be an organ donor?"
>"No"
>>27531935
>"I already am an organ donor"
>I'm not
>I'm referring to how I donate my organ to your wife every night
i'm playing the longcon. i'm an organ donor and i smoke cigarettes. so if i ever die and someone gets one of my organs, they have a higher chance of getting cancer
FUCK YOU NORMIES
Yeah they aren't cutting my shit all up to save some roastie or nigger
its a scam. if your in an accident they
they have a priority over your organs if youre a donor. whereas if your not they try to save your life
>>27531935
I'm an organ donor.
>>27531996
Doesn't work like that.
>>27531996
they won't use your organs if they don't look healthy
you'll probably just get your organs ripped out and pickled so normies can see what a loser's organs look like
>>27531935
I'm not giving my organs to some fuccin roastie
>>27532116
>you'll probably just get your organs ripped out and pickled so normies can see what a loser's organs look like
i cant even get my revenge in death
life is pointless
>literally signing up to give away your organs to some normie fuck so he can keep living the fun life you never even got a chance to taste
>alternately, literally signing up to give away your organs so that snot-nosed normie med students can fuck around with them in lessons before they throw them in the trash
No thanks, I'm getting cremated, anyway. No funeral.
>>27532204
when you die do they take your organs no matter what
>>27532116
>donate blood and organs
>your donation goes to pharmaceutical companies and is used for perfume and botox research
>>27532241
Guess I'll have to hurl myself into a pool of acid then :^)))
When I went to the DMV I was flirty with the she book. I said I want the little heart on my card because I'm such a good lover. She laughed and handed me the paper. I do worry sometimes about my organs going to make a female or non-white's life better, but I looked it up and you can't stipulate organ usage. Thanks to immune factors I'm less likely to match a nonwhite but there's still the risk of helping a female. I do like the little heart and I use it as a little soap box to guilt normies into feeling bad about not donating.
>Hi sir, would you take a moment to fill out a quick campus survey?
>No.
