>Just had some reheated Little Caesar's pizza with root beer, along with a few pieces of candy
>going to go on F-list and erp with some people while pretending to be a cute girl
>while I do it, I'm going to strip my shirt and pants off and jerk my smelly dick while my fat gut heaves and tenses until I blow a load all over myself
>after that, I'll think about suicide
Who else here /fuckingloser/
Compared to you, no, not at all.
>>27531776
How old are you anon? Where do you live? What do you do in life?
>>27531776
I can't tell if thats being a loser or enjoying life :l
Post F-list profile
>>27531836
I'm 26. I'm a professional loser. I won't tell you where I live.
>>27531907You first
>>27532032
That's not how it works fampi. You're going to post your profile and I'm going to bookmark it, have a fap then never contact you as I'm too scared to actually ERP with others.
>>27532100
I thought I was the only that did that sort of thing, familia.
>>27532165
We're all just insecure scrubs.
>>27532309
Do you hate it when boys message you too? The ones with handsome bishie anime boy pictures in their profile (not even of the same character usually), that describe themselves as "just regular guys with a strong libido"?
>>27532356
I'm down if it's a chick with a dick but if it's just a straight anime boy like that then it's likely they have very boring/generic tastes or are channelling Kirito 2.0.
>>27531776
>a few pieces of candy
What kind of candy?
>>27532525
Various tiny individually-sealed bars my mom bought for Easter. Like Milky Way and Snickers.
>>27532502Would you shit on my shemale character's dick so she could then use your greasy stool as lubricant to fuck you?
>>27532770
Without a doubt fampi.I just really enjoy knowing the other person is getting off and whacking it fast desu
>>27532770
Milky way and Snickers are chocolate not candy.
>>27532902
What a good girl.Me too, basically. I love knowing that I made my partner squirt gooey ropes from what i typed for them. What's your favorite fetish? Is there some little thing in particular that makes your cock all stiff and needy like nothing else?
>>27533144
Fuck you cakeboi
>>27533178
You're a perfect characterization of the death of western culture.
I woke up, got really high, masturbated twice, took a shower where I barely put any effort into washing myself, and now I'm at work where I'm tweeting anime ass to politicians.
Am I a loser?
>>27531776
>tfw no skype bf
oriirginal
>>27533408
I'll legit be your Skype BF if you agree to be girly and cute for me and act like my actual girlfriend.
I'm so desperate for someone at this point it's okay if we just fake it and simulate a relationship online for the sake of our mutual sanity.
>>27533178
>Is there some little thing in particular that makes your cock all stiff and needy like nothing else?
Pretty much the same thing as before.In particular stuff like kissing their feet or giving their ears some tongue or whatever. Just serving all the niche areas too so you can enjoy them riding the wave of pleasure.But if I had to answer then choking.
>drinking Bushmills Irish Whiskey at 10:12am
>just got off a shitty 12am-10am wage cuck
>asked out 19 year old coworker
>date tomorrow
>drinking 2 days a week instead of every day
>doing well in school for the first time
babby steps
I haven't kissed a girl or been on a date in 15 months. I have to clean my room and car and actually have a reason to now.
I think I'll be leaving here again soon.
>>27533327
Nah your life sounds comfy and fun
>>27532502
>kirito 2.0
kek'd so hard, back to /a/ with me
>>27533458
Whats your skype anon!
origniall
>>27533741
I'm shy so post yours first.
Or a throwaway so I can email you.
>>27533976bodybuilderstein or bodybuilderstien I think
>>27534117
That's like most ungirly and uncute skype ever anon what the fuck
I want /lgbt/ to leave.
>>27534379
I want op to let me suck his smelly dick desu. I want to give him the succ so good he stops being suicidal. I want him to slap my face with a slice of pizza and mock me for enjoying sucking smelly fat nerd dick so much.
I just want to swallow gallons of his cum and die desu.
Bonus points if he eats my body desu
>>27535416
That's super sweet of you, anon.
Are you my French paramour from yesterday that recognized my disgusting, degenerate white trash lifestyle?
>>27535550Kek, I'm too obvious and recognizable I guess.I'm sorry for fetishizing and objectifying you all the time anon. Though your tone here was less funny and free and more sad.
What do you usually fap to? I want to cum to the same things you cum to. Do you have a pic or an artist that you like a lot these days?
a loser but not a weeb
>slept through alarm
>dreamt about watching porn
>woke myself up covered in jizz
>started the day with a bottle of whiskey and leftover pizza
>missed morning college classes
>going to miss afternoon classes because i'm too lazy to get out of bed and stop shitposting
could be worse
>>27535756
Facesitting and butts are my favorite things, sweetie.
AlsoIt makes me happy to be objectified and fetishized by you, though it's a little scary that people can recognize my posts on /r9k/. If you have Skype we can talk on there all you'd like.
>>27535907
>When you're so weird that neckbeards on a cantonese spice sampling forum can recognise you by your tone of type
>>27536326
It makes me sorta happy, you know. As a greasy, disgusting manchild that has failed at life and deserves a lethal dose of morphine, it's the little things that keep you going.I was so oily yesterday before taking a shower, you have no idea. I barely bathe as it is, and I'm naturally oilier than most people. My clothes are basically slick when they strip them off after that long; my nuts and crotch reeked, my pits were sour. It was pretty hot, but the itching drove me nuts, and dandruff is sorta gross so I gotta wash that out every once in a while
#justneckbeardthings
>>27535907
>though it's a little scary that people can recognize my posts on /r9k/.
It's surprisingly easy to spot people who always talk about the same themes or who blog little bits of their lives, even if you don't pay attention or stalk them you end up recogizing them when they post.
>>27537420
That makes sense. I do recognize a lot of you faggots, too.You'd think greasy, lazy, unwashed neckbeards that jerk off too ERP would be a pretty huge group here in Virginville, but I guess not.
>>27537521
>You'd think greasy, lazy, unwashed neckbeards that jerk off too ERP
You'd think permavirgins of all kinds would go full prison gay and end up fucking and marrying each other and they surprisingly prefer to kill themselves or become 40 years old and kill themselves. Virginville is a crazy town man. If you can't get out.
>>27537779
Virginville is only for the realest of real motherfuckers, fampaitaichi.I would go full prison gay if I could get over my lack of attraction to male faces and body structures, but there's a natural limit to one's gayness, I'm afraid
