Share oneitis stories and tell us about your progress with your crush!
>tfw my crush has a date right now
>tfw she is probably gonna get railed by some chad in a couple of miniutes
I completely blow it every time, I have a knack for it
I am truly the master of playing myself, I've had girls practically throw themselves at me and I don't know how to proceed and cuck myself by indecision
I'll graduate form the school of hard knocks yet
>>27531673
You kv?
>>27531673
I've had my oneitis say "I love you" and refuse to leave until I responded with the same. I started with a "ok, love you too I guess", but she was insistent that I responded with the same "I love you". Why I didn't ask her out on the spot I have no idea. I could've had a girlfriend throughout high school and maybe not be as autistic as I am now.
I don't have a crush, and I'm going on my first date ever this weekend.
>>27531623
Pic-related shows why you shouldn't be an orbiter.
>mfw I asked out a girl that doesn't receive any male attention and I still got rejected.
I mean ffs. I did everything I could. I fell in love with this girl but even I must admit that she isn't that fucking attractive. Just kill me senpai. Having a Oneitis truly is the worst thing ever
>>27531742
Neither
>>27531782
>I guess
why didn't you roll with it anon
>>27531673
>I've had girls practically throw themselves at me and I don't know how to proceed and cuck myself by indecision
I know that feeling too well. I regret so many of my decisions.
We live on the other side of the planet from each other. It's fucking me up because I can't stop thinking about her even though I haven't seen her in person in a few years now. We're close as fuck and talk daily. I'm afraid of admitting my feelings for her because I don't want to fuck things up because she means so much to me. I'm terrified of my feelings for her.
On the upside, met a qt the other week and we hit it off. There was a bit of kissing. I have no real feelings for her but maybe I could fuck her and at least lose my virginity soon. I mean I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing in that regard so she'll probably end up losing interest but wishful thinking I guess.
After 8+ years, I finally made a move on my oneitis just a couple of days ago, and was it magical. Would anyone care for me to greentext the story?
>>27531944
>>27531944
Go ahead anon i'm listeningand i'm really happy this comment wasn't original
>>27531623
>tfw no crush in over two years
I feel nothing now
>>27531944
I would love to hear you tell us some you wish would happen.
>>27531855
She was selling me drugs in my driveway and I just wanted to get inside. Realistically though, that's just me rationalizing my cowardice.
Kind of oneitis
>dated
>fell in love
>harsh breakup
>she's dating a guy but talked to me about breaking up with him
>>27531964
>>27532017
Providing text evidence on the conversation we had afterwards for proof
>been friends with oneitis since 6th grade
>tried asking her out once, rejected me
>"better off friends, anon."
>last friday
>oneitis texts me at around 8 pm
>"I just got off work anon but I don't want to be home until 12, let's go do something"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>no car to pick her up from work
>fuckno.png
>"just hit up your friend and ask him to pick me up and we can come along"
>friend is 6'2 chad
>i'm a 5"5 manlet cuck
>"okay sure I guess"
>Talk to chad, we go to pick her up
>she says shes in the mood to smoke weed and chill. she'll pay
>Chad says "cool no problem, i'll hit up my weedman"
>Chad knows I like her still, but he's a manslut that will take your girl without regret
>We pick up the joint, drive over to our neighborhood
>Chad says he just realized he can't smoke because he has a job interview
>go to the backseat with oneitis crush and smoke it with just me and her
>was going to speak to oneitis today
>new rosacea application flaking
>could scrape a christmas miracle off my face
>>27532376
(CONT.)
>We pull up in front of my house
>pretty high, giddy with my oneitis
>Chad in front seat of the car starting to doze off
>Oneitis starts to get tired
>"let me see your leg anon imma rest my head on it"
>oh fuck
>try hardest not to pop a chub
>awkward position
>I start to really slowly lean over because this position in the car as her leg pillow is stressful
>Chad in the front seat starting to doze off
>"anon why are you looking at me like that?"
>wut
>"anon you keep looking at me it's weird"
>tell her i have literally no clue what she's talking about
>repeat this exchange in conversation for like 10 minutes
>the entire time I'm slowly leaning closer and closer to her, not intentionally, but because I'm still pretty high
>she takes off her glasses
>in my mind I know what's going on now
>she starts playing with her legs
>"my pants feel so good anon idk why"
>i'm silently watching her play with her pants for like 5 minutes
>Around this time Chad is completely knocked out asleep in the front seat
>oneitis touches my fingers
>"your hands are so cold anon"
>but her hands were super extra warm
>we start playing with our hands for about 10 minutes until we start holding them
>still inching closer to her face
It was at this point I put it in my mind that there was no pussying out now. 2/???
>>27532579
>could scrape a christmas miracle off my face
that was funny anon
>>27532376
>>27532593
Lucky cunt.
Don't get NTRd.
>>27532638
o i am not laffin
If you're over the age of 15 you should not be having crushes. There are so many girls out there, the more you dwell on one the worse its going to be.
>>27532671
It's a better strategy to be content with anything but difficult to deny that certain partners would make you happier than others.
>>27532593
(CONT.)
>she covers her face
>"anon I'm a jerk"
>she tries covering her face
>confused as to why she's calling herself a jerk
>"I know what you're trying to do anon, and you're really tempting me"
>tell her i have no idea what she's talking about
>I actually do
>300-smugface.gif
>"you're supposed to be my best friend, this is a line we shouldn't be crossing."
>I try to play dumb
>still inching closer and closer, face has never been this close to her before
>heart starts racing, 8 long years of literally nothing happening besides more than a friendly side hug
>it all boils down to this
>feel a trinkle of sweat
>lips start quivering
>oh fuck should I really go for it? start to pussy out
>I look up to oneitis' eyes
>deep stare
>It's now or never, anon
>kisses her
>we start making out
>MINDBLOWN.gif
>holyfuckthisisreallyhappening
>Cannot describe the feeling, it was blissful
>goes on for about 10 minutes
>We eventually pull away
>she starts to giggle
>"what's so funny?"
>she says some shit, wasn't really paying attention, to busy trying to tell myself that what happened just happened.
>only thing I hear her say is "Brian"
>wut
BACKSTORY: Brian is her ex that she's been on and off with for the past 2 years
>"wtf? did you just call me Brian?"
>"No! no, it's not that, oh my god I'm so awful anon"
>wondering why she's calling herself awful
>"I'm still with Brian."
I had to take a second to reassess what she just said. 3/???
Not much of an oneitis but the only person I care about at this shithole uni is my 40 year old female mentor
>>27532818
ara ara~
Will you make an older woman happy, anon-kun?
>>27532795
>>"you're supposed to be my best friend, this is a line we shouldn't be crossing."
WHY
>At church event hanging out with girl I've already been rejected by but still orbiting
>literal autist friend takes her cup and pours water from it into mine
>"oh it's okay anon because you two are dating"
>he then takes our hands and forces them to touch
>completely blank stare from her the whole time
>having a "crush" beyond high school
What the fuck lads
>>27532795
(CONT.)
>she starts giggling and laughing at my expression
>well, shit
>don't want to be a homewrecker
>"still, it was nice" I say
>she laughs some more
>end up making out again
>can't remember how long it was this time, but look at the clock
>12:30
>"oh wow, it's 12:30 anon. We were so lost into each other we lost track of time"
>"Yeah, should we wake up Chad and get him to drop you off?"
>Chad still fully asleep
>"don't do it anon, he looks so peaceful. I'll just spend the night at your house."
>OHFUCK
>19, still live with parents, but I was not thinking about anything but hopefully losing my virginity to my oneitis.
>We're about to leave the car
>Chad wakes up
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>"Oh shit, it's 12:30 in the morning, I got work at 6. I'll drop you off, oneitis"
>Oneitis agrees and we take her home
>Chad drops me off, she texts me 3 minutes later
>"Don't tell anyone about this anon, what happened last night is just between us."
>We don't text for the next 3 days
>After 3 days, we finally text again and we have the conversation in pic related(s). 4/4.
>>27532991
Actually this.
I'm dying to have a crush but on who. I go to college, I even have some social life going on, but there's literrally no girl on which I could have a crush.
It's like I cant fall in love anymore.
>>27533022
idk you're pretty much a cuck
>>27533022
It means she's crazy, get the fuck away from her. Never orbit, never play the long game. If a girl isn't wanting to date within 2-3 months then it's a lost cause.
>>27532938
She said that, not me. When she said this, all I said was "what line?"
>>27532969
Your friend is brotier. Do not betray his trust.
You can also use him to make yourself look good.
She's 21 and I'm 18
>>27531965
Nofap and lift
>>27533069
Tell her that you'll tell Brian everything unless she fucks you.
>>27533159
This op be a fucking chad and report back when it happens. We're all gonna die anyway you might as well try this shit out.
>>27533065
Really? I find it easy to crush on girls, the worst is making repeated eye contact but never talking to them. That's like going on with 3 of my co workers right now consider yourself lucky
>>27533069
post her pic and fuck the robot
>>27532222
Isn't that nice, she feels you're safe enough to confide in.
>oneitis told me last i was 'like a sister' to her
>not even a brother
>a fucking sister
>>27533281
This her.
>>27533182
>>27533159
Honestly, I'm considering it, not in that way (too blunt), but something along those lines. I'm the one who go her into smoking pot, and now she wants to get drunk with me for her first time as well.
>>27533465
Eh, bitch ain't worth the trouble.
>>27533465
You must be pretty ugly OP, this girl would be a walk in the park for me
>>27533839
Well, OP said he was 5'5." You pretty much can only choose betwen gooks and grorious nipponese at that point. Latinas maybe if you have chad-tier facial genetics.
>>27533465
Really? her?
>>27533833
>>27533839
>>27533886
>>27534171
I'm 5'5, niglet, and manlet. Latinas are the only thing I can chase after at this point. (She's latina, btw.)
>>27531623
Alright, OP, here's my story:
>have a crush on this hot 8/10 punk girl i met at some party
>she's my friend's friend's girlfriend's housemate, so i think nothing of it
>later get invited to her birthday
>hear rumours that she was into me the entire time
>we become close friends, she invited me out with her flat every week
>turns out she's been on-and-off dating her other housemate, and is currently off
>about three weeks ago, we got really drunk together and she made out with me
>the next day we talk about the night before and she says that she doesn't remember anything from that night (she had 3 bottles of wine, so it's believable)
>i don't say anything about us making out
>the day after that she tells me how much she wants to get back with her flatmate and we talk about him
>they get back together a week later
>we're still close friends
You know what, I'm really happy with the way things turned out, because I feel like I got both closure and everything I could out of that situation. Besides, I've since started dating a cute and nerdy 7/10 who actually knows what Dota is, so I'm not complaining.
>develop a crush on a girl in my class this semester (only the second girl i have ever had a real serious crush on in my life)
>spend everyday fantasizing about dating her
>was potentially going to gain the courage to approach her for the first time in my life
>she was in class everyday and all of the sudden hasnt been there in two weeks
>tfw i finally realized she withdrew from the class since she stopped coming after the withdrawl deadline
>tfw out of all 5 of my classes maybe 4 people withdrew from them
>one of the few people to withdraw out of like 150 people happened to be my oneitis
>tfw i was going to drop that class originally but didnt specifically because i started to like her
I will probably never see her again. Why is life so cruel r9k? I feel like my whole existence is just some cruel joke and im either in some form of hell or this is all some simulation being done by some psychopath.
>>27531813
>ywn be this sad and delusional
>be voice actor
>want to record dialogue with someone else for shits and giggles
>talk to old qt1.34 girl I knew in high school to record with
>we hit it off and go get some tea
>she's adorable and petite as fug
>invite her to my place
>take off her shirt and mine as well and start to make out after watching mulan on her tablet
>weird night
>we go out every once in a while
>she still doesn't want to fuck
>okay.jpg
>slowly stop texting her
>never speak again
it's like life wants me to fail.
>Now messages ME
Progress is being made lads
>>27531623
Don't think i could even talk to her now.I fapped to her pics and shit and i'd feel so guilty to even look at her in the eye.
>>27535708
That's faaaairly normal. don't feel shame.
>be me
>November 2015
>go with my oneitis, Chad and some friends on a uni trip
>starting to understand that Chad always fucks her and that she already fucked other normies in uni
>didn't want to believe it and always stay with her talking about literature and philosophy and showing to her the best paintings in an art gallery
>go with her in a pub
>she asks me a bottle of water and takes the pill
>immediately die inside
>2016
>thanks to the time spent with her during the trip, now we often talk and Chad apparently isn't her boyfriend, they are/were just "friends with benefits"
>sometimes she says that I'm the smartest guy on earth and she's so kind and euphoric (last time she came to me running and calling my name) and sometimes she makes me do everything she wants like she knows that I'm in love with her
I just want to tell her my feelings without ruining everything.
>>27535740
>she asks me a bottle of water and takes the pill
you wot
>>27535724
Thanks. I'm in a very weird situation here i think
>a girl is sort of crushed on me
>can't get my oneitis off my mind and dont even have a chance with her possibly
>still can't let it go
yea yea normie a girls into you and shit
>>27535836
she needed water to take the birth control pill
Bumping for interest.
Original bump.
>>27534852
I don't understand how you can develop oneitis for girls you aren't even friends with.
I work with her, she's adorable and funny and probably dating this irritating semi-Chad who also works there. Kill me
>have a normie friend
>has invited me over to his house on saturday to watch football with his gf
>oneitis will also be there
this is my chance, probably gonna fuck it up
>>27533158
What is there to live for if not progressively taboo pornography and food
>>27536746
Well it makes more sense when you have no friends let alone female friends. The oneitis will have to come from somewhere.
