>I don't understand why you're single, anon.
>You're such a handsome young man!
>>27531028
what a happy egg
>>27531028
I wonder how many sherpas have died on the slopes of that forehead.
Thats a big bowl of cummm yummm
>E-Eggmother..?!?
>>27531028
Her forehead isn't that elongated.
>>27531028
>She's such a whore that she's literally inhaling Chad's cum whilst trying to acquire a young and dumb beta provider to leech cuckbux off of
>>27531065
Please don't ever try and be funny again.
>>27531028
Only a 97 year old seline woman told that to me and she literally forgets her name from time to time, I still love her though, she's a cool grandma.
When I visit she also asks where my kids are for whatever the reason.
All the people my age (23) who are in a relationship have been so for years. The rest are just fucking around because at this age you absolutely need money to get girlfriends.
>>27531028
>Implying I want to deal with a succubus instead of being a free man who plays Eve Online all day
Now hurry up and order me some tendies, mom
>>27531028
What kind of drinks are those?
>>27531485
Margaritas you uncultured fuck.
>>27531485
Actually, I apologize.
Those might be daiquirisyou uncultured fuck
They only say that because they forgot what it's like to be young. And anyone younger than themselves is infinitely more attractive therefore they can't grasp the concept of being attractive in their eyes and not in a relationship.
>>27531551
It's not even that man. I think they're just full on being patronizing.
They know for a fact if they were your age they wouldn't look twice at you.
>>27531105
na bru
>>27531065
>sherpas
really?
>>27531543
>>27531518
>knowing about faggot drinks
shaking my head to be honest family
>tfw when no eggy milf gf
>>27532262
please provide context for picture
>>27531141
It was actually funny and you're a humongous faggot
>>27531028
>>27531108
>>27531580
this, all of this
That's why I tell my co-workers to STFU when they tell me to date older women. Because when they were younger and more desirable, they were too busy chasing Chads. Now that they're old, wrinkled and used-up, they settle for robots because Chad is too busy banging her daughters or nieces.
>b-but anon they're more mature and sophisticated and they'll take care of you
this is what free-loading normie cucks actually believe
>>27531028
>I don't understand why you're single, anon.
Because I CHOSE to be single. I'd rather be by myself than with a clingy controlling drama queen (who might even cuck me).
>You're such a handsome young man!
Too bad Stacy doesn't share your opinion. You sure it's not the booze or desperation talking
although still I wouldn't turn down a free fuck, even from an older woman.specially if she takes it in the ass
How do I get a succubus of this age and cranial magnitude???
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>>27531439
oh boy oh boy do I know this feel. it will be the reason I'll be killing myself sometime soon.
>>27532460
Yeezy practicing to eventually jump over Jumpman
>that Chad in the background waiting for valet to bring his audi while his model gf finishes in the bathroom
Fuck everything
