Kek. Let's pretend this is real. How old are you?

And even if you did find it, you can't take it back. That's just going to make them think you're dishonest and degenerate.

>>27530513
18 this is fucking real ive been looking all day, can't find shit. I want to get it and bin it

>>27530478
That's what you get for living with your dad and his husband. Man up and wrestle them for it back.

basically imitate any of those movies where someone takes something from a grave/tomb/pyramid and then spooky shit happens

start arranging shit e.g. noises in the night, things go missing and come back, put stuff in their food so they have nightmares. generally gaslight the FUCK out of them

then if they still haven';t returned it build an elaborate dildo-mummy costume and break into their room at 4am screaming "RETURN THE SACRED HOLE, RETURN THE SACRED HOLE"

that'll teach 'em

>>27530542
You're an adult now. Demand your property back.

My dad is religious I don't want to lose my comfy lifestyle if he finds out I'm out, I've looked in my shed, dads room and the spare bedroom but found nothing

Please r9k help me out

>>27530647
did you check the trash?

>>27530673
Yes the inside trash

>>27530708
any places you don't usually go / can get to?

e.g. if you have a water heater in the roof space, check the access cavity. that kind of thing.

>>27530478
>basically imitate any of those movies where someone takes something from a grave/tomb/pyramid and then spooky shit happens
>start arranging shit e.g. noises in the night, things go missing and come back, put stuff in their food so they have nightmares. generally gaslight the FUCK out of them
>then if they still haven';t returned it build an elaborate dildo-mummy costume and break into their room at 4am screaming "RETURN THE SACRED HOLE, RETURN THE SACRED HOLE"
>that'll teach 'em

>>please do that and record it all on tape (paranormal activity style) and then put it on the interwebz and show them :P