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I am the biggest robot on this board. You all look like normies
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I am the biggest robot on this board. You all look like normies compared to me.

>schizophrenia
>recessed chin
>2-4/10 face
>manlet (6'0)
>dropped out of uni
>24 khv
>never had a job
>poor family
>body scared from acne
>rosacea on face
>0 friends

Anyone beat me if you can...
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post face, you have nothing to lose
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>>27529795
I would love to see your face with a timestamp.
Please anon. We promise we won't make fun of you.
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>>27529882
>>27529846
Not gonna post my face on a nigerian stamp collecting board.
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>>27529898
the GTFO, you lying pathetic piece of shit. We wanted to help you but you're bait.
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>>27529898
>claims to be a robot
>afraid of posting his face on here

what exactly are you afraid of? oh yeah you're just a normie who doesn't want his friends to see
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>>27529919
I list multiple of reasons why I am robot and all you care about is the face. It shows why you are a failed normie. Only a failed normie would put a face above everything else, because their problems are so small they actually seek for them. GTFO of my board you failed, reeeeeee.
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>>27529795
If it's any consolation I have bipolar,bpd,mdd and gad. Yet every ducking person I meet thinks I'm some football watching macho normie. Don't mind me though, just being a ducking beta waiting for death
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>>27529938
no, you are the fucking normie or basically an attention whore who claims bullshit here.

All you want is attention that you can't back up by shit. You are bait. GTFO my /r9k/.
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>>27529938
Are you implying egg an was a normie since he posted face?

Willingness to post face shows you are truly descended into the depths of no return as a robot. If you are "scared" to post face it is only due to your normie reservations holding you back.

Also:
>6'0"
>Manlet
Get better bait
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>>27529795
>went to uni
>not 25+
How big's your benis?
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>>27529795
>6'0 manlet
lmao you fell for the meme unless you live in the on-average tallest country in the world.

Unless you have a dick smaller than 5 inches erect you ain't a robot either.
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>>27529795
more like biggest loser lmfao #faggot
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why's it always about you?
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>>27529795
>6 feet
>manlet
ayy
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>>27529984
If I wanted attention I would post my face you failed normie.

What things can't i prove? You want me to post my letter from mental hospital where it says I have paranoid schizophrenia?

>>27529987
He is a normie. He has a job, he had sex, he is living a life etc. and look what posting a face got him. He got accused of being a terrorist, because he posted his face on this shit board. Look at that guy who kept posting about women getting dry vaginas. Now some guy keeps posting his face daily. Not gonna post a face on her you trash whore. I posted it before and some guy saved all my pictures.

>>27529990
5 inches

>>27530002
My dick is just a little smaller than 5 inches.
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>>27530002

>6foot tall, 7 inch dick

>always depressed
>23yo khv
>almost can't sleep at night
>ADHD/extreme mental impairment due to sleep deprivation
>college dropout
>BMI of 27

yup, average sized people with average dicks totally can't be robots
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>>27530064
no they can't, now you're out norm norms
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>>27530043
>Oh, look at me and my problem! Here they are, hurrrrrrrrr, I am fugly, waaaa
>Not gonna post my face, are you mental?!!!!
>I am a manlet having 182 cm, over 12 centemeters above average heigh, reeeeeeee

Cry me a river, faggot.
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>>27530088
>failed normie words

Can you make yourself look less like a failed normie? Are you baiting or something?
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>>27529987
>eggman
>not a normie
Pick one.
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>>27529795
>megaesophagus
>crohn's disease
>GERD
>now palpitations due to a fucked up esophagus pushing on my heart
>short 5'4 & ugly 27 years old khhv

No! No! No!

I have gold medal, you have bronze maybe I win the loser olympics I win and my prize should be a lethal dose of morphine I hope
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>>27530105
I don't even anymore.

>originality, senpai
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>>27530129
You are acting like my biggest problem is my face, when it is not you annoying failed normie. So if I don't show my face somehow all my problems go away. I have posted my face multiple times on /soc/, /fit/ and /r9k/ and every time I got rated same as obese people and I am not obese, then someone started saving my pictures so I stopped posting my face.
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>>27530116
Finally a robot.

Hi robot
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>>27530159
>I got rated same as obese people and I am not obese
well we will never know, will we? Faggot.

Also I never implied that. I just want you to back up you claim. If you don't you are just looking for attention. You are like a woman on /b/ just desperate.

Also I never implied I am not a full blown normie (which I am). So you can taka the failed out of the equation :)
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>27yo virgin
>testosterone deficiency resulting in small genitals
>avoid all relationship related activities because I know I'll never be able to fully satisfy a woman which would result in her cheating on me/betraying me in general
>other health related issues (myopia, IBS, prostate problems...)
>on welfare, useless degree, no work experience, unemployed
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>>27530191
Why is it that you only want me to back up the claim about my face? I am really interested. I have small dick, rosacea, scizophrenia, am khv, never had a job, poor family, 0 friends, manlet and out of those things you want me to post my face.
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>>27530234
You are so fucking deluded. Stop with that manlet thing. You are way above average you fucking idiot.

Also back other claims, than. Face is just the most prominent and easiest thing to show.
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>>27530170
Hi how are you.

Where are the toilets if you don't show me the toilets and how to get there really fast I might shit blood on your chair bruh. Don't mind if I puke blood it's just all the ulcers in my esophagus and stomach. Can I have a hug tho, I've never been hugged in my life and sometimes I cry at night because of that.

Or you know, just a prolonged handshake.

Poke my cheek with your finger?
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>>27529795
>depression, paranoia, AvPD
>5 head, balding, weak chin, big nose and acne scars
>1-2/10 face
>5'11 manlet
>24 khv
>neet with no job experience
>poor fag
>no friends ever
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I deleted my name and the name of my doctor.

Language is slovene.
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>>27530330
Nice.

But hey, you are getting better according to the document. What meds you taking?
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>>27530375
I was on 30mg abilify, 300mg wellbutrin, 100mg sertraline. The last 2 are for depression.

None of them worked as I still think people are constantly watching me, talking about me, plotting against me, mocking as soon as I go outside. It got better only because the community in the mental hospital is good and nobody was watching me there. Once I went into the real world all of that changed.

Also if I am on meds I feel no pleasure from masturbating, can barely orgasm (even if I nofap for a week), so yeah.
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>>27530427
how long were you in?
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>>27530438
First time for 3 months, second time for 2 months.
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>>27530330
Basla, stari.
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But what are the symptoms of schizophrenia?
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>>27530525
You can just google them.

Social withdrawal
Hostility or suspiciousness
Deterioration of personal hygiene
Flat, expressionless gaze
Inability to cry or express joy
Inappropriate laughter or crying
Depression
Oversleeping or insomnia
Odd or irrational statements
Forgetful; unable to concentrate
Extreme reaction to criticism
Strange use of words or way of speaking
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>>27530595
Hallucinations
Disorganized speech
Disorganized behavior
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>>27530595
And you have all of them or just some?
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>>27529795
>Manlet
>6'0

Gtfo chad
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>>27530632
Social withdrawal
suspiciousness
Flat, expressionless gaze
Inability to cry or express joy
Inappropriate laughter or crying
Depression
insomnia
Odd or irrational statements
Extreme reaction to criticism
Strange use of words or way of speaking
Delusions
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>>27529945
Hello phonefriend
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>27
>khv
>never worked
>never went to uni
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>>27530595
I have absolutely everything on that list except "Inability to cry or express joy" and I've never been diagnosed. It reminds me of "borderline" or whatever umbrella syndrome they invented to sell meds.

Since I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist and spirituality enthusiast people often tell me I'm a schizo.

I'm not sold on this whole concept.

>>27530613
Hallucinations is really the only thing that seems very serious to me.

>>27530694
>no physical or mental illness
>complains
Be careful, anon, I spit blood at people for less than that.
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