>swipe right on some girls before bed
>wake up to this
why arent you on tinder yet robots?
I have no idea what I'd talk about with them.
Because I only want virgin, all the girls who use tinder are shit.
because your picture is fake and gay
>>27529330
fuck OFF failed normie.
no kidding, if youre good enough to get 144 matches in less than a week and youre on r9k then your personality must be as shit as the average street in mumbai
>>27529330
because I dont respect other human beings enough to waste my time glamouring them.
Also I live in a small town and have no car.
>>27529350
All the girls in pic are <18 ;)
>>27529330
I guarantee you're too much of a faggot to follow up like 99% of guys who use tinder as this crutch for their irl autism.
I am, but it's nigh impossible for a nonwhite. I get matches very VERY rarely, and when I do they never respond. It also seems I can only match with asians.
>>27529367
Doesn't mean they can't be whores. Lots of slutty 16 yr olds.
>>27529387
My SJW sister says she only dates whites because of the cultural differences with other races.
She shows me pictures of the negroes that try to talk to her on PoF and makes fun of them.
>>27529330
Who's /get matches but never writes/ here?
I just collect them like trading cards.
>>27529408
What the flying fuck is going on in that picture?
>>27529330
Does this shit actually happen? I only have 19 matches and I've been using it for nearly a week. That being said I don't swipe right on everyone, only about 1/3 of girls which is still a lot. I'm not even that bad looking.
>>27529403
Yeah, white guys are desired by all types of women, I can't comprehend how you dudes can be robots. What I don't understand is why're they matching with me if they want nothing to do with me, surely there's 5 other guys already messaging them. I wish there was some app, where the female initiated, that way at least I can just be sad and not both exhausted and sad.
What race're you anyway?
>>27529367
>he thinks most girls under 18 are virgins in 2016
you cant make this shit up
>>27529432
>I can't comprehend how you dudes can be robots
I live in EE and there's no difference if you're white. I'd even say that exotic guys would be able to score more than whites here.
>>27529422
Just change your age to 16 on facebook senpai
>>27529432
I'm white but I don't use dating apps because I have no sexual market value.
>>27529432
>wont date them because cultural differences
Pretty sure is implies the girl is white herself, retard.
dumb tumblrposter
>>27529448
I'm in NYC, so the competition's already insane. Honestly it's probably pretty even for all races except like indian dudes.
>>27529462
Yeah I misread. No need to get hostile.
>>27529330
Some of us aren't physically attractive, friend. Must be nice, though.
>>27529524
It's useless unless you're social, in fact it makes getting friends harder sometimes.
>>27529330
Matches dont mean shit, dese hoes are flakey.
How many have you fucked?
>>27529330
what do you use as your profile pic? What do you put in your bio? What do you talk to them about? Have you actually fucked anyone on tinder? Would I be able to start a real relationship with someone from tinder?
I'm like a 6/10 18 yo white guy, but socially retarded. How would I do?
>>27529432
bumble is an app where the girl has to act first
>>27529432
The top 10% of white men are desirable.
These smelly basement trolls and there broke asses dont count
>>27529613
Not entirely. If you put a 5/10 white guy, with a 5/10 and 5/10 asian, and all 3 had the exact same personality, the white guy would get chosen almost all the time.
That's just how it is
>>27529613
What if your somewhere between 40% and 60%. How would that work out for you?
>>27529563
Picture of me holding a pokeball
This is my bio
Whatever, mostly flirting from the get go
Yes
Probably, there are lots of girls
Since youre 18 you should probably make a new facebook and set your age to like 16 or 17 that way you can match people in your age
Highschool girls dont really care if youre a social fuck up and theres lots of those on tinder and you can talk about whatever
smoking/drinking/driving all appeals to people that old
>>27529638
*5/10 black
Oh my god fuck off robot
>>27529650
>6'2'
Looks like we found it. White AND 6'2'? You're golden. The fuck're you even doing here?
>>27529676
>implying im 6'2
im actually only 6' but girls dont know that
>>27529685
Doesn't matter. They see 6'2'.
>>27529676
This. A tall white guy is like a black guy with a legit BBC. It's like a dream come true for most sloots.
Help me with my profile, please. I'm only getting like 1 match per day. Should I drop one of the photos?
>Be Black
>Barely get any matches in my city
>Spoof my location to Germany
>Matches out the wazoo
The memes are real.
>>27529818
take better quality pictures
>>27529860
I don't have any
oregano
>>27529818
>german
blackface is the only way to go I'm afraid
>>27529818
make 3 your main photo
drop 4 and 5
make your bio something like
I love to travel, sing and always up for a good time
Include your height, and that you like to smoke weed
>>27529330
No mobile phone
>>27529818
change your first picture to one with just yourself m8
>>27529875
>>27529899
Ok I did that. Thanks guys
>>27529350
When did you decide you wanted to die a virgin?
>>27529876
It's 2016!
How do you survive?
>>27529818
drop the photos with other people in it.
drop the photos of you holding alcohol.
>>27529953
Come on faggot, you're on r9k, what do you expect? Oh, and another thing, you ever hear of a land-line, genius?
I get matches all the fucking time but I've never received a single message from anyone.
Even if I send the first message I don't get a reply.
>thinking that an ugly robot like you is going to get a girl on tinder
>>27530210
JFC OP I DIED SO FUNNY HAHAHA
>>27529676
>tfw white and 6'2"
I have a hooked nose, passed down by jewish ancestors, an underbite that can only be fixed by surgery which would involve breaking my jaw, and an incredibly boring voice which makes me sound depressed, no matter what. As a result, I'm KV, and don't think that's gonna change any time soon. Being white and 6'2" is useful, but you can still get fucked over by other flaws.
>>27529330
I tried once. I got 3 matches total. All 3 were single mothers and I didn't realize it until after matching.
>>27529367
>implying it's not easy mode
>implying any of them want to hang out with a creepy awkward 20+ year old robot
>implying you won't get v& if you try
>>27531026
they will if you smoke/drink
>implying all girls are feds
thats why you get snapchat
Only had it for 2 days, not too hard desu
>>27531315
assume youre under 18 on your account?
cause i dont think you can have 164 matches in two days on limited swipes on reg tinder
>>27529330
honestly, Tinder rekt teh fuck out of my phone. I use OKCupid and get pussy that way.
>>27529875
>>27529903
What? Don't listen to this dude, photo three makes it obvious you have literally no chin. Doesn't look good.
>>27531350
Yep, my 18+ has a lot less sadly
>>27531491
Which one would you recommend?
>>27531536
<18 is better anyway
Girls are hot af and not prudes
Some great matched and stuff
Congrats, you found literal fembots.
>>27531830
Don't you want to go on a date with this girl r9k? Aren't you jealous of people who match with this proud PoC
>tfw cant steal some chads phone and his photo roll so i have infinite number of selfies for troling on snapchat
>>27531612
agree 100%, they also message first most of the time
How do you guys get so many matches? I'm good looking (not my opinion but both genders my age group and older) and yet I get maybe 2 matches a day after a lot of swiping (i have plus)
>>27532022
Good looking is not enough. You need to be 1st percentile topmodel. Or a random 1.60m (sand)nigger if you're in Europe.
i tried to make a tinder once but i dont have a facebook so it wouldnt let me
What are some must have info that i should include in my bio
>>27532148
That you are a master of memes and not a manlet
>Show Ages: 18-18
now we're talking !
>>27529330
because it wants me to log on with jewbook, which i use solely for contacting old navy buddies
what the fuck does this whole sign in with facebook thing do i dont want everyone in my fucking business while im hunting booty
I tried Tinder. I only get matches from fat uggos with nothing to talk about, definitely lower quality women than I get smiles and looks from in real life.
>>27532275
It's to make sure you're not a bot and to make sure your private information is spread and shared to every corporation who wants it so they can perfect their targeted advertising algorithms.
Most women on tinder are fat, ugly or non-white. Getting tons of matches doesn't mean shit if you swipe right all the landwhales.
>>27529344
current events u dumb fuck
I LOL at all these tinder boasters who make their profile look impressive by deleting matches and messages until the first few visible ones are all hot girls. If you have 144 matches or 600 matches, why have you ignored them all? Why have you ignored them all and then asked us why we aren't on tinder yet, as if you're so successful?
Because you matched with hundreds and hundreds of fat land whales lel
>>27532485
>have fat fetish
>go on tinder looking for hambeasts to plow
>every single girl on there is a skinny pretty bitch who likes hiking and clubbing
>swipe right on every fat girl and left on every Stacy
>still nothing but stacies
Where are the fatties, you guys said there would be fatties
>>27531845
The fact that creature can even suggest people want to fuck it infuriates me.
>>27529330
REEEEEEEE
Botocucko
>Open with the message 'How tight'
>Not even 10 minutes later shes sending full nude pussy spread pics on snapchat
wew lads, this asian is fiesty
>>27534626
......pics?
Originaru commento desu ne
I went to tinder once. All the women there looked generic with their generic quotes, generic pictures, generic interests. I rather jerk off desu. I may have low self esteem, but i'm not that desperate.
>>27530104
believe it or not man but girls believe that you should do the pursuing. match just means that they are attracted to you dipshit.
there are social black and ugly guys who wish they would get matches.
>>27533775
try pof. also a ton of single mothers
Been using it for almost a week and no matches at all, been swiping like crazy too. I guess im a horrible abomination of mankind then.
>>27534626
Post proof you lying shit.
>>27536041
your not ugly but the pictures implicate youre super boring (from a girls view). whats with that half smile? you cant possibly think someone finds this attactive. either smile with confidence or dont smile at all. your guitar looks super boring, no stikcers or anything. all your pictures are colorless. you make pictures of sleeping animals, are you are stalker? if thats your dog make him do something interesting. picture 4 is screaming fake person, your friends are all natural but youre just a clown. your not an actor so stop the faking. just act natural and show whats interesting about you, something that makes you special.
>>27529471
new york is easymode even for robots
unless you're nonwhite
Fuck ze bitches, get ze money
>>27536434
Even for some nonwhites it's pretty easy if you put yourself out there.
> requires jewbook
REEEEE hell no. Fucking normies.
>>27529818
The only turn off I saw was
>Why do you have a picture with a girl? Is that your ex? And if so why is she still relevant?
>hmmm I don't like alcohol, hope you don't mind
You are very cute other wise 8-9/10
>>27529330
I tried this for a month and got no matches. So, yeah, no.
Give me some advice guys, what do I put for my bio? My interests? What type of person I am? That I'm doing this for shits and giggles?
>Mostly swiped right
>No matches after a week
>Deleted profile
>Make profile again
>Made 6 right swipes
>few days later I got 4 matches
Probably not going to work out with most of them but at least getting the likes made me a more confident man.
>>27529330
Because nobody in my country uses Tinder.
>>27531864
>Pick a male model from Google.
>Move files to phone
>Upload
No basic sluts are gonna reverse search you, nigger.
>>27536041
lel you look like a mudslime terrorist... go for feminazis, they like mudslimes more than whiteys...
