>giant vein running down the length of my penis
everybody has that
I have two. Am I a freak?
>hole at the end of my penis
>TWO testicles
>tfw extremely veiny dick
shit looks like a scientific experiment
>HAIR on the BALLS
>wrinkled ballsack
I never had a chance
>scrotum has wrinkles
>penis is small
>grows big
>penis gets hard when aroused
I'm ending it tonight
>urine comes out of my penis and has for as long as I can remember
I just wanted to be normal
I think I have a fungus or something else...
>dry and clean pen0r
>red spot on the left side of the whole on my penisu
>periodically goes away
>comes back with a piece of dry skin peeling off
>peels off, red spot is tender
Theres no telling when it goes away or when it comes back. wat do
![1445832835809[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z3BqHy3.jpg "1445832835809[1].jpg")
>dick points UPWARDS when I get hard
Farewell, space robots.
>penis shrinks when cold
>>27528444
This.
Do you guys even know how a penis works?
An erection is when all the blood flows down there, this is why they call it a throbbing penis because all the blood is pumped down there and your penis is throbbing and becomes hard.
If you didn't have a giant vein running down the length if your penis then there is something wrong with you.
>when girls touch it milk comes out and they say it tastes salty.
>always tell them they should see a doctor because there must be something wrong with their tongue.
milk should not taste salty.
>>27528698
>An erection is when all the blood flows down there
If all the blood flowed down there, your organs would shut down and you would surely die. You dont know what you are talking about, fuck off
>poop comes out of butt
Why live?
>>27528741
but blood IS an organ, the biggest one in your body
>>27528741
Maybe not all the blood then but I think I am right and know exactly what I'm talking about, it's something to with blood flow. People who need viagra need viagra to help with that flow.
That's why men who wear skinny jeans for a long time might have some problems down the line.
>white goo comes out when mummy sucks my pp
>>27528767
ur mom is an organ lmao
>>27528772
yeah, nah
Does anybody else have a veiny foreskin? I feel like if I cut that shit off I'd bleed out in 5 minutes.
This thread was amazing to read!
Why does everyone say /r9k/ is worst board when it produces high quality shit like this?
Fucking ARCHIVE this master piece now!
>Scar running down under the length of my penis
>>27529767
If you think this thread was original you have to be really new here
