>tfw virgin
>tfw you'll only ever fuck a rubber vagina
>bought a Tenga
>I always lost my erection inside it
>even though it said one-use, I made sure not to cum inside it so I could use it a second time
>after the fifth time I used it, it starts spitting out its insides on my dick
It didn't even feel good. I fapped again with my hand right after and it felt so much better. If this is what having sex feels like then I'll just stick to fapping.
>>27527822
>spitting out its insides on my dick
that sounds like you didn't use lube
your just retarded
>>27527840
It's prelubed dumbshit.
>>27527863
>prelubed
ya for the first time and maybe second time if you push it.
lube needs to be reapplied you dumb fuck
>buy onahole
>have to struggle to get inside it even with lube
>keep losing my erection because it's too tight
>end up just tonguefucking it while I imagine it's a girl sitting on my face
>good the first few times
>get too used to it and it doesn't do anything special for me anymore
>have a tenga
>using it one day
>cum in it
>suddenly my mom comes home
>PANIC MODO
>slam the lid on and chuck it in the drawer
>think "i'll just clean it later"
>completely forget about it
>2 weeks later, been busy so haven't had time to use it
>get it out
>awww yisssss.jpg
>open the lid
>sweet, rotten scent of decaying organic matter comes out and floods the room, i'm gagging
>awwww nnnooooo.jpg
>takes ages to clean it and get the smell out, had to open all the windows to air out the house
learn from my mistakes anons
>>27528657
At least you didn't get an infection like someone on jaypee
A girl sent me a bunch of nudes today because I colored something for her.
how does this make you feel.
>>27527769
I heard some onaholes feel better than real pussy since they are made to massage the right spots.
You are only fucking rubber because you choose to. If you want real vagina so bad, go and find it.
>>27528708
Holy fuck I didn't realize anyone else ever got an infection from unwashed masturbator sleeves like I did.
>be 16-year-old autist
>by masturbator sleeve from jlist
>feels good as fuck, use it daily
>don't bother cleaning it because who cares, just store it away in a drawer
>one year passes, begin to feel burning while urinating
>"eh, whatever"
>testicles end up swelling to the size of small grapefruits, every single step I take is painful
>"I seem to have made a grave error in judgement."
>get ultrasound on balls, incredibly awkward to say the least
>goes away in a month after some antibiotics
Moral of the story, always clean your jackoff sleeves.
>>27528934
>tfw found a real vagina on the floor once and fucked it
Luckiest day ever, kept it under my bed too, mum never found out
>>27527916
what the fuck is an onahole? is that like a pedo sex toy
about to smoke weed & have sex with my coworker I wish she was my gf tho :/
>>27528984
Have fun Nigger don't forget to blow your load on her face
>>27528959
eh I had to go through the ultra sound on my balls by a qt nurse too. It was cold and I was nervous so It was horrible.
>will never even fuck a rubber vagina because I'm too cheap to buy one
>>27529078
i've had various different types, fleshlight, spyder, tenga flip hole and deep throat cup, various miscelanious no-name models.
honestly the only one that felt better than my hand was the tenga deep throat cup
I would like to try the new "Hot tenga" models but no place near me stocks them.
I should get one of those usb onahole warmers for my fleshlight
>>27529078
You can get a decent one for $20 + shipping.
