The economy is not going to grow itself if you're always asleep you know. Thats why you need to start showing a can-do attitude and work double time to pay for Mrs Sheklia's upcoming summer charity ball at the Hamptons to make poverty history.
Remember, we're all in this together wagie. You do the work. While I do the spending.
Its almost supper time for me, which means going to the local diner for a cheap early bird meal. I get to pretend I'm on my way to work too, its like LARPing
A-atleast I get to buy more vidya games with my wageslave money.
Who the fuck is Mrs Sheklia and why the fuck would I chop off my balls to pay for her charity ball? I have much better things to do like watching anime, playing vidya and masturbation.
bitch please
>have a job that I like
>pays ok, nothing impressive
>have parent support
>have new car, food, vidya, clothes, gadgets....
this is the life
>>27527310
thisis an accurate representation of how the wagecuck is used as a mere tool for the gains of others, while he himself remains at the bottom of the corporate ladder. The neet would never allow himself to be exploited in such a way.
>>27527352
>lives with parents
>still cucked with bills
>have to pay them unless you want your invisible money(credit) to go in the red
yea...what were you thinking?
>>27527378
I love you smug wojack
>>27527352
no its not assclown
>>27527414
Why does this woman get my dick so hard even when I can't see her whole goddamn face?
daily original reminder desu
>>27528049
you got the two pictures mixed up desu. a wagie doesn't have enough time to look after himself. he probably uses a shower in a can on his way to work in the morning
>>27528049
>list says im a neetcuck
>actually a wagie
??????????????????????
>>27528085
responsibility=work
neets never work
As a wagecuck I love these threads. There's something smugly satisfying about the fantasy lives that NEETs pretend to live.
Tell me the one about how you're going to go freelance piano at the local hotel bar again?
-shitposted from work where I'm paid more than a fortnight's NEETbux in a single day
>>27528106
The best one I remember was how neets get "welfare piano's" that keep wagecucks up at night.
Second best was a neet who posted his room which was covered in old coke bottles and rubbish and his only defense was that being dirty isn't unhealthy.
>>27528049
>Wagecucks trying to make themselves feel better
M8 I'm a wagecuck and it fucking sucks. Very few wagecucks are happy and the few working people that enjoy their jobs tend to be in special circumstances compared to the average wagecuck. I wish i could be trustfund neet so badly.
>tfw the thread starts heating up and wagies are on the grill
>>27528129
same
I FUCKING HATE WORKING
I wish I could just sit at home all day smoking weed and playing vidya, watching movies, cooking, working out, bullshitting and doing what I want to do and not being a slave to the clock. Seriously don't even remember getting a full nights sleep and waking up when I wanted too. All I know is the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>27528129
Trustfund NEET is god-tier but regular prole neet is pretty shit desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYkKPAhPdDM
>Time to wake up wagiee!!..
>>27528267
whats your job anon?
>original comment this is yes
thats fine bro enjoy your money that you take from me, I'm on a comfy 110k a year! Shame i just bought $500 worth of tendies, oops you can't buy that much?
Funny how the cuckslaves somehow shitpost all day from work. Pull the other one, there wouldn't be a position if you didn't have to do anything under threat of firing. Wagecucks owned forever by the system and their asshole bosses.
>>27528085
>shower in a can
not bad
>>27530061
>Easy jobs with laidback bosses don't exist
Not every job is server at McDonalds. It's not my problem if you don't have any skills or qualifications to be eligible for anything else ;)
