Do fembots like Doj? I thought he was alright at first, but he really whiteknights in the most cringeworthy way possible.
>>27526647
No. Literally no one likes him.
>>27526647
I'll take the bait. Yeah, I thought he was cool after he gave me boy advice and seemed really chill. But then he started posting about his gf and Eliza and I'm disgusted.
>>27526764
Kek this.
Please stop making threads about yourself Doj.
Your gf enjoyed her ex's cock more than your little one.
>>27526647
Creating threads about yourself now, Doj? Faggot.
>>27526782
>>27526797
I don't like him. Finish reading the sentence.
he's a maggotchan traitor with terrible taste in camwhores
>>27526801
You make a thread that is slightly unflattering so people will talk about you, if it was just your usual "Doj is the best tripfag" thread, people would just call you gay and move on.
>>27526814
Sigh...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07PvXltDQgF
>>27526869
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07PvXltDQgF
yourvoiceissocute
>>27526869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YhZP30xbG3
>>27526647
>Doj has no male friends and only contactfags females
Should be redflag tbqh. He wants a harem like vyro and eeyore.
>>27526647
Why do you care? He's another tripfag.
You'd think this place would be numb to this by now.
>>27526647
Doj is the worst tripfag and that is saying a lot
He's the generic 'whiteknight who can't get rid of his creepy vibe' tripfag we've had a good few times before. Shockingly none of them got girlfriends out of the effort, real shocker.
>>27526647
>I thought he was alright at first
You sound like a slut
>inb4 no I only slept with my bf
Anything other than sex with your husband is slut-tier
>>27526797
>implying he doesn't always do this
>>27527184
Hot picture is hot
>>27526647
>fembots
funniest thing out of this thread, is women think they are robots.
>>27527216
Ikr? It's good they both have a nice glass of OJ to help keep cool.
nice balls mr chimpo
>>27527221
Every time I accidentally type in 'femanon' I make sure to go back and change it to 'fembot' just to trigger posters like you.
>>27527261
>being so pathetic you think r9k is a sekretk club
>Litrelly cannot bare not calling themselves a femaon/fembot because the attention and validation is just too good to give up.
sage
>>27527275
>>being so pathetic you think r9k is a sekretk club
Uh what? Are you okay there?
>>27527295
It's alright, we know you axe wound animals think this is a sekret club and try to fit in ;)
>>27527301
>you're drawing attention to yourself!
>one post later
>you're trying to fit in!
I think something is terribly wrong with you.
>>27527261
how devilish
commento originalo
>>27527261Every time I see "fembot" or "femanon" in a post, I go out of my way to act all offended just because I know I'll get some smug "gotcha" response in a minute.
>>27527429
>act
Sure thing.
Be my gf fem"bot"pIease
Hey guys found the ops picture the stupid attention whore.
:)
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27509015/#27509122
>>27526779
Erica*
>>27526797
I did not make this thread.
>>27526804
What's maggotchan?
>>27527081
I don't want a harem. I don't care for social contact other than the social contact I already have.
>>27527510
How is she even attentionwhoring?
>>27527455
nice posts up
you really are one attention whoring kike.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27504630/#27504630
He's just another beta whiteknight cuck like half the people here. The difference is he uses a trip to delude himself into thinking he's important.
>>27526647
who? literally who
"dodge" aka what
reminder whoever that is didn't even make the list METRIC is on
He's okay. A little edgy sometimes.
>>27527510
>implying pic related is me
Christ, you're dumb.
>>27527662
You don't need to lie you stupid ugly Kike, i took the MD5 hash from your file.
;)))
>>27527666
Hehe anecdotes is lemon. We don't forfeit, we dont fret. Expecto patronum!
>>27527666
Holy shit nigger you're a fucking retard, did you even read the thread you linked?
>i took the MD5 hash from your file.
No need to explain retard, there's a good chance I know more about 4chan and 3p archives than you.
>>27527691
See: >>27526647
1434207547779.jpg with an image has of lxSVXGrbn7pvTpGIgMZ9jQ==
Same one that is on the OP of this thread: http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27509015/#27509015
must feel bad getting BTFO, m'lady.
>>27527484
I'll be your online gf if you buy me stuff
>>27526647
>doj
>white knight
What the fuck he's a mysogynyst piece of shit just like all of you. He belongs here lol
>crying about a white knight
>the kike posted pictures of her self in other threads
>>27527716
did you even read the thread you linked? Answer my question.
I can't wait until you realize how much of a fool you just made yourself.
>>27527718
What kind of stuff
And will you prove you're a grill
>>27527716
>people don't save and repost images
Look at the individual filenames you absolute sperg.
>>27527724
Where did you get that from?
>>27527737
From my amazon wishlist.
Fuck, if that erica chick can do it why can't I
>>27527735
you keep pretending OP ;)))
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/lxSVXGrbn7pvTpGIgMZ9jQ/
Nice hash file names, m'lady. With only 3 ever posted in all the boards combined.
BTFO to be honest.
op why are you such a gigantic attention whore?
>>27527748
No because I know it'll be expensive stuff
And an online gf that would never consider trying to make the relationship work irl is garbage
>>27527741
>>27527724
I'm with Doj on this. He's a massive whiteknight faggot
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27502441/#27504645
">Like men but not sexually attracted to them.
Help "
op why are you so retarded? im having fun reading your posts you pathetic bitch.
>>27527751
Guess you must've realized your fuck-up already.
>OP claims to prefer lesbian porn
>poster who supposedly posted a pic of her own face, namely, the one you reposted here, claims the exact opposite of that
Get rekt, fucking halfwit.
>>27527819
>believing the OP
It's the op's picture, just like how she quickly recorded her voice earlier on. To "prove",
Attention whores will always be attention whores, sorry.
Dirty kike.
>>27527768
We have already debunked that not to be OP.
>>27527781
Who cares? You're going to buy her stuff anyway. If not you, dozens of others will because you're all pathetic little pussywhipped manbabies.
>>27527809
I'm really not desu though I understand how people can perceive it as whiteknighting on this board. Truth is I don't give preferential treatment. Gender doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is if someone is being a dickhead for no reason, and sadly most guys on this board are exactly that.
>>27527741
>Look at the individual filenames you absolute sperg.
I resisted the urge to tell this anon after he attempted this in another thread and failed.
Coincidentally, I just spent 4 hrs in the archives following an image chain of a specific anon. The person has an interesting life and I hope this person reciprocates my contactfagging. timeforbed
>>27527831
Pic related is literally you right now.
You were so gung-ho about BTFOing me you didn't double check and posted someone else's pic instead. el oh el
>>27527871
It's okay tranny kike, no one will think any less of you ;))
>>27527876
>even more damage control
You'll never be able to clean up this embarrassing act, asshat.
>>27527898
great kike nose OP, can totally see the voice above you recorded of yourself for the attention matching 120% spot on.
t-b-h
>>27527862
>Coincidentally, I just spent 4 hrs in the archives following an image chain of a specific anon
That sounds boring.
Also my best friend is a Hawaiian US submariner and I've known him for 8 years now. I also frequently talk to a Hungarian guy I've known for the same timespan and we play games together with the 3 of us pretty often. Then there's also 16 year old Californian faggot whom I talk to every few days and play videogames with (actually thought he was older than 20 back when I met the guy when he was 14).
My point is that you shouldn't be assuming things about anyone's private life or persona based on the things they post on a board that does not abide by social normalities. /r9k/ is not my entire life. In fact, it's a very small fragment of it.
>>27527907
>he's STILL trying
>after all the evidence pointing to the contrary
This is getting painful to watch.
>>27527781
I have like 5 items on there and 3 of them are under $20.
>>27527964
>I have like 5 items on there and 3 of them are under $20.
My other point still stands
>>27527860
>sadly most guys on this board are exactly that.
Then why are you tripfagging here?
You can go troll a subreddit
Wait, is DOJ pony fag?
do you fap to mlp familiare??
oh god that's just sad
>>27527964
>evidence
>iiit-itt wasn't meeee
Good try, roastie whore. Once an attention whore always one. btw nice camel nose.
;)
>>27527748
interesting
you claim to not be an attention craving whore and that picture isn't yours but you are;
Parading around and telling people you're a le women
Posting recording of your autistic sperg sounding voice
Mentioning your amazon wish-list.
Drink some bleach.
>>27527976
>>27527781
You can fly to NZ for all I care. But it really just sounds like you're flaking to me.
>>27527980
Ok, ok. Let's say that pic is me, can you answer my question? >>27527691
>>27527992
she can't help it famalamadindog, it's the only thing they know.
>>27527992
>i-if someone offered me the possibility to buy me shit I would totally turn them down!!
kek sure
>>27528005
>Kiwi
No wonder you sounded like absolute trash on your microphone like you had your fathers dick rammed down your throat. As they say, NZ women are rated the ugliest in the world.
Also stay the fuck out of my country you disgusting trash: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/new-zealand-migration-to-australia-soars-40-per-cent/story-fnixwvgh-1226790754690
>>27528005
>You can fly to NZ for all I care. But it really just sounds like you're flaking to me.
My point obviously still stands
I'd go to New Zealand for nothing
>>27528035
tiptopkek
savage anon is savage
>>27527992
>>27528035
Let me guess, you're the same guy who been trying to "prove" I the girl in >>27527510
Still trying to get at me even after the initial stumble.
>>27528036
>I'd go to New Zealand for nothing
You said you wanted a gf right? You're too transparent, you fucking flake
>>27528067
And if I flew to NZ I wouldn't get a gf
>>27528067
You keep up those assumptions, because not everyone wants to bow down to some hideous broad that looks like a hemorrhoid on a baboons asshole. Get hit by a heavy tree-branch when another earth quake hits your shit country.
By the way: http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/3084367/Nice-Kiwi-blokes-shame-about-the-women
>but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest.
>>27528082
why would you want one?
Don't you understand 3d is overrated and a waste of resources??
Time money and efforts wasted on wet holes
What the fuck is going on, your hand is much better at doing what a women does, it's faster, and doesn't bitch or cry or constantly nag you for attention.
I get that you are lonely, but 3d is not the solution
>>27527979
No.
During the conception of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, you very well know bronies became a thing and I hated them with every last bit of my entire soul (and still do). I would actively tell them to kill themselves in Youtube comments.
At some point, a random guy sent me a message on Youtube inviting me to the /r/BronyHate subreddit. Checked the place out and it looked comfy, so I made a reddit account and started shitposting there along with raiding brony places with a bunch of /r/BronyHate posters. This was also the very first time I set foot on Reddit.
At some point, /r/BronyHate got stale and people just kept throwing tantrums about bronies instead of just rightfully making fun of them without getting asshurt themselves. Between reaching this point and my arrival on Reddit, I also heard about /r/mylittleandysonic1, a very /b/-esque subreddit where people just seemed to shitpost aggressively with My Little Pony as their theme.
I then decided to "switch sides" to /r/mylittleandysonic1 to instead feast on /r/BronyHate's asshurt since they were being just as cringy as Bronyfags are. /r/mylittleandysonic1 were alright and didn't really take anything serious.
In the end, /r/BronyHate was deleted and most of its members banned from Reddit. I lingered around andysonic1 for a few months after this and never really looked back. Fun times though.
That screencap in particular was one of many posts I made on andysonic1 when I was still "with /r/bronyhate" just to cause distress and made some of the more paranoid bronyhate posters post garbage about me on their sub, where I was a "high ranking" raider/poster.
To this day I still fucking hate brony autists and this has never changed.
>>27528082
If you really wanted a an animal you could go to the local zoo, mate.
>>27528088
Savage ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE!!!
>>27528082
Why did you ask me in the first place? Your attempt at weaseling out of this is pathetic.
>>27528088
>not denying the samefagging
I knew it.
>>27528095
ok got it.
where have you been faggot?
>>27528107
Sure believe what you want, but it won't change how disgusting your axe wound looks. If i had to put it into words I'd say your pussy looks like a president after he served two terms.
Fall in a manhole you disgusting ferret.
>>27528107
>dude by me stuff lmao
Trash bin
>>27528157
Hey, answer my question! >>27527691
>>27528145
I was banned for 3 days for "Yeah how about fuck off".
>>27528163
What else can you offer in a relatioship, give you're from /r9k/?
>>27528167
>Hey, answer this question that wasn't initially directed at me.
Your vagina looks rougher than industrial sanding equipment. Your vagina looks like it's had more surgeries than Bruce Jenner. Your cunt looks like it got kicked in by a SWAT team. Your pussy looks like an old woman's mouth when she doesn't have her dentures in. Your cunt is more beat than scrambled eggs.
>>27528168
top fucking kek
oh god, who's balls did you stepped on?
what was the thread about?
>>27528185
this fucking thread is hilarious
>>27528185
>>27528185
>wasn't initially directed at me
Yeah, yeah, you samefagging little shit.
>>27528194
I think it was the 3 simultaneous Erica threads I made Anonymously.
>>27528182
I'm good looking :3
>>27528205
>i think
oh m8 you totally deserved thatactually you deserved more than that maybe a month or 2
>>27528207
So am I :3I already have a guy buying me stuff just because of my looks :3. Hear that, >>27528185?
>>27528207
> :3
I doubt it.
>>27528214
Month bans seem to be reserved for very reckless faggotry and ban evasion though. Everything else seems to be a 5 days or less.
>>27528204
Whatever helps you sleep a night knowing you've got a vagina that looks like scrambled eggs. Get strangled by a junkie with barbed wire on your next drug dealer visit when you go to pick up some more amphetamine you crack whore.
>>27528224
>I already have a guy buying me stuff just because of my looks :3
Double trashed
>>27528224
How much did you need to blow your dad before he bought you that dole house that's only 25 years late? Did you have the decency to at least reach around?
>>27527202
OBLITERATED
OC
>>27528095
>get to enjoy a cute little show
>get to enjoy some genuinely cute fanart from time to time
>get to enjoy some horse porn
>get to enjoy watching unwashed fedoralords make fools of themselves decked out in pony shit
>get to watch 99% of the internet get literally triggered over mlp because of these guys
Feels good getting on this ride early. 5 years later, and some people still shit rage at the mere mention.
>>27528246
>i want a gf!
>i want company!
>i want sex!
>i want someone to be my emotional sponge and validation machine, but I won't contribute anything!
Right back at you.
Stay mad.
>>27528288
>The only way to contribute in a relationship is buying shiny things
"no"
Best tripfag is thatguy.
>>27528288
not that guy, but that's not how relationships work.
he isn't supposed to buy you anything, he does that because he is a betacuck faggot that hopes you will one day love him.
>>27528095
That's all so pathetic. Aren't you in your 20s? You're too old for this shit, pathetic manchild
>>27528294
That's the only way _you_ can contribute, tbqh famalam.
>>27528301
See above
>>27528246
I'd buy her something right now just to piss you off further, actually, regardless of her looks or gender. If she turns out to be guy, I'd still go through buying something.
>>27528274
I used to get legitimately triggered at MLP fags but eventually I just saw the pattern of everything I despised to be some form of attentionwhore. Furries, bronies, SJWs, tumblrites, you name it.
Nowadays I just hate everyone equally much.
>>27528298
That's not how you spell Riddler.
>>27528311
I was 17 back then.
>>27528288
You should consider yourself lucky he is even conversing with you, after-all we already established New Zealand women are considered one of the ugliest in the world. I bet you're currently fucking yourself over this attention and validation with your fathers Shoehorn as it never happens outside of the internet.
>>27528319
>impIying
no
>>27528319
so the argument is a betacuck faggot can only contribute to a relationship with money because he isn't chad?
>>27528320
>I'd buy her something right now just to piss you off further, actually, regardless of her looks or gender. If she turns out to be guy, I'd still go through buying something.
Really?
>>27528320
Go for it dojjo, that is actually hilarious
>>27528320
>saw the pattern of everything I despised to be some form of attentionwhore. Furries, bronies, SJWs, tumblrites, you name it.
Same, including tripcodes unless you contribute original content.
>>27527718
I'll do it, post contact
>>27528338
>hey fembots anyone else hate doj hes a creep!
>Doj: LMAO WANNA BUY HER SUMFIN 2 MAKE NERDS UPSET
>R'rrealy pretty plz
>>27528354
You sound hella mad
>>27528351
>Anonymous
yeah right
>>27528351
what is wrong with you, stop feeding her/him
why would you want to do something like that? you understand she will never genuinely like you and she considers you a walking wallet??
Why do this to yourself dude??
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
>>27528338
Yes.
>>27528350
The only bad tripcodes on /r9k/ are Samson and Eggman.
>>27528354
I just have to say it and you already start foaming.
>>27528369
>Anonymous
>yeah right
What?
>>27528375
Hey Doj, why are you pretending like you have money, don't forget to tell everyone the followjng;
You're a fat dutch
Have no job
>>27528381
she wants you to have a trip and post contact faggoti think
>>27528375
>only
No need to lie, I'm trying to meet you halfway here.
Nobody here contributes anything but some shitty inner circle drama and their self important opinions. Nothing that actually helps the place out.
>>27528385
isn't netherlands a rich country??
i doubt he doesn't have money.
>>27528404
Hes a poor fat faggot, with no job. Who orbit some fat married women for months and she bought him a 3DS and he sent her chocolates and other stuff. Kids a complete loser who parades around like he is the next scarface.
>>27528375
https://spit.mixtape.moe/view/008d6f59
>>27528385
I thought Doj was Doge, the fat asian dicklet?
>>27528417
wowdoge? Holy shit I forgot about him
>>27528388
I'd rather not become a tripfag
>>27528417
still not as bad as thomas the chink engine.
>>27528442
I was saying you're not doj and you're not being serious. You were probably trying to get my contact in the hopes of getting a picture of my face out of this whole thing.
>>27528320
>I'd buy her something right now just to piss you off further, actually, regardless of her looks or gender. If she turns out to be guy, I'd still go through buying something.
Not him but let us all see what a real man you are, i bet you already have cold feet you wrinkled up fat fuck knowing your welfare cheque would end up totaling zero for the month. Don't be all bark and no bite. How about getting the contact details of scrambled vagina and buying her something from amazon to show all us robots how a "real" man does it, a "real" man that hits the triple digits on the scale.
>>27528471
But l was serious...
>>27528479
Then see >>27528416
>>27528385
I'm not fat but I do have money, just not much because most of my money is being spent on school tuition and healthcare.
>>27528402
Fair enough. I did try to help this place out but /r9k/ is a lost cause, even staff doesn't give a shit anymore. The only staff present seems to be a single mod who doesn't like female tripfags and tries to delete everything related to them, yet completely ignores all the other rampart rulebreaking on here.
>>27528404
Yeah, hence I don't have to take a student loan and go 50.000 dollar in debt despite working on my second trade school degree.
>>27528417
No. I'm white/jewish.
>>27528475
I have to make an account first.
>>27528471
Why would he waste the effort? he could simply go to the local zoo and visit the monkey part. Picture related is one of your family members on Steve Irwin.
>>27528487
>I have to make an account first.
Hurry up, faggot.
>>27528483
When would I get the gf?
>>27527510
That chick wasn't even the OP of the previous thread.
I recon she had shitty taste for fetishes but she wasn't attention whoring, she was making fun of the lesbian "fembots" calling them on their transbian bullshit.
>>27528487
>I'm not fat but I do have money,
no you dont and yes you are fat, you lying blob.
you were always crying over the shipping cost for the chocolates you sent to the fat bitch you orbited for months.
>>27528483
>>27528505
>you said you're in NZ
>Ships to Kent, England
>>27528505
Who the hell said anything about gfs, weasel?
>>27528527
>>Ships to Kent, England
What
>>27528500
Does Amazon not have a Paypal payment method? How shitty. I don't have any way to pay. Sorry
>>27528516
Well yeah, if the shipping costs are 5 times as expensive as the actual gift, you'd logically complain about it.
>>27528534
Buy something for gf
>>27527718
>>27528351
And Christchurch, Canterbury is a college in England
>>27526647
I don't know who he is, but I get the impression from this thread that's a good thing.
>>27528539
Yes, as expected you backed out of it you little gutless fuck. Who knew Doj was a lying fat cunt.
>>27528375
>>27528487
>>27528539
>doj is samefagging this thread to death
does anyone actually fall for when you take off your trip? or is that just a meme that you've deluded yourself thinking that it works
>>27528555
I don't have a credit card, US bank account, Amazon store pass. There's no possible way for me to pay. Did you forget I live in the Netherlands, and not the US?
>>27528567
Haven't made a single post without a trip in this thread.
>>27528576
just found this link;
https://payments.amazon.com/customer
>However there is now a solution that allows you to use PayPal funds to pay on Amazon.com. WeUsePayPal lets you to purchase an Amazon e-gift card using your PayPal account. Once you receive your gift card by email, it may be redeemed immediately. Note: Amazon gift cards are now physical and sent via one-day shipping.
Get snapping Doj you shit cunt.
>>27528550
>And Christchurch, Canterbury is a college in England
Have you tried google you stupid fuck
>>27528587
No need to be so mean anon
>>27528576
on a serious note, why don't you literally shop yourself into the list i posted above?
bandage was able to do it, so im sure you could do it aswellbandage isn't better then you is he? or is heyour pic should be a picture of sonic because ur autism and it goes well with the name dodge
>>27527252
>chimpo
ic what you did thar
>>27528415
oh that's some juicy info, i thought he was studying at uni.
how do you know all this stuff??
>>27528576
Hello Mr. Dodge, have you let the darkness take control?
Death.
Suffering.
For each justice is a death.
For each death is a lie.
Mr. Dodge, have you given up? Have you seen true darkness surround your very soul, leaving you with nothing but despair?
Mr.Dodge, it is time.
It is time.
It is time.
>>27528587
Guess no gf then
Okay femanon
>>27528581
http://www.weusepp.com/products/paypal?variant=1212635076
Hurry up Doj you pathetic fat fuck, you can also send scrambled egg girl the card via email and have her redeem it on her account. I expect her to provide proof in here if you do it.
>>27528554
tl;dr Doj is a spineless whiteknight cuck who orbits girls and flaunts his exploits.
>>27528581
Checking frantically and can't find anything about PayPal at all.
>>27528620
I already said I have no reason to. I don't care about your shitty popularity contest.
>>27528626
Nice.
>>27528669
I just linked it you stupid fuck, all that glucose has gone to your head; >>27528646
Dumb cunt.
>>27528581
SICKCUNT
Literally no excuses
>>27528646
Why are you so fucking desperate for him to buy me things? I thought you hated me.
>>27528646
keeeps getting better
>>27528681
don't worry cunt, it's not about you
it's about him doing what he said he would
>>27528681
Why won't you be my gf if I buy you things?
>>27528681
see here; >>27528475
I want to see the dumb fuck man up and do what he says he will do for once, i want to see if the shit cut backs out of it now. He got himself into this mess and it's time to pay up. He has no excuse with the links i provided, enjoy your new amazon toy straight from Doj's welfare pay.
>>27528716
get the glasses ready
>>27528715
Because you won't.
>>27528716
>I want to see the dumb fuck man up and do what he says he will do for once
I thought he did this for eliza, are you saying he chickened out for her too?
>>27528646
>Gift Card
>Delivered via Amazon's one-day shipping.
>>27528740
Erica*, and no, never planned on it. She's actually orbiting me.
>>27528728
Yes I will
But you called me a weasel when I mentioned it
>>27528754
Because you were weaseling out of buying me things.
>Yes I will
Okay I'm your gf now!
>>27528742
Hey, are you backpedaling again now? Because that's exactly what it looks like you gigantic colossal hippopotamus looking dutch. You said you wanted to pay with paypal so i linked you a credible website with 10 seconds of searching that gives you a gift-card that redeem onto your account or give to someone else to redeem.
You're a shit cunt.
>>27528766
First I want to know how we'll go through with this
Then I'll buy you the sandisk
>>27528768
straya bringing the heat
>>27528785
You fly to chch and I be your gf
>>27528785
m8 i don't think this is the time or place, put a throwaway email wait for her to MAAAYBBBEE contact you.
>>27528792
>>27528791
[email protected]
Right this will work I guess
>>27528791
>inb4 he literally does
oh boy that would be something to witness full on awkward autismus maximus
>>27528768
It's not a gift card. It's a store card that probably doesn't even deliver to my country (and definitely would take at least a weak to arrive at my house), and considering I can't even find information about delivery anywhere I actually very much doubt the website is anywhere close to legitimate.
I also don't see why you're so incredibly thirsty about me buying a gift for that fembot. You're totally seething. Calm the fuck down Anon.
If you can find me an actual usable method of buying a gift for that fembot, I'll have no problem buying it for her.
>>27528797
enjoy it anon
loneliness is the only companion you need.
She will never love you
>>27528802
>https://payments.amazon.com/customer
it's legit doj
http://www.weusepp.com/blogs/paypal-guides/14423857-paypal-amazon
it gives you online credit.
Just do it already
>>27528802
>>27528802
You can just admit you're a gigantic faggot who felt his first ever bit of testosterone rush, so you opened your slack jawed mouth and decided to be a mad cunt and say you are going to buy something to upset the robots. We are waiting, you stupid cunt.
>It's not a gift card. It's a store card that probably doesn't even deliver to my country (and definitely would take at least a weak to arrive at my house), and considering I can't even find information about delivery anywhere I actually very much doubt the website is anywhere close to legitimate.
It's a gift card you can redeem yourself or give to someone else you stupid cunt, it also gets sent to your -INTERNET- mail box.
Whats your excuse now you gutless cunt especially with this website i now just linked; https://www.gyft.com/
>>27528843
oh australia how i love you
>>27528829
>https://payments.amazon.com/customer
I already said that I couldn't find anything related to this on there.
>>27528843
No, read the website. It clearly states it's a physical card. Why would there be one-day shipping in a digital purchase?
>>27528887
Good job completely ignoring the other link i posted about 5 minutes ago. Stupid faggot who lets his slack jawed mouth wonder on.
>>27528887
dude you redeem it
REDEEEM!!!
you use paypal to redeem an amazong gift card, it's online credit
top kek
come on doj just do it
>>27528887
https://www.gyft.com/
https://www.gyft.com/
https://www.gyft.com/
https://www.gyft.com/
this must be embarrassing for you doj.
>>27528895
What link? I probably looked over it because your schizophrenic rambling looks the same all around.
>>27528899
Ah, I see.
>>27527510
jfc you're retarded
>>27528907
So you literally had to post another reply and didn't go over the link i posted earlier on that's listed here instead; >>27528843
>https://www.gyft.com/
How could you be so thick? You're as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
>>27528907
now we waiti was muted because not original enough
Fembot, please reconfirm through vocaroo that https://spit.mixtape.moe/view/008d6f59 is your wish list. It's very confusing that the apparent angry manbabies are spamming me about how I should be buying you a gift.
>>27528921
ashtray on a motorcycle
fucking hell aussies are savage, m8 you are making me laugh my ass out
>>27528931
>are spamming me about how I should be buying you a gift.
Are you forgetting you were the first one to mention buying her something because you thought you'd sound like a total wicked awesome super duper mad cunt?
Don't pin this on the robots, you gutless wimp.
>>27528946
Are you actually denying you're doing what I just said?
Yes, it's very confusing that you're advocating in favor of something you normally hate.
>>27528967
>Are you actually denying you're doing what I just said?
>Yes, it's very confusing that you're advocating in favor of something you normally hate.
Are you actually trying to pull the straw man argument over here? you should be buying the gift-card and not responding in here until you do so. You autistic greasy lard.
daily reminder that If you have a trip then you are not a robot
>>27528967
he is talking about this>>27528475
he and others aswell don't give a fuck bout the roastie, but we just want to see you waste money on a stupid cunt, like a good cuck
go on now, be a man.
Your post basically implies that's what men should do and that you are better than everyone else.
Go on now, hoppity hop to the paypal
>>27528967
You are seriously the dumbest fucking person to ever visit this board.
>>27528976
I'm waiting for the fembot to reconfirm her ownership of that wish list because I can't help but think it's actually yours, judging logically from the fact you're advocating in favor of me buying a gift for a fembot so aggressively.
I'd understand >>27528985 if it were in moderation, but you're unhealthily hellbent on it.
Tripfags are all normie cancer. STOP SHITTING UP OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Buy me something pls doj I'm a girl btw
>>27528999
>I'd understand >>27528985 if it were in moderation, but you're unhealthily hellbent on it.
Shouldn't have opened your slack jawed mouth and tried to impress some random girl over the internet.
>>27528999
nevermind us, just do it and post proof
>>27528999
ayy nice trips bro
lay's original
>>27528999
>I'm waiting for the fembot to reconfirm her ownership of that wish list because I can't help but think it's actually yours
How do I confirm it? Email?
>>27528999
Waiting on proof you bought gift-card. Anytime now right cuck?
>>27526647
Hey roastie where you at this >>27528999 beta cuck wants to be your walking wallet
Confirm that you are a grill and state today's date and your current time
>>27529025
I say send your email, and post Vocaroo in it if you are afraid of posting in this thread. Post Email screenshots.
>>27529025
VOCAROO STUPID CUNT
USE VOCAROO SAY
123 the current day date, and time
And also say something like
FREE SHIT!!!!
>>27529047
This sounds good, do it like you posted earlier on.
doj probably started the thread
>>27529068
well this is taking a long time, considering the speeds of modern technology i'd say they are sending each others letters through on horse messengers
>>27529115
Who knows, Doj probably put on his mothers dress since they both hit the triple digits on the scale and created the thread himself. We all know people use a trip-code for one reason and one reason only;
Attention.
>>27529037
>>27529047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GwQ4uDpsGY
There. Happy now
>>27529151
this calls for one thing only
MUZZ on
CUNT
!!!!
>>27529180
Now we wait for doj
>>27529180
you didn't say it all the way though why no 123 why no FREE SHIT??
come on darling, be a good girl next time
>>27529180
Doj we are waiting, the game is back on cunt.
>>27528999
>
>>27529180
waiting for gift card
>>27529229
>ucsmoke
i laughed more than i should have
>>27529256
>women
be patient cunt
>>27529269
Yeah, my fellow country men are quite nifty when it comes to the plates, My favorite would have to be "2hypo" though.
Saw it on a Skyline GTR R34.
>>27529300
i'm not smart enough to get it, what does it mean?
2hypo
2hip?
2 turbos?
>To protect your account, please help us confirm your identity. Go to your Account Profile on the Gyft website. Enter and verify your mobile number by SMS and connect social networks to your Gyft account. (We ONLY use this info to confirm your identity!) Then, try your purchase again. Or, you can try a different payment method now.
Nope.
Trying the other thing now.
>>27529353
hypo=Hyperactive
>>27529369
ow, i was expecting a more refined reference
>>27527548
DOJ
ALLOW ME TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR GF.
I will flip those hips and slam that ham.
>>27529379
She's not my gf anymore, sorry.
>>27529383
wait ERICA was your e-gf that you kept flaunting here?
>>27529383
Damn.
I used to reply to every thread you were in asking to and you never answered until now.
>>27529361
I just signed up, where does it say that?
;)
>>27529433
Are you guys anticipating him actually buying something for her or anticipating him eating his words?
>>27529433
Also it just opened the paypal page to pay.
aye is doj backing out?
>>27529433
oh man this is absolute savagery
>>27529391
No.
>>27529426
Didn't I reply to you in the beginning?
>>27529433
At check out. I'll make a screenshot for you.
>>27529466
The check out page here son?
>>27529455
>>27529455
>>27529433
Also no where does it say adding your FB / number is mandatory.
>>27529472
>try to go screenshot said message
>get random error emails instead
Great website.
>>27529506
>and now it wants me to verify my account by passport or ID
You know you also could just shut the fuck up and let me use the other website instead, right? This is all just making it take longer.
>>27529506
Post up your PayPal invoice, and get straight to this website; http://www.weusepp.com/products/paypal?variant=1212635076
Like you said you were going to do but instead sat in here talking about an underage girl.
>>27527510
>>27527768
>>27527907
>>27527980
>My picture posted in this thread.
>tfw I don't even have a wishlist.
I just posted that picture to shut up some tranny robot saying girls only masturbate to lesbian and erotica porn.
Now pls gib me attention. Thanks.
>>27529522
Oops, forgot picture.
>>27529526
Yeah, I was, before one of you actual autists started crying about gyft not being shitty.
Sit the fuck down and be patient, literal children.
>>27529451
either is good with us, if he wastes his money i'm ok with that, if he backs out he is like the aussie said "a slack jawed mouth faggot" who just talks.
don't worry cunt you will get your amazon shit one way or another.
that's the way of the world
>>27529538
>>Sit the fuck down and be patient,
You've been trying for more than an hour you autistic faggot, and only tried one website. How you don't forget to breath is beyond me.
>>27529529
/r9k/ isn't a christian board, REVEAL DEM TIDDIES
>>27529546
the australian outback heat brought onto yurop shores
amazing
>>27529540
Pretty much this, waiting for king cuckold to buy it already. Also i thought Doj the shit cunt had a Facebook and other bullshit.
>>27529553
Shut up faggot.
>>27529558
I have no social media. Why would you think I do.
>>27529571
Don't fucking lie doj, reddit counts
>>27529571
Why are you in here talking right now you oblivious faggot when you should be on that other website buying a gift card. You have the attention span of a kid with sever down syndrome.
>>27529578
If Reddit counts as social media, then so does 4chan.
>>27529590
I tried. It's asking for a United States address. Pretty such it's a physical card.
Find me a non awful service and I'll be happy to deliver.
>>27529615
>pretty sure
Pretty sure*
>>27529615
>then so does 4chan.
Only if you tripfag, like you are doing you fucking idiot
