Why do normies have such shit tier taste in porn?
I know what you're talking about. I don't watch porn, but goddamn every time I see this shit, it's so bizarre. Normies love the fakest moaning, most bolt-on tittied women. It's bizarre.
>>27525968
The most popular porn whore in history is Jenna Jameson, a fake, plastic, fake moaning, cum dodging, vanilla bore.
Only normies could drive such hype and fame off such minimal talents.
That or the Jews.
>>27526016
I just don't understand it. They're so plastic and fake, and normies eat it up. Same with most big pornstars. Even my brother and only friend, we've talked about porn a few time and they just love this fake this.
>>27526037
They like fake because they get the real thing.
The people who look for authenticity in their porn are usually the ones who feel lacking sexually in real life.
>normies consider this to be the greatest music group of all time
>>27526256
What do you consider to be the greatest music group of all time, Anon?
Normies have shit tier taste in literally everything.
That's why they're normies.
>>27526313
It's obviouslyCaptain Beefheart.
>>27526216
>The people who look for authenticity in their porn are usually the ones who feel lacking sexually in real life.
But surely that's the main market for porn?
>>27526393
Captain Beefheart &HIS MAGIC BAND, faggot
>>27526393
wow anon that's soplebian
Itt: op talking to himself
>>27526778
>11 posters
>12 posts
>OP talking to himself
????????
I'm not even OP either.
>>27526037
>plastic and fake
>fake
Yep, that's why I only jerk off to real animated girls!
>>27526778
itp; newfag cancer who doesn't know about the unique poster count
>>27526778
I can just tell you're some kind of 17 year old retard trying to fit in.
>>27525944
I think half of it is porn directors having the shittest taste, hence being porn directors on life - porn is a failing industry precisely because it doesn't deliver.
> Bolt on bleached hair slut going "yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me yeah"
> Girls moaning in ecstasy just from having their tits grabbed
> Cameras zooming in on manky vaginas like the end of starship troopers
>>27525944
They don't know the miracles of the japanese cartoon industry.
Which reminds me of you, OP. You're a normie too right? You're into 3DPD, faggot.
>>27526256
Yes, this is so annoying.
>>27526313
Faust
>>27528556
As if people couldn't get any more pathetic. jerking off to cartoons has to be the bottom of the barrel.
>>27528556
Rather jerk off to 3d than be a raging paedophile tbqhm9
>>27525944
am I the only male who thinks all porn is terrible? its just really shit actors doing a bad job of pretending to like fake as hell staged passionless sex and they seem to think the grosser the hotter
Who the fuck cares? Porn is a garbage tier "hobby" anyway. I miss the days of my youth where I could just get in shower, close my eyes and have a pleasant fap.
>>27525944
>lisa ann
>shit taste
shes got some pre decent scenes desu. Always good for a nostalgia fap.
>>27526256
>>27528569
>mfw /r9k/ are becoming next-gen hipsters
>>27528469
It's more like we're jerking off to their disinhibition of moaning and being fucked on camera on a room full of people
>>27528601
Niggers like you don't count, go back to fapping to obese middle aged whitetrash on wallmart.
>>27528583
2D is superior, go back to whatever the fucking place you came before you arrived on this board.
You're just a failed normie.
On a scale of normie to r9-kool, where does child porn rank?
1 being ultra normie as fuck and 10 being best taste ever.
>>27528667
"heh mom i made an edgy post again, if you saw the stuff i posted on 4chan you wouldnt dare take me to the dentist again"
>>27528660
>2D is superior
But you'll never get to fuck that drawing. At least with 3D, you can pay for it.
>>27528682
That wasn't edgy, I wasn't attacking anyone, it was a serious question. CP definitely isn't normie in my opinion and is probably the least normie porn you can get along with beastiality and necrophilia, basically anything that normies will hang you for.
>>27528660
>YOU WILL NEVER EVER TOUCH HER
>>27528685
>Implying you can't fuck you're waifu.
God fucking damn it, you guys can't show possibly reveal more of your normie power level than it already has been done here.
Fuck it.
>>27528724
it's worse than bestiality or necrophilia since its a kid getting raped, way worse than an animal that doesnt know whats going on or a corpse that doesnt know anything, you can tell this since you'll literally go to jail for it you dumb faggot
>>27528685
>being so pathetic he makes this argument
Just kill yourself already. 2D is the refinement of 3D into something greater.
You're too much of an insecure faggot to acknowledge that, and you're seriously worried about being seen as a "loser". You're on /r9k/ pal, you're already a piece of shit, and paying for sex after watching 3D is basically a combination of being stupid, desperate, normie and beta all at once.
Reminder that the best way to die is with a firearm, and to aim at the brainstem, normiecuck.
>>27525944
I'll never understand how people can be attracted to women who are over 30 years old
>>27528756
That's because you're too young. I am almost 30 and find women attactive who are over 30, obviously I find more women under 30 attractive but it's basically like you broaden your horizons a little.
>>27528639
>becoming
scaruffi btfo the beatles in 1999 kiddo
>>27528756
>>27528800
I was actually more into MILFs when I was younger than I am now.
Now that I can't /ss/ or cuck some wagie hubby as a teen or young man, the appeal has been lost, I guess.
>>27528756
Ever since i saw monica belluci in the matrix reloaded i understood how. A tit goddess will always be a tit goddess, if anything the tits might just get fatter with age.
>Lisa ann
>bad
MILF, just the right amount of muscle, does anal. Don't be a faggot.
>>27528854
Her asshole has taken a hell of a beating.
>>27528854
Julia ann is superior in every way.
>>27528866
Her worn out pooper is hot.
>>27528831
Uh, those tits will start to sag brutally once she hits her late 40s.
30 is when ladies aren't fresh but still fuckable, and 40 is where things start to get fucked up. At 50, you're looking at a cheesy bowl of milk.
>>27528885
Clearly you didn't see shoot em up, she was at her hottest then and was 42
>>27525944
Why are robots more concerned with what other people think than women are?
>>27526256
THE FACT THAT
>>27528605
>all western porn is terrible
fixed
that's why I only watch JAV
>>27526256
literally the bullshit justin bieber of their day.
Lenon made a few cool songs in the 80s thats it.n
>>27525944
Word. If botched surgery hoes turn you on your sex drive is pleb tier.
>>27526313
pink-fucking-floyd
>>27526256
Holy shit this music literally gives me depression if i listen to it. It's that bad.
>>27525944
Normies don't know anything about porn, that's why. They have watched a couple shitty american produced fake tits fake moans fake everything movies. the kind with an obligatory "funny" name. They have no idea what's out there and they probably don't even care because they are so pleb.
>>27529022
JAV
> Girl squirms away from creepy groper
> Immediately starts moaning like a retard when he touches her
> Makes weird squealing noises during sex
> Spends 4 hours focusing in on the semen
Yeah, its just as shit
>>27529130
Have you ever been on javjunkies even.
>The 4 hours on semen one is true though. I download cum swallowing javs, and they always hold it in their mouth for an hour before swallowing. that's not hot. do it like the girls in the "swallow this" movies. cum in mouth, show it , fast swallow. show tongue
>>27529038
You're trying way too hard.
>>27525944
When I was a kid, there wasn't really that much porn comapred to now, so it made sense to have a favorite porn star. I don't understand why anyone would want to constantly jerk off to the same girl when theres such a ridiculous amount now. Its nice constantly having a new stream of 18-24 year olds. Every so often theres a particularly nice girl but I don't want to see her more than a few times
>>27526256
I don't know anyone except hipsters who likes them.
>all these tryhards shitting on the Beatles
so contrary
>>27529130
nah your just a pleb
why are all the top porn stars all manly women with balloon tits? I can't even remember their names because i've never jerked off to any of them
You would all bust in under 30 seconds with Lisa Ann.
>>27530465
i would go flaccid immediately if i put it in lisa ann.
>>27529695
But he's right. The Beatles were complete hacks.
>>27530483
That's because you whack it too much.
>>27530548
naw, it's because she's ugly. I wouldn't be able to get off to her even with viagra
>>27529022
Russian porn is clearly superior both to American and Java shit. Even the average girls are top tier
Only acceptable 3D porn is the one made out of slutty mangakas that self insert while drawing milfs molesting little shotas.
>>27530591
no it's not. Eastern european women are ugly as shit. i based this on all the russian music videos i've seen
>>27525944
>Why do normies have such shit tier taste in porn?
Joke is on you. I only fap to amateur and homemade shit
>>27530591
Disgusting. I live in Eastern Europe, I don't need to see those ugly whores in my porn too.