Can we get a /devilish/ thread going?
Mfw I shit on the toilet seat, piss on the floor, and toss my used toilet paper on the ground in public restrooms
i'm pretty certain i've cyberbullied someone into being an hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvBZSGx7hQs
I've always wanted to do this but I have too much sympathy for the people who would have to clean it up.
>>27525320
This is my only sin t b h
>>27525280
>halloween 2009
>take 1 sign
>take 2
still feel adrenaline when i think about it
>parents wanted a child who would grow up to have a good career and a thriving social life
>grow up to be a friendless shut-in instead
>someone tells me to have a good day
>contemplate suicide that night
>order pizza
>only tip 10% instead of the customary 15%
>spend hundreds of dollars on college courses
>fail them
You may ask: why am I so cruel? Why do I inflict such misery on others with seemingly no remorse? But what you don't understand is there is no greater meaning to my cruelty, no secret motivation for the horrors I inflict upon others. I terrorize people simply because I can. My devilry is without reason, without mercy, and without end.
>>27525407
>take 1 sign
>dump it all in my bag
>knock on the door and ask for candy because they're all out
I like to wipe my boogers on handles and door knobs
>>27525280
>faggot rich teenagers park their car near my beater I got from craigslist for $600
>key the fuck out of it and watch their faces as they return
Almost same here on but I just piss on everything. Feels good knowing that some normie touches my pee pee
>promise mommy i'll go to college today
>don't
>>27525280
>girl that liked me told me she wanted to commit suicide
>ignored her because thought she just wanted attention
>turns out this time she was serious
I didn't care anyways since she smelled like fish and was fat.
>>27526146
You did good friendo, I'm proud
>>27525344
I haven't laughed so hard in as long as I can remember.
>>27526162
Oh yeah before I forget.
>best friend screamed at me for "letting it happen"
>laugh into her face
I stroll around shopping malls and take pictures of girls bare feet and then fap to them on my computer.
Kek. This is like my third time on this board since it was created. Forgot how fucked up it is. I hope you're all seeing psychiatrists. Or maybe I should be hoping that you haven't seen a psychiatrist, but have the potential to get better if you do.
>do bad shit
>tehehe
People who are old enough to drive should have moved past this years prior. The most devilish thing I do is tell my girlfriend to lose weight, but I don't even consider that bad. Fuckin burgerland.
>>27525280
>>27526072
>>27525344
Im that suicidal robot with the mop.
>>27526694
>People who are old enough to drive should have moved past this years prior.
>I don't move past it.
Truly, I m the most devilish of all.
>>27526694
I never did that kind of shit when I was young so now I'm venting.
Middle school/junior high was peak /devilish/
>in middle school
>used to overhear stacies talking shit about each other at lunch
>I would tell each one who was talking shit about them privately
>they would get into massive fights with each other over it.
>one girl switched schools because of it.
>grade8
>had science teacher who we (me plus 3 others) didn't like
>we would unplug all his computer equipment if he left the room
>we would blink really fast if he looked at us while lecturing and it would make him fuck up his train of thought
>fucked up the settings on his student use PCs
>wrote swears on his chalkboard while he wasn't paying attention
>asked him to repeat what he just spent 40 minutes lecturing us on everyday.
>rearranged his desks at lunchtime
>someone poured water on his laptop
