When here /Little Caesars/?
Pic related, I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot.
Not tonight, and when I do pizza I usually get it from this local place that's pretty good, because pizza around here is so shitty, and I'm very easy to please when it comes to pizza. I do enjoy Little Caesars though, I miss the little corn starch/breading they used to put on the crust way back in the day though.
That looks good, and yeh, even though they say they're a large, they're very thin and not hardy, very easy to eat a whole one to yourself in one sitting. Hope you enjoyed it my most black brother.
>>27524238
>I ate the whole thing in the parking lot
This sentence makes me sad for some reason
The only thing enjoyable from there is the pan pizza and Italian bread
I used to work in a Caesar s and it is 110x way much cleaner than Dominos.
They even use purified filter water to mix their dough
>>27524238
MMMMMMM
dat 5 dollar pizza is best pizza desu senpai
>>27524238
>I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot.
I'm having a hard time picturing which is worse. Picturing you do this inside a car right in front of the place, or sitting on the sidewalk right outside the door not even in a car.
>>27524238
Holy shit that is a bad cut job. Guy at landing must have been high af. Having worked there in the past it's understandable
>>27524238
>I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot
Would you be offended or creeped out if someone in the parking lot watched you eat it from start to finish? I'm just fascinated about the concept and would love to see the whole thing go down. I feel like it'd be watching a form of art.
>>27524238
that is the most disproportionately cut pizza i've ever seen. zoom in on it, the slice at 6'o clock is literally 3 times bigger than the one to the right of it.
anyways, i do love me some little c's pizza pizza!!
>>27524238
>I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot.
>Not eating the whole thing at the cash register
>>27524238
fucking lol at the huge slice
>>27524238
Little Caesar's taste like complete shit. There's a reason it's so cheap. Get better taste, pleb
Its usually the twitching and yelling homeless people I see eating in the parking lot. But i've seen regular people eating fast food lunch in their car in the parking lot before too. I think they're just so afraid of being near other people they can't stand the thought of sitting at a table alone. I get it, but why the whole thing, OP?
>>27524238
>Tfw little cesars next to my house.
Fuck I am taunted by it everyday. I don't want to eat it but every once in a while I give in and buy one.
>>27524238
>road trip with friends
>someone finds little caesars coming up on yelp
>we stop, buy it and stand around in the parking lot eating it
>lots of niggers walking around the parking lot yelling to each other
>car drives up a few spots next to us, everyone in the car wearing solid red
>they start blasting loud ass music but we're pretty sure they're a gang so we just autistically keep eating our pizza and drive off without saying another word
we looked up the city we stopped in later on and it was one of the most ghetto cities in our state
>>27524238
Joey is that you?
Good, cheap pizza.
Krazy bread is pretty good, too.
>>27524238
I've never had Little Caesar's because their menu looks so sad. They advertise things like one or two topping pizzas, and all their ads are like your pic with just bread, cheese and one meat.
I want a nice selection of fresh vegetables and some good cheeses, and even low-end Domino's does a better job than this.
OP here didn't expect the thread to get so many replies.
>>27524616
>>27524635
I eat it inside the car. I eat about 4 pizzas every week. Always get awkward looks from the people who work there. Once saw a guy ask a girl in the parking lot. He had flowers and a massive teddy bear.
>>27525015
yeh its me
The best $5 pizza money can buy
>>27525037
Jesus fuck how much do you weigh anon? Also how arent you dead.
>>27525153
6'0 tall, 165 lbs.
>being fat
kek
>>27525185
>6'0 tall, 165 lbs.
lucky bastard
>>27525225
>having shit genetics
Nigga, what are you doing?
>>27525185
I'm going out on a limb here. But I think what happened was, in your diabetic stupor post meal/carb binge, you got on the scale and read the weight upside down somehow. So you're actually 591 lbs.
>>27525256
nah I'm 6'0 as well. Except I'm 280 lbs.
>inb4 an hero, I'm already considering it
>>27525037
The thought of someone asking a girl out in the parking lot while someone else is watching them and eating a whole pizza sounds depressing
>>27525357
>tfw started blasting the music as hard as I could once I saw that happen
>tfw probably ruined the whole experience for both of them
>>27524238
>Pic related, I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot.
Probably the most depressing thing I've read today, what went wrong
>>27525185
i eat a full pizza everday ( not all at once, throughout the day) and weight 335. why am i mildly overweight and youre not?
>>27525467
>335
>mildly overweight
huh??
>>27525467
because you eat pizza every single day and probably don't exercise at all
>>27525425
The pizza can get get cold on the drive back home. Best to eat it while it's nice and fresh.
>>27525467
Some people just don't get fat, anon.
>>27525467
Pretty sure that you could live 6 months on your fat alone.
>mildly overweight
nice b8
>>27525496
yeah, and? its not like im obese. just a little chubby, and probably healthier than most ppl
>>27525551
But 335? Unless you're a 7 foot tall basketball player, 335 is more than mildly overweight for anyone else.
Who /true/ here?
Original
>>27525582
I think I'm pretty true. Not on here though, I speak all sorts of bullshit. But no, pretty true in person.
>>27525572
i'm 5'9. i say i'm pretty average. 335 really isn't that bad you guys...
>>27524407
No I worked at dominoes and little Caesars. Dominoes was so much cleaner
>>27525535
>The pizza can get get cold on the drive back home. Best to eat it while it's nice and fresh.
just heat it up in the oven, you bonehead
>>27525620
Goddamn. That's a big ol belly.
>>27524238
Right here actually. Switched to it by necessity but it's not bad. And it makes up in quantity what it lacks relative to others in quality.
Still have papa john'a every now and then.
>>27525620
>5'9"
>pretty average
>335 isnt that bad you guys
I can't 100% tell if you are trolling or seriously that bad in denial. Either way god bless anon.
>>27525651
fick you. is this b8 or something? no way you guys actually think 5'9 (5'11 in shoes) and 335 is OBESE? i mean i understand mildly overweight like i said, but i'm not obese.
>>27525620
Anon, had you said you were 6'5 and 335, that would have been okay. Start hitting the gym before you approach the point of no return.
>>27525582
It's like Little Caesars designed their pizzas with NEETs in mind. $5 for a hot n' ready is GOAT tier pricing.
>>27525633
>just heat it up in the oven, you bonehead
Might as well buy a frozen pizza if you're just going to end up heating it yourself. What's the point?
>>27525713
335 at 6 foot even would be obese I'd say, unless you were some huge roided out swole bodybuilder motherfucker, but I doubt you're that.
>>27525745
>>27525727
Nigga, even 6'5 and 335 is fucking fat. Football players at that height probably only approach 280 and muscle weighs more than fat.
That 5'9" anon has his own gravity field.
>tfw deep-deep dish 3-meat pizza
Shit's like 12 dollars but it's the best thing I've ever gotten from little caesars
>>27525675
>centrum vitamins
Nigga are you me? Also looks comfy af. Is that the Hawaiian pizza or the sausage pizza they sell? Here the Hawaiian pizza costs $8. Sausage pizza costs $5.
>>27525803
Nah you're right, I guess I was just being too generous with those proportions, he's definitely got the thickness. He's probably got so much ass... I just wanna kick that ass.
>called 3 different local little caesars
>all flat out refuse to make me a custom pizza
>ask for sauce on the side, pepperoni/cheese and the dough folded in half on itself like a calzone for the hot and ready price
Why the fuck wont they do it? Should I offer a tip? They just tell me no every time. All I wanted was them to not put sauce in it and flip the fucker on its side...
>>27525803
this
Phamilia original tendies
>>27525868
Dude, they already sell it for rock bottom prices. What more do you want? I bet the cardboard box alone costs more than what the materials cost to make it. Fuck you picky motherfuckers.
>>27525868
I don't think they'll do anything outside of the offered hot n ready pre-mades (3 meat, pepperoni, cheese), but not anything that would require them to do more than put on sauce, cheese, toppings and put it in the oven. Not for 5 dollars at least.
>>27525911
I just want a hot-and-ready calzone...
>>27525837
Got pineapple and something else on it, maybe ham.
Was one of the comfiest times I can remember.
Fucking Christ OP, now youre making me want to get little Caesar's for the munchies tomorrow
>>27525675
Papa's not bad if you get extra sauce. Always get extra sauce. They don't jew you on it either. I usually get a thick layer. Tastes good bro
>>27525917
You can make whatever Pizza you want tell them you want crazy crust or some shit like that
>>27524238
>tfw my neighborhood lil c's is filled with ghetto ass niggers and spics every friday when i want pizza
it's bullshit m8s, but the hot n' ready is just too cheap and too good i have to brave being alone in the dark
I get at least two cold little ceasar pizzas for nearly free each week,
I go to a 'gleaners' group that gives out tons of food, mostly produce. A small charge to be apart of it but yeah tons of good food, random stuff, got some pesto last week, tasted amazing on the pizza.
But yeah their pizza is fine, makes a good base to just put on other ingrediants.
