there are fucking huge mice in my kitchen but I'm hungry as fuck so I'm going to take a deep breath and make myself something pls pray for me robots I'm so hungry hm hm hm
I'm really scared I really hate mice
>>27523113
>get rat poison
>put in kitchen
There you mice gone.
>>27523113
Why don't you dial a hubby and a man will come pick up the scary mousey for you
just remember they're the ones who have to face an animal hundreds of times their size
>>27523169
anon the most deadly animals in the world are mosquitoes
>>27523113
They're more scared of you than you are of them. Just walk into the kitchen and they'll fuck off.
Also, get a cat.
yo wtf they keep eating my fucking ramen wth
>>27523113
get cat
Enjoy your hanta virus, OP!
>>27523205
that's good advice
I'm allergic to cats you assholes
every time I put a trap down they lick the fucking peanut butter without setting it off
these mice are also stick-proof or somethin
>>27523113
>not devouring the fucking mice
Are you some sort of pussy vegetarian or something?
I swear, fucking pussy ass nu-males are ruining this society.
>>27523259
Congratulations anon - you've been outsmarted by mice.
>>27523302
not my fault ratatouille himself is cooking fucking ramen in my kitchen
>>27523302
>Outsmarted by mice
>>27523322
>he doesn't eat his ramen raw
>>27523340
>saving thumbnails
>>27523322
>ratatouille himself
kek
>>27523259
get a snake then you fucking pussy
>>27523383
>Doesnt know that i saved a full size picture that was thumbnail sized
just set traps like a real man
>b-b-but what if I hurt the poor widdwe mousey wousey?
they're fucking pest animals and the direct cause of more than one horrible epidemic. You owe it to your ancestors who died of the bubonic plague to kill those little shits as mercilessly as possible.
FUCKFUCK
I turned on theights and ine scurried past my leg inbetween my oven and fridge.
Also theres there really big brown spots
>>27523547
>big brown spots
That's mouse shit, retard. Scoop it up with your tongue, it's high in nutrients and very delicious.
Have you considered hitting him with a broom when he makes a mad dash from cover to cover? Or are you lacking in hand-eye coordination.
>>27523648
are you sure?
looks wayy too big
Just eat the mice
>>27523695
>are you sure
YES I AM SURE THAT IS MOUSE SHIT NOW THAT I HAVE A VISUAL IDENTIFICATION OF IT, I HAVE HANDLED RODENTS FOR EIGHT YEARS NOW.
YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN ANIMAL, THE MICE DESERVE YOUR FOOD MORE THAN YOU DO.
Don't kill them OP!! Might be some of those Redwall mice. Those cunts will come back with a rodent army and kill you.
>>27523322
His name was Remmy you retard
