let's make our own cooking show. we'll name it autistic eats
what kind of things do we eat besides tendies?
>>27523064
mac and cheese
cum
shit
piss
our own tears
tv dinners
pizza
pizza rolls
grilled cheese
sadness
>>27523064
Sardine sandwiches
>>27523104
don't forget ramen>>27523133
Chocolate milk and soda. Not together, just in general.
FUKIN LUNCHABLES
>>27523064
Catfood burrito
>>27523167
I just had some of my choccy earlier, anon. Nice call.
>>27523064
>Frozen food
>shit tier oriental
>PBNJ
>>27523064
Hot pockets.
>>27523179
>Catfood
Shouldn't you be killing mices right now, Charlie?
>>27523064
I made this today.
pastrami sandwiches
Nigger blood milkshake with a side of Asian lady fingers
I actually like to cook quite a bit used to make some mean homemade tendies...unfortunetly I fell for the /fit/ meme which means no tendies or yum yums. Well see how long I'm on this train
Chicken and rice
Dinner of champions
>>27523209
>NJ
I can tell you, for a fact, real robots do not put jelly on their sandwhiches
mummy likes to cook me my dinners. I asked for tendies because of the meme and she did some sort of spinach sauce with pasta and chicken breast
Corn dogs
Lasagna.
Heating a frozen one right now. Gonna eat the whole thing in bed with a fork. Will feel no shame.
>>27523282
You're a fucking liar faggot
Don't forget the gusher and fruit roll ups burritos.
>>27523308
Fight me faggot
I'm as robot as they come and jelly is for toast only
Tai Lopez's cock
>>27523064
Hungry man
Found some one pot Italian pasta shit. It was unreal. Just add vegetable broth, linguini, can of tomatoes, basil, garlic, spinach, red pepper flakes, fill with water until its almost all underneath it or more broth. Set to high and boil then bring it down to medium and stir a lot until most of the water is gone. add feta. shit lasts for a week.
>>27523337
What if there's peanut butter bitch? Sweat creamy Nut in my fucking ass daddy Peanut butter? put that shit on some wheat or white bread and then fuck the shit out of it and call it baby girl. How about you fucking shut the fuck up faggot
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>>27523387
That is what I'm telling you you double nigger phone poster
>>27523064
Every show would cook the same thing
Breakfast, lunch or dinner, it wouldn't change
>>27523064
>what kind of things do we eat besides tendies?
An autistically large variety of various tendies. Each episode starts off inside the host's mom's car with a camera view of both of them as mommy drives him to different restaurants to get tendies. During all of this, mommy gives him shit for being a fucking failure of a 25 year old man.
We can eat spam
Peanut butter sandwich with the crusts cut off
>>27523064
Clam chowder
Chicken alfredo
delicious as fug
Subway I'm so autistic I have to walk to subway everyday for my sub.
>>27523179
>Tfw that place you ate the suspicious kebab from got closed for having cat meat found in their place the week after you ate there.
>tfw they closed my face as well
Hummus and spinach on bread, with a glass of milk
that shit is so damn good
Frozen Uncrustables
>>27523711
>being able to order subway without freaking out
REEEE
>>27523962
Right?
That shit is all bad. Not even worth it for how good it is either
Anything the lazy yellow hat and shirt man is cooking
>Throw cut chicken breast into boiling water
>Take it out when it's cooked
>Eat with mustard or some shit
I am not an accomplished chef.
